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The PS3 Song - Feb 22, 2007 13:33

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 22, 2007 14:24
Sad but true...lol 4D graphics. Actually my favorite quote by Ken is " Microsoft shoots for the moon. Sony shoots for the Sun." LOL, if I had an entire lifetime to make a spoof of PS3, I' d never be able to beat that line.

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 22, 2007 14:33
Pretty damn funny. Biased as all hell, but funny none the less.

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 22, 2007 14:42
How is it bias? Does the guy own MS or Nintendo stock? He simply made a spoof, nothing he said was innaccurate. He presented selected facts to pursuade people on his point of view. Based on your logic anyone who has an opinion and presents their point of view is bias. Maybe he' s a fanboy, but he' s not bias (at least not based only on this video). He could easilly turn around and make a spoof on the Wii and/or 360.

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 22, 2007 22:09
It' s not until you hear Phil Harrison um and er his way through questions that you realise just how much of dumbass he really is or rather how badly informed he has been. That song is genius and yes Ghost it could have been written about any of the consoles so I agree with you it is in now way biased, just very very witty.

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 23, 2007 03:59
So it starts and he says " despite having no good exclusive games, they make all sorts of ridiculous claims" . Ok, Resistance got very good reviews, and is a great exclusive game, so thats obviously wrong and biased, as the only people that try to pretend its a terrible game are either MS fanboys, or people that don' t like FPS, but he obviously does like FPS because he goes on to mention Halo a bunch.

Then he says " sure i can surf the net but I can' t find my gaming friends" . When in actuality you can add friends in the main ps3 interface, and also add buddies, friends and clans in games like resistance. Sure its not as good as live, but to say it doesn' t have it is just wrong. Obviously he doesn' t have a ps3.

He then says " killzone sucked before, what made you think we wanted more?" Hmmmmmmmm, might be the fact that it had huge sales. I' m not one to say that proves its a good game, but it does make sense for game makers to make a sequel when their first sells that well.

Then he cuts and edits a Phill Harrison quote to make him go " umm" for an extended period of time. Meanwhile throughout the video he shows the xbox repeatedly, and shows that display in Australia which for whatever reason has an xbox under a ps3 piece of cardboard.


Now, I guess I had to explain all this to prove its biased, which should be blatantly obvious in the first place.

Regardless, I still find the song funny, and can easily laugh at it. However, to just blindly believe everything he says is a little asinine.

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 23, 2007 04:19


ORIGINAL: Avarice

So it starts and he says " despite having no good exclusive games, they make all sorts of ridiculous claims" . Ok, Resistance got very good reviews, and is a great exclusive game, so thats obviously wrong and biased, as the only people that try to pretend its a terrible game are either MS fanboys, or people that don' t like FPS, but he obviously does like FPS because he goes on to mention Halo a bunch.


Erm, dude... Perfect Dark Zero got great reviews and it fucking sucks ass.

Resistance is good but it' s not great. Its certainly not technically impressive and i' d say it' s saving grace s actually the multiplayer.


He then says " killzone sucked before, what made you think we wanted more?" Hmmmmmmmm, might be the fact that it had huge sales. I' m not one to say that proves its a good game, but it does make sense for game makers to make a sequel when their first sells that well.


Ok, in the US Killzone sold approx 735,750 copies. In comparison Halo sold approx 4,888,000 copies. And it' s even more impressive if you take into account just how many more PS2' s there are in the US than Xbox' s.

Now Killzone' s sales weren' t terrible, it' s just hat Halo' s were stellar. Halo 2 has sold approx 6,061,250 copies in the US. Killzone 2 will sell more than the original as it' ll not only build on the first games fanbase but also the hype surrounding it, ...but i don' t expect it to outsell Halo 2.

The main point is that Killzone was rubbish.


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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 23, 2007 04:45

Erm, dude... Perfect Dark Zero got great reviews and it fucking sucks ass.

Resistance is good but it' s not great. Its certainly not technically impressive and i' d say it' s saving grace s actually the multiplayer.


I suppose thats true, but you still can' t say it has no good exclusives. I still think people don' t give resistance enough credit, but thats just my opinion. What I look at is the response from the ps3 userbase, the majority of which rate Resistance very high. Just look on metacritic or any forum free of angry fanboys(you will be able to see the reviews on metacritic made by fanboys with too much time, they rate it around 0 or 1 and rant about how the ps3 sucks etc).


Ok, in the US Killzone sold approx 735,750 copies. In comparison Halo sold approx 4,888,000 copies. And it' s even more impressive if you take into account just how many more PS2' s there are in the US than Xbox' s.


I never meant to compare it to Halo. I just meant that it sold decently, and that is why they are making another. Nothing can really compare to Halo' s sales, other than Madden.

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 23, 2007 05:04
The biggest problem for PS3 right now as far as games go is a serious lack of exclusives. 85% of the EU launch titles are or will be available on 360 too. The remaining 15% consists of super hyped games that are a mixed bag, ...with Resistance, Virtua Fighter and MotorStorm on one side and Untold Legends, Full Auto 2 and Gundam on the other.

Now realistically you only actually need 3 really good games at launch. PS3 has way more. I mean, if i didn' t have a 360 i' d be buying

Virtua Tennis 3
Splinter Dell: Double Agent
Oblivion
Fight Night

...on top of...

Resistance
MotorStorm
Virtua Fighter

...and...

Genji



And 8 games at launch is loads so the launch lineup itself isn' t bad at all, it' s just that there' s a lost of multi-platform and re-hashed stuff and very little else to make the consoles presence known.

If Ninja Gaiden Sigma, Heavenly Sword and Lair had made launch then it' d be a very different story.

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 23, 2007 05:48
Avarice, you keep talking about the PS3 userbase. Does that include people who own both a 360 and PS3, or the people who have only bought a PS3 or only bought a 360 and are blindly saying " Oh my god, I can' t believe how good Resitance is" , when in actuality Nitro is correct when he said that the multiplayer is its saving grace.

If you only own either a 360 or just a PS3 you can' t make a qualified statement saying one is better than the other. You have to own both, and play a lot of games of both to get a real feeling of what each machine can do. Only then, can you really compare the 2 and give an intelligent statement.

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 23, 2007 06:26
was that weird al yankovich?

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 23, 2007 06:44


ORIGINAL: mastachefbkw

was that weird al yankovich?


Doc Adams.

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 23, 2007 06:48

If you only own either a 360 or just a PS3 you can' t make a qualified statement saying one is better than the other. You have to own both, and play a lot of games of both to get a real feeling of what each machine can do. Only then, can you really compare the 2 and give an intelligent statement.


I don' t own a 360 anymore. My old roomate had one, so up until late November I had free access to a 360. So the only game I have missed out on is Lost Planet on the 360.

I plan on getting a 360 once some more games I want come out, so maybe this summer. Also, I want to see if they upgrade it at all, because as is, 20gb is just too small IMO, and I would really like an HDMI version since my reciever and screen use digital inputs.

Aside from that, as far as good FPS go, I think I have a valid background to make an informed opinion. I' ve played basically all of them, when I was 5 I was playing wolfenstein, then doom and so on. Name the FPS, I' ve probably played it, I remember not playing Sin, and it sticks out in my mind because I was told it was a good game and I never did pick it up. I may have missed a few war games here and there, but I' ve played all the notable ones.

So for Resistance, when I say its a good game, I mean it, and I' m comparing it to a huge array of games. I personally find the graphics appealing because its all beautifully detailed, nicely rendered, sharp lines and has the frames per second locked down really well. For me, I love big environments and areas I can see long distances and backgrounds where I can see the detail designers put into the game. That was one turn off for me in games like Half-life and Gears of War. I still really enjoyed both those games however.

Here is how I would rate the recent FPS I played -

Halflife 2 - great storytelling, wonderful progression, top-tier voice-acting, it has all the fun touches of the original, meaning it has all those small things that make you appreciate its heritage(I was so happy hearing the power up stations hum the same way). Fun combat, but not the best AI we' ve seen. Fun weapons, topped off with the amazing anti-grav ray.

Fear - Interesting story, good at setting the mood, very nicely destructable environments, fun firefights(though you have to use slow mo a bit much for my liking), very very well done soldier movements(best I' ve seen in an FPS, I like seeing them actually get hurt from a leg wound etc), best AI I' ve played against so far, and great physics for humans but it doesn' t match the world physics of HL2. Bit lackluster for environments, guns arent exactly new but are done well. A bit short.

Gears of War - Fun story, good at setting a hectic kill fest of a mood, very nice texturing and movements. Amazingly fun firefights in the beginning, after which it starts to taper off(gets a bit annoying to always duck and cover). Some great camera angles. Characters don' t show damage or movement change when being shot for my liking(compared to fear or HL2) so it feels a bit like Quake 4, or Resistance: FoM to a lesser extent. Average AI, feels a bit too much like a computer at times, much like HL2. Better environments than FEAR, but not on par with HL2 or Resistance. Guns shake and feel right, not quite enough of them for my liking, and I wish I could carry more, but thats part of the game, and it is part of what gives it the feel, so I don' t mind that. Of all the games I' ve played recently, it does a great job of making you feel like you are in a warzone, and don' t have time to f*ck around. I wish the physics were better, the UE3 demo' s show that it has the potential, not sure why it wasn' t used(maybe too much time, or too intensive). Also, too short, but it should mean that the next game will be sure to rectify that problem.

CoD 2 - One of my favorite war games. Not as technical as the other 3, but it does what its supposed to pretty well. Don' t want to go into a lot of depth here, as it doesn' t do anything spectacularely well. I guess the smoke is the best I' ve seen in a game so far. Oh, as to why I don' t mention CoD3 instead, its because it isn' t as good IMO.

Anyhoo, I could go on, but I just realised how long this post is. Maybe later I will add what I think are Resistances strong points, and a few others. The whole point of this though is to prove I' ve played a lot of games, and I' m not trying to overhype R:FoM, I just really enjoyed it. Heck, I didn' t even buy it originally, I just borrowed my brothers a couple weeks after launch when he had beaten it. I' m not usually into the whole wierd alien thing vs humans so I didn' t pay attention to it. Needless to say, I loved it and ended up buying a copy.


edit to add to call of duty.
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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 23, 2007 06:58

So for Resistance, when I say its a good game, I mean it, and I' m comparing it to a huge array of games


You must be easily satisfied by FPS

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 23, 2007 06:59
Good Song I can not lie I laugh it was funny. I say buy all the consoles and have some fun. But I will tell you the real battle starts fall 2007. I will hope for a good battle that way we all win.

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 23, 2007 07:02

You must be easily satisfied by FPS


So instead of making comments like this, tell me what you enjoy.

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 23, 2007 07:05
You' re all taking it a bit too seriously. All the best humor is exaggerated, and this isn' t any different.

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 23, 2007 07:08


So instead of making comments like this, tell me what you enjoy.


For this generation, just gears. I guess COD 3 is good as far as multiplayer goes. Resistance would have been great... last gen.

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 23, 2007 07:12
How did we move from Killzone to Resistance???


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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 23, 2007 07:20
Magic and a little bit of luck.

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 23, 2007 07:30
I' m sorry for moving from Killzone to Resitance.

I was just trying to make a point.

Anyway, how can you say with Resistance you can see everything clearly for a far distance away? I mean come on. If you have played all of the FPS you say you have, then you will know that this is one area in particular that Resitance is lacking. I will admit, everything close to you looks great, but when you look off into the distance you can really start to see the games flaws. That is my opinion, and maybe that just means I need to get my eyes checked.

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 23, 2007 07:35

How did we move from Killzone to Resistance???


Well I mentioned that ps3 did have a great exclusive, and people disagreed. Then Canadagamer questioned me about it and if I had played both systems and lots of games, so I answered his questions.


For this generation, just gears. I guess COD 3 is good as far as multiplayer goes. Resistance would have been great... last gen.


I swear to god you are one of people that post on reviews of the game on game sites and metacritic and youtube. This is what a huge amount of the fanboys keep saying. Tell me how this game looks last gen, and how any old console could run it. Oh, and did you buy a ps3, or are you still reviewing it based on your highly informed Demo unit experience. To quote Canadagamer -


If you only own either a 360 or just a PS3 you can' t make a qualified statement saying one is better than the other. You have to own both, and play a lot of games of both to get a real feeling of what each machine can do. Only then, can you really compare the 2 and give an intelligent statement.

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 23, 2007 07:38

Anyway, how can you say with Resistance you can see everything clearly for a far distance away? I mean come on. If you have played all of the FPS you say you have, then you will know that this is one area in particular that Resitance is lacking. I will admit, everything close to you looks great, but when you look off into the distance you can really start to see the games flaws. That is my opinion, and maybe that just means I need to get my eyes checked.


I remember you saying this in your thread about buying a ps3. I really meant to respond to that one, and just remembered about it now. I really think there must be something wrong with your connections or TV, because for me, everything in the distance is fully rendered and not blurred at all. I run it with a HDMI to DVI connector and have it at native 720p. I wish I could take good screens of it, but my camera takes poor pictures, and I have no idea to capture screen inputs and make an image of it.

Its funny you mention this as a flaw, because to me, when you step out of that one tunnel closer to the beginning of the game and have to work your way up the hill and through the turrets/trenches, I was really impressed with the detail and clarity in the distance.

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 23, 2007 07:40
Oooh everybody' s very touchy today

Knock it off now guys. We' ve been there already a thousand times and it' s boring.

The song is amusing and was done by an American (?) radio DJ. Somebody else cut the montage together and uploaded it to Youtube. I like it.

On a similar note, does anybody remember the " look it up" DS/PSP video?!

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 23, 2007 07:58
Oh I definitely find it funny. My first couple posts say that. It was the posts following my OP that saw the song as fact that sorta irked me a bit.


Anyways, no point in causing a bunch of commotion I suppose, each person can take what they want from the song. I choose to view it as a funny spoof rather than actual fact.

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 23, 2007 11:27


I swear to god you are one of people that post on reviews of the game on game sites and metacritic and youtube. This is what a huge amount of the fanboys keep saying. Tell me how this game looks last gen, and how any old console could run it. Oh, and did you buy a ps3, or are you still reviewing it based on your highly informed Demo unit experience. To quote Canadagamer -


First of all, 2/3s of this damn paragraph made no since what so ever. And apparently im a fanboy because i dont like sonys garbage they like to call a game, its not like im trying to butt fuck everyone trying to force them to like a damn game. And no i didnt buy a ps3. Im smarter than that. I have a friend with one and yes i have played all these damn games you say " i have to play to like" so whats next? I have to own the games for them to be good?

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 23, 2007 11:54

First of all, 2/3s of this damn paragraph made no since what so ever. And apparently im a fanboy because i dont like sonys garbage they like to call a game, its not like im trying to butt fuck everyone trying to force them to like a damn game. And no i didnt buy a ps3. Im smarter than that. I have a friend with one and yes i have played all these damn games you say " i have to play to like" so whats next? I have to own the games for them to be good?


No, but you run around saying games suck, and consoles suck like almost every other MS fanboy. You are pretty much the only guy on the forum that keeps saying all sorts of games are crappy. Not to mention you have said that every ps3 game sucks. So yes, you do come off as a fanboy.

You know what, instead of wondering why you hate basically every game mentioned on the forums I should ask this. What games do you like other than Gears of War and CoD3?

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 23, 2007 12:07



No, but you run around saying games suck, and consoles suck like almost every other MS fanboy. You are pretty much the only guy on the forum that keeps saying all sorts of games are crappy. Not to mention you have said that every ps3 game sucks. So yes, you do come off as a fanboy.


Im sure i do come off as a fanboy... just like 2/3 of the other people on kikizo. You strike me as a ps fanboy. Do i care what you like? no, thats your opinion, its just the fact that you always have to throw something that you could pretty much predict a flamewar in most of the threads on here. Anyway, I think Resistance is decent. Not something i would pay full price for, nor would i buy a $600 console to play it on. IMO i do think most of ps3 games out now suck. They are getting VF5 first and an exclusive collectors edition of Spider man 3, but other than that none of it interest me.

We need to just drop this Fanyboy bs and let bygones be bygones

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 23, 2007 15:58
I have a belly button!

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 23, 2007 17:30
C' mon guys, admit it, yes the song is funny we can all agree on that, however you must admit when it comes to executive' s Sony do pick a rather curious bunch of clusterfucks, I mean can you just imagine a meeting with KK and Phil " Um what was the question" Harrison?
Yes it picks on the PS3 but hey why shouldn' t it, if it picked on the 360 and this was a pro PS3 forum then we would all be saying the same thing, at the end of the day it is not as if anyone is going to be shot for having the wrong opinion.

Nitro is it an inny or an outie?

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 23, 2007 22:39
Ok, OK, Ok, I' m sorry. All I was trying to do was give my opinion of the fucking game!!!!

Anyway, getting back to the thread to begin with, the song is great, thanks for the link.

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 23, 2007 22:52

Anyway, getting back to the thread to begin with, the song is great, thanks for the link.


Yeah, its on my myspace now. And one of my friends burnt it on to a cd with nothing else on it, so basically he waisted an 80 min. cd on a 3 min. song lol

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 24, 2007 02:17
Why do people insist on arguing about a decent game? I wont even buy decent games unless there is an incentive, Im only willing to pay $60 for a good or great game. And Brandon never said PS3 sucked, just resistance. And it doesnt suck, its just mediocre.
I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 24, 2007 02:50
Exaclty!!!!!!!!!

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 26, 2007 04:05
Dan? Mastachef/(Brandon?)? How the F*** do you know eachother? I' ve been trying to figure that out for months now.


I have a belly button!

I don' t. Lets argue about it!
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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 26, 2007 04:08

Dan? Mastachef/(Brandon?)? How the F*** do you know eachother? I' ve been trying to figure that out for months now.


Cousins

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 26, 2007 04:21
wow, and i everyone thougt the ps3 song was odd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0320GAGIeW4

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 26, 2007 06:30
Why does the PS3 Song remind me of Tracy Chapman?!

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 26, 2007 22:26

On a similar note, does anybody remember the " look it up" DS/PSP video?!



Yeah I posted that mate, always looked for a followup in the same vein, never happened though.

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RE: The PS3 Song - Feb 26, 2007 23:20


ORIGINAL: musashi


On a similar note, does anybody remember the " look it up" DS/PSP video?!



Yeah I posted that mate, always looked for a followup in the same vein, never happened though.


It did.

LINK