Majik.....
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....put the gun down..
- " Zombism" (we' ll call it that for now) can be treated with the right amount of
metal and a powerful enough trigger to propel that into their forehead.
- I don' t think it' s illegal to sleep with one if all her bits are intact and her skin
hasn' t started rotting. If it has started rotting well... that' s down to personal
" snuff movie" reference.
- Can they dance? If you' ve received Jesus juice from Michael Jackson in a red
sub-zero looking jacket and a walk past a graveyard.
- Midget zombies don' t exist, because it' s not fair. Zombies are
never wheel
chair bound because their mushy brain allow them to conveniently forget they
wer once alive, so anything holding them back from running like Khris Akabusi
is not going to stop them now.
- Zombies have bad dress sense because Zombies always spawn from homeless
people.