Under the Wii flap...

Not really news, not really interesting, but hey, it' ll stop wild conspiracy theories (even mine) about their being something secret under the front flap of Nintendo' s next-gen console...

It contains a single flash card slot and a button labelled ' sync' which i can only presume is for the controller and sensor bar...

You and your damn Wii flap!

NINTENDO!!!!

Nintendo

Playing = Believing

I was going to photoshop an image, but dang, those are harder to find than you would think.

" It prints Money!"

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!

that photo is great...Wii has a great design

that photo is great but I' m disapointed in Nintendo, I was hoping for something kickass, but a card reader, come on Nintendo I thought you were cool.

ORIGINAL: Game Junkie

that photo is great but I' m disapointed in Nintendo, I was hoping for something kickass, but a card reader, come on Nintendo I thought you were cool.

It has a button labelled ' sync' !!!!!!!!

Actually, i still buy the possibility of Sony' s suprise controller announcement forcing Nintendo to cancel the unveilling of one of the consoles functions/technologies.

Actually, i still buy the possibility of Sony' s suprise controller announcement forcing Nintendo to cancel the unveilling of one of the consoles functions/technologies.

personally i still hope that once PS3 comes out, nintendo unveils the true specs of wii:

32gb of ram,
1gb video ram gpu
all kick ass and shit...

Sony would go: DAMN!

What about Microsoft? what would they say?

I think it would go something like this.


--MICROSOFT OFFICES--

" Damn, those Nintendo Guys"
- " Wait, ..who?"
" Oh yea, they had this console called the ' game.. rube' ? is that right?, anyway, it wasnt any competetion and really easily forgetable'
-" Right"
" They own Mario"
- " Really? I thought we bought that Ip?"
" Nah, we tryied, but some of those Nintendo Fanboys attempted to commit mass susicde if they sold"
- " what Happened?"
" We reconsidered"
- " Ha, Ha .... If only they knew the truth"
" Yea, ha ha"
-" so whats this about Rinrendo?"
" yeah, their new system, Wii, Ha ha, Is like Uber Fantatsic"
- " Really?"
" Yeah, It prints money and everything"
- " Damn, thats innovation"
" It beats the 360 hands down in terms of sheer RAW processing power"
- " really? what about PS3"
" No way, Nothing of Sony' s Playsatation can be wronged"
- " Yes, The Playsatation is bliss"
" This reminds me, Lets play some Playstation right now"
-" just what I was going to say!"
" I bet our Real Bosses up at Sony would be proud"
- " Sony made me what I am today"
" I love Sony so much, I founded a new Religion,..its called Sonyism"


Or something along those lines...

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!

cool, apart from cool suprises, it' s not much. I was expecting a pop-out toast maker or something.

Silent Bomber your sarcasm is starting to make me sick, or maybe thats the 11 beers talking. Fuck I' m wasted. Happy Canada day everyone.

I hope my posts arent too mad. If they inflict some Damage, I Take it as a complement.

Who else makes you sick to your stomach?

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!

Who else makes you sick to your stomach?

Who else makes you sick to your stomach?

i like sony so much...please don´t say bad things about it...it would really make me sick

ORIGINAL: Silentbomber

What about Microsoft? what would they say?

I think it would go something like this.


--MICROSOFT OFFICES--

" Damn, those Nintendo Guys"
- " Wait, ..who?"
" Oh yea, they had this console called the ' game.. rube' ? is that right?, anyway, it wasnt any competetion and really easily forgetable'
-" Right"
" They own Mario"
- " Really? I thought we bought that Ip?"
" Nah, we tryied, but some of those Nintendo Fanboys attempted to commit mass susicde if they sold"
- " what Happened?"
" We reconsidered"
- " Ha, Ha .... If only they knew the truth"
" Yea, ha ha"
-" so whats this about Rinrendo?"
" yeah, their new system, Wii, Ha ha, Is like Uber Fantatsic"
- " Really?"
" Yeah, It prints money and everything"
- " Damn, thats innovation"
" It beats the 360 hands down in terms of sheer RAW processing power"
- " really? what about PS3"
" No way, Nothing of Sony' s Playsatation can be wronged"
- " Yes, The Playsatation is bliss"
" This reminds me, Lets play some Playstation right now"
-" just what I was going to say!"
" I bet our Real Bosses up at Sony would be proud"
- " Sony made me what I am today"
" I love Sony so much, I founded a new Religion,..its called Sonyism"


Or something along those lines...

We should start a thread on a behind the scenes caricature starring sony, microsoft and nintendo......

Well go ahead then. It' s not that hard. Just press the " new post" button...
You' re not going to wait for someone else to do it are you?

Wii looks great :)

Wii feels pretty. oh so pretty ...

ORIGINAL: ]GaNgStA[
Wii feels pretty.

" It' s no longer just about the looks. It' s about the feel.
And today, you will feel"

Fils-Aime said something like that.



Nintendo

Playing = Believing

.. do you have to put those Ads at the bottom of most of your posts ginjirou ?

Just makes you look a tad.. fanboyish?

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!

It' s not an ad. Ads are payed for. My thing is just a recommendation.
I really recommend you to buy the Wii at launch. Why? Well because


Playing = believing

And the only company that can make you believe is

Nintendo

...

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!

Wii flap hmm? Will you be able to buy a circumcised version for Jewish families, y' know since this thing can replace the more boring members of your immediate family?

That' s interesting, but I wonder why they would put the " syncronize" button under the flap and leave the other buttons out in the open. Thoughts?

I wants to play da N64 South Park game wivs my new controlling!

I think they should hurry up and announce these *new technologies* before everyone gives up waiting on them. I mean seriously, how long can they draw it out? Surely sony don' t have enough time to steal anything now?!

Actually, they don' t but I' m sure they would at least in part consider that:

if Nintendo announced that Wii was to have say, " quasi-tronic-nano-technology" inside it' s controller, I' m sure that sony' s controller would gain extra hype but no extra features at all, so why don' t they just release the info on the last secrets goddammit!

I' m starting to think these will be earth-shattering details.... and if they' re are not... I suppose I' ll be happy with it anyway!

The Wii is so great as it is, so for me they might as well cancel that last technology.
Save it for the WiiToo.

Or it could be called the MiiToo, Wii, was all about everyone playing together
as one community.. The MiiToo is strictly focused on the single player aspect.

And gives you the best EPISODIC (love it) content ever.

There are two rules to success:

1. Never tell all you know.

No, no' it' ll be WiiToo. The ones saying " we too" are the 360 and PS3 owners who have realised that Nintendo is superior.
Why? Well because


Playing = Believing
and the only company that will make you believe is


Nintendo


Man, I love brainwashing you .

if playing = believing

then surely the only console we can play at the moment is billbox360 as it' s the only console which white, green with a hint of yellow / green?

man, what crap I' m spouting these days. I blame the fanboys everywhere for my condition.



playing = doesn' t seem to matter these days
it' s hype that counts - so the company that spins... wins!

SONY*


(*insert any big " playa" here)

(*insert any big " playa" here)

fcuk*

SONY*

hahaha!

A truly Majik style take on proceedings!


I know it sounds stupid, but I really, really, truly miss the buzz that SEGA hardware used to give me. I know the nintendo is the nearest thing, but i miss them!!

fantasises about a rise from the ashes... sniff, it' s never been the same since Saturn / DC. Most ppl I know struggle to remember what a DC was allready!

I hope the Wii is the most successful console they have ever produced! I often wonder what would happen if they produced a special " SEGA " branded unit?! I' d buy one!!

At the same time im kind of glad SEGA doesnt make consoles anymore.
I would rather see them as game developers!! :P

Even if you break 2 legs from a crab it still runs!
What you gotta do is find its weak spot and do massive damage at it.

Yes, Shadow was just a Masterpeice!

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!

All I ask from sega right now is a good sonic game... that' s it. (I was gonna say VF5, but I think i' ll let the excitement build) I' ll never forgive them for Shadow the Hedgehog, or for that matter, Sonic Riders. It' s like seeing " Metal Gear Solid: Battle Racing" or " Crash Bandicoot: Cortex' s Big Adventure" . Hopefully the new Sonic the Hedgehog game will go back to it' s roots

if Nintendo announced that Wii was to have say, " quasi-tronic-nano-technology" inside it' s controller, I' m sure that sony' s controller would gain extra hype but no extra features at all

Maybe, i' ve got bets that Nintendo' s new controller is going to be filled with space-age polymers. They do everything, don' tcha know. Sony' s gonna steal them and then get stuck with a lawsuit, after Kenny K claims that everyone else is stealing from Sony.