Reveal the previous poster' s deepest secret...

 

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Is Australian but does not worship Steve Irwin " The Crocodile Hunter" nor Paul Hogan " Crocodile Dundee" . In fact, he' s never even wrestled a crocodile!

 

^ Secretly wishes he was a monkey so he frequently peels bananas with his toes, for fun.

^ Loves Super Monkey Balls... I mean the game!

^ Hates Konami and Sega games. Favorite games are by EA Sports. Second favorite game is Final Fantasy 8.

^ Is a dead man and a HUGE fan of Bernice Stolar!

^ Is a closet Gradius-o-phobe and secretly obsesses over anything on sale at importers over the sum of $65.96. Nobody can guess my super secrets! (aside from obsessing about owning an apartment that overlooks Times Square obviously).

LOL! ^ The biggest Virtua Fighter detractor, thinks Mortal Kombat is king and the future of fighting games.

^Secretly wishes the Konix Multisystem would have come to fruition, if only for it' s magical chair. Also used the HDLoader to fill his PS2 hard drive with 120GB of PORN!

^ Is 110% correct about the Konix Multisystem, LOL.

dreams of brainwashing & mindcontrolling ppl but sleep walks with his hands straight out saying " beware, i' m coming to brain wash you!" Lol....get it?

Games I want: Starcraft: Ghost (went to gamestop and saw it on the shelf labeled " coming soon, reserve your copy today"
Halo 2

^ Hates Alley

^Refuses to purchase an Xbox simply because anything worth importing comes out here sooner or simultaneously as it does in Japan.

^ only plays xbox b/c of his secret desire to sit in bill gates' lap

^ Lives with a dwarf named Bruno and a monkey butler.

^ Has a super enlarged photo of Brad Pitt' s arse in her closet which doubles as a sacred shrine.

" One kiss for good luck every mourning, one lick for good dreams everynight"

^ dreams of being Brad Pitt' s butt double for the sequel to Troy.

^Knows he is quite qualified for the part and can' t wait to put the new super enlarged picture up . So eager is she that she often makes a quick run to Minnesota just to camp outside his door in hopes he walks out of the shower and past the windows.

 

^ Took the picture of MassX' s ass and considers it one of his finest works yet.

 

^ invented vanilla coke, but sold the rights for a pony.

 

^ Sleeps with a fluffy bunny he calls " bunny-boo"

^ Nickname is " bunny-boo"



I kid I kid, lol..

^ Considers GamePro to the the best magazine ever created. Also was a big fan of the included " Adventures of GamePro" comic that was in each issue. Dreams of a collaboration comic adventure featuring " GamePro" from the magazine of the same name and " Niles Nemo" from the Sega Visions comic strip.

^ Has preordered Gran Turismo 4

^ Is the shirtless black man in this video who is upset because of the new Sega-Sammy logo that was designed by the white guy.

^ shoves tastey tastey fruit snacks up his nose

 

^ bought pulse racer.

A fate brings its will back to the original place and awakens the first
conscience engraved on the deep valley of memory. This is what drives Ikaruga...

^ bought the other copy of pulse racer

^ watches mr. rogers when nobody' s around.

A fate brings its will back to the original place and awakens the first
conscience engraved on the deep valley of memory. This is what drives Ikaruga...

^Doesn' t pee standing up or sitting down (I don' t know if panzer_baiken is a boy or a girl). Instead, pees while standing on head.

^ jumps out of the shower just to pee... Loves to hum the Yoshi' s Island theme while doing so. ;)

^ His voice was used as Baby Mario' s cries and whines in Yoshi' s Island.

^ loves to go around smelling stranger' s feet.

^ Takes her aggression out on her poor teddy bear whenever she loses in a game. That poor teddy bear really needs 1-800-STOP-ABUSE.

^ likes the feel of squeeze cheese between his toes.