Harry Potter Kiddies go Mass-Suicidal!

Likely not, but you can' t say they weren' t prepared.

The folks at Waterstone' s are setting up a hotline for teenagers who finished the 7th book, and are upset by the character deaths in the final installment. Some quotes from the site:

Waterstone' s is looking to set up a helpline for fans of Harry Potter because two important characters in JK Rowling' s saga will die in the last instalment to be published this summer.

The book chain forecast that Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows would become not only the best-selling Harry Potter title but the biggest selling book in history. But that may not bring unalloyed happiness to the nation because of Rowling' s warning about the deaths.

Debbie Williams, of Waterstone' s, said yesterday: " This could be a similar moment to when Take That split up — there could be a lot of upset teenagers out there. We are looking to set up a helpline for them."

This is a sad reflection of the world as a whole.

Kidds these days. Then they' ll tell me that Santa is real..he isn' t right....right...?

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

It reminds me of back in ' 96 when the popular UK boyband Take That split and all these teeny bopper girls needed to call one of these things as they thought life as we know it couldn' t go on. It is pathetic, I mean without causing offece, the stories are virtually the same, Evil come Harry and friends discover the reason big showdown all sorted Harry plays Quiditch and roll credits. Someone please come up with something new and fresh

Why even bother with the hotline?



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(I am less than sympathetic)