Say it Ain' t So... A Paris Hilton Game

you' ve got to be friggin kidding me...

http://www.gamespot.com/news/6147878.aspx

alright, that' s worse than hot coffee.

I wish this was a 2week and 4 day late April' s fool joke
hopefully it won' t be on any real gaming product.

I am ashamed of the human race...(jk-->) this would make observing aliens do like
Marvin Martian.

You think thats bad,then look at this...

http://pc.ign.com/objects/820/820029.aspx

Yeah,desperate housewives to PC gonna be shown at e3,you gonna play a women who move into their neighbour...

i mean...wtf?!

lol

Even if you break 2 legs from a crab it still runs!
What you gotta do is find its weak spot and do massive damage at it.

I am ashamed of the human race...(jk-->) this would make observing aliens do like
Marvin Martian.

tis a terrible time

When good devs do nothing

Oh... God...
(Retches into keyboard)
Ugh, well the best we can hope for is that they don' t turn either of those into a series.

The title' s probably begins with something like ' can anyone see my gooch?' and might go something like this http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=http%3A%2F%2Fgorillamask.net%2Fhiltonsouthpark.shtml&btnG=Google+Search&meta=, by the way those of you that are easily put off don' t click the link.

on the one hand this is horriffffffic news!

Think of the poor devs who have to work on these titles...

But at least it will expand the gaming demographic perhaps?!! We can always re-educate them into what real games are later!?

Oh God, what am I saying, what is the world comming to!?

...i think Ms Hilton is a fine example of a modern & empowered young woman and also a great role model for girls every where....

....i commend the gaming industry and Ms Hilton' s promoters for such forward thinking...



...btw dasher, please NEVER write " don' t click this link" because it ALWAYS has the complete opposite effect!.. [:' (][:' (]

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a great role model for girls every where....

Yup, she shows kids everywhere that the only real way to get famous is to have a rich daddy, and then make the news by putting male genitals in your mouth on camera.

And as for the " Paris Hilton" quote on the link, i' ve seen unscripted interviews with Paris Hilton before, and she' s definately a few french-fries short of a happy-meal. There' s no way she could have used that kind of vocabulary.

I' m just waiting for the part in the game where you open up the source code for the game, change it around, talk to your boyfriend in game, and then you go into the back room and... Ahem... Well... let' s just say the ESRB would have a field day.

Yup, she shows kids everywhere that the only real way to get famous is to have a rich daddy, and then make the news by putting male genitals in your mouth on camera

...hey, have you even seen ' One night in Paris?' ......

...i thought Ms. Hilton' s performance was simply exceptional, and was utterly devastated that her simply sublime performance was so blatantly snubbed by that year' s Oscars.....

...don' t believe the jealous gossip spread by ugly freaks like Pink.....

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