It does exist! Duke Nukem Forever(no new info, single screen)

And all this time, I thought they were just sipping martinis and laughing at us for thinking they were doing something.

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

I havent looked at it yet, but iv loved and completed all duke nukems in the past!

While small, it doesn' t look that impressive. He looks like Sarge off that Small Soldiers movie. A little too comical, even for Duke.

I' m not going to forgive 3D Realms so easily. They' ve broken my childhood dreams for too many years. If that' s all they' ve got to show for nearly a decade of development....

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lol

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Ha! You just made me $20 Dan. I told a friend that " Forever" would come out one day & he bet against it. Thanks dude!

wow. never thought i' d see an actual game.

now that i' ve seen and i know it' s real in some form, somewhere, i have to say...

I don' t care anymore. I honestly don' t care if Duke Nukem Forever comes out or not, and if it does, I don' t think I' ll buy it. It' s been too long. I don' t care anymore.

If ever a game has been delayed to the point that it' s no longer relevant, this is that game.

Looks suspiciously like one of the Nukem action figures.

Is anyone going to enjoy this game after waiting for so long? Are there any Duke Nukem fans whose sense of humor is still so banal after ten additional years of maturity? Even if gamers tend to mature in reverse-dog-years, growing one year for every seven that pass, is it going to be hilarious anymore to hear Duke Nukem urinating or making lewd comments to a bikini-girl poster?

Honestly, i never really liked duke nukem

I was never really a fan of duke nukem either... Still interesting to see it will actually be coming out.

NiGHTS into Dreamcast

I like the Duke games especially Zero Hour for the N64. Fantastic game.

Is anyone going to enjoy this game after waiting for so long? Are there any Duke Nukem fans whose sense of humor is still so banal after ten additional years of maturity? Even if gamers tend to mature in reverse-dog-years, growing one year for every seven that pass, is it going to be hilarious anymore to hear Duke Nukem urinating or making lewd comments to a bikini-girl poster?

Paying prostitutes is still humorous, unless in real life where sending them to College is a serious matter.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

anyone going to enjoy this game after waiting for so long? Are there any Duke Nukem fans whose sense of humor is still so banal after ten additional years of maturity? Even if gamers tend to mature in reverse-dog-years, growing one year for every seven that pass, is it going to be hilarious anymore to hear Duke Nukem urinating or making lewd comments to a bikini-girl poster?

Yes!

Duke Nukem is a classic and it will always be fun!

How about the part where he rips off that pigs head and craps down its throat?

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Duke Nukem was the first PC game i' ve ever played.

It could be good. I' m not really interested at the moment, but if I hear that it' s good, I' ll pick it up. Maybe. I hope they do a 360 version.

that just looks like an action figure to me.. I' m sure the game will come out.. i hear it' ll be a launch title for the phantom =b

What they did is they took a picture of a Duke action figure, and then added some funky stuff in Photoshop... just to make it seem like they have been working on a game for the last 10years.

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