I' m going to be spending both at Lake Louise in Alberta Canada...
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Envy...
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You snowboard? Awesome.
.Are there and Canadian specific traditions i need to know in advance???
Oh, and what the hell is eggnog???
You don' t have Nog in the UK??? Huh, go figure. Before you go on a total binge on the stuff, see if there' s non-alcoholic nog there, because unless you really really like the flavor, getting hammered on nog is like smoking 10pounds of copier paper and a pinchfull of Marijuana. You' ll get full before you get toasted.
Seriously, it' s got more calories than a deep-fried chicken milkshake. Don' t let that put you off the stuff though, it' s actually quite good as a treat.
What am I doing for Christmas Eve?
A pleasant gathering with my Dad' s Welsh side of the family over my house. I might even try to explain Videogames to my grandfather. He' s an amazing man, and he says he' s too old to learn this stuff, but I bet if I put him in front of a Wii...
What am I doing for Christmas Day?
Spending time at the " Annual Midwest Polish Dysfunctionality Contest" ... AKA... The other side of the family. Alone, we' re all nice people, but throw us in a brightly-lit, festive-looking, great-smelling cozy kitchen with family and friends, and it can get pretty ugly. I think there' s a reason my relatives houses are always extra cheery-looking this time of the year.