Once upon a time, there was a very stupid gay
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that always dreamed of a day with Will Young
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. This gay struted all around town with this thought in his head, thinking he was so cool
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. He would often envision countless bystanders to be Will Young, and each time he winked at them
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. These bystaders couldn' t help but stare at this unusual fellow and his unusual fashion sense
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- some, however, just wanted to punch him in the face
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, until one day some random bloke actually did. The gay cried all day
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, all of his thoughts about Will Young had faded and his hopes and dreams shattered[:' (]. He questioned his sexuality, was he wrong the whole time
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? So he stole some plastic explosives from some random shop and stuck them to his face
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as he felt his life wasn' t worth living. His plan to waste himself in the spot had failed and he was only seriously mamed
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and was taken to the local hospital. The doctors were baffled by his miraculous survival, but they couldn' t tell a soul because of doctor-patient confidentiality
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. As this was the case, his super nerdy family
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could never find out about his fatal injury. The guy just sighed
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and continued to think about Will Young.
Yes, permission to " WTF!!" .