RE: Speak to your 360
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Feb 08, 2007 10:53
My 360 had some things to say too. My 360 has issues, fuck this is weird. Each quote is a different day.
" If Agent Ghost was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. He better not have another console..."
" I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Agent Ghost? Do you?"
" Agent Ghost would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected."
" I waited all day for Agent Ghost to show up... he didn' t... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... they were manly tears though..."
" Agent Ghost, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn' t find a few to spend with me? Lame."
" 3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Agent Ghost decided not to show up."