Ken Kutaragi = KK and Phil Harrison = PH.. KK: Core version? You mean like Playstation 1.5? Interesting..
PH: Yes. (Temporarily removes head from KK' s ass), that way we can still
bring in money for this $499 version. KK: You make a valid point <atchoo> motion sensing...
PH: Pardon? KK:My distinctive sneezing sounds like I am saying something...
PH: I think you may be onto something.. KK: World dominance with 2 PS3' s! Haha, and those dumb american b!tches and
european fags will lap it up! So will my beloved japanese family and their forty
wives...
MORE SALES!!! PH: Like me! Since I was imported as a slave. KK: But you know, the Sony bank has been filled with butterflies and moth' s lately.
PH: Yes, the acquisition of
CELL did put a deficit in the account.
KK: Sell one at $600 and the other at $500!
PH: So that' s the 60GB at $500... (Kutaragi pulls out something from his inside pocket and slaps him)
[
b]PH: Hot sh!t diggity, what was that?
KK: Oh, the original dual shock, I like Killzone multiplayer. But this is about
acquiring cash!
PH: SO sell, the 20GB version and.. lower cost lower cost... No wireless pads! KK: If only more american slave were like you...
PH: Blu-ray production ramped up... KK: No! Those blu -ray drives stay under my bed.
PH: But what about customers.. KK: Well seeing as the lower version is virtually a paper weight and by here on
is not a PS3, we can make all sorts of things go wrong! It won' t play blu-ray..
PH: No HDMI ouput.... KK: No wireless...
PH: No 1080p... KK: No wi-fi...
PH: No games? KK: I' ll allow it...
PH: Yes!! And no upgrade ability! Yes <clap, clap, clap> forcing them to more or
less get 2 PS3' s.... KK:.........
............. I like the way you think..
PH: Oh, here' s something I sketched... KK: Looks like the one in my pocket, and what in Nippon ichi are these 6 arrows?
PH: You know how we fired the design and electronics team.. KK:? Mm- hmm.. I didnt want another Dual Shock..
PH: And you always wanted to leave E3 with a bang... KK: You know, more American slaves wouldn' t go amiss.. To E3!
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