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Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 17, 2006 09:19
...all i ever hear about on these forums, apart from micro$oft turds being good for your circulation and Sony being a front for the new world order, is how great Nintendo is....

..." Revolution will change the way games are viewed" ... ..." Nintendo are the greatest" .... ..." Revolution will destroy Sony and Microsoft forever" etc....

...ok, i admit, i am curious about this new controller they are ' marketing' , and yes, as a kid i loved mario and zelda etc..

...but...

...considering their understandable aversion to adult themes and concepts (parents obviously want their children to interact with morally sound software) and that a HUGE portion of Nintendo' s fanbase (majority?) are not pre-teen, i am puzzled with the amount of esteem that people here (and elsewhere) seem to have for them...

...how about a debate, fellow forum users, discussing why most of the world' s populace consider Nintendo fans to look like this:

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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 17, 2006 09:41
That looks WAAAAAAY more like an Xbox fanboy. Seriously. A Sony fanboy would probably be a bit thinner but still might sport a ponytail. A Nintendo fanboy would most likely not have facial hair and definitely not a ponytail.


" Nintendo are the greatest"

Such bad grammar! Nintendo is a single entity.


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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 17, 2006 09:51
I doesnt like nintendo as a company,however z64 and m64 was...superb!!!
Shigeru is awesome,but i think the monkeys controlling Nintendo sux...
Even if you break 2 legs from a crab it still runs!
What you gotta do is find its weak spot and do massive damage at it.

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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 17, 2006 09:52
No I think nintendo fanboys look more like this.

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 17, 2006 09:55
:P
Wtf!

Even if you break 2 legs from a crab it still runs!
What you gotta do is find its weak spot and do massive damage at it.

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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 17, 2006 10:16
For the last time, here are what the fanboys look like..

Nintendo fanboys:



Xbox & Sony fanboys:





Terry Bogard - currently the most Unhelpful member of the Kikizo forums.

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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 17, 2006 10:39
hey hey hey now, us Xbox fanboys clearly dont look like that! Then again we cant see since we' ve all pretty much gouged our eyes out.

Wait google has all the answer!

Nintendo Fanboy:


Sony Fanboy


Microsoft Fanboy



awww...notice how alone us Xbox Fanboys are...

EDIT: Wait just realized I search that up using Yahoo! meh owell
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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 17, 2006 10:46
Thread should be locked for having such an insulting title.

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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 17, 2006 19:46
....nahh...

....we should concentrate on burning alive those who dare to draw cartoons of Allah....

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...come on Nintendo dweebs!.. ...explain yourselves!!..

...why should anyone give a f*ck about nintendo after their 14th birthday?....
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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 17, 2006 22:42
Y' know, no matter what Nintendo does, it always gets painted as a company that geared towards a younger audience. It' s not like they haven' t tried to address the issue.

They secured Resident Evil 0 and the remake of the original as exclusive titles, then got Resident Evil 4, Killer 7, Eternal Darkness among others.

Gamecube had a fair range of 3rd party multi-platform titles like the Mortal Kombat, Need for Speed, Medal of Honour and Prince of Persia series' .

It' s not even like all of Nintendo' s 1st party titles are aimed at a younger audience either, just look at F-Zero GX, the Metroid Prime games and the still to be released Twilight Princess.

Ok so the console itself and the colour they initially used (that' d be purple) weren' t the best choices, but i think saying Nintendo is for dweebs is too harsh.

Look at DS Lite and the way Revolution looks....





...and compare them to...





...and that in itself is a BIG change from the designs of N64, GBA and GCN.

Roll on E3!




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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 17, 2006 23:24
Another thing that you should be educated about is that N is the only company that seems attractive to old people and girls without sacrificing it' s hardcore audience.

N games are not for kids - Mario is mario and he won' t shoot people with sniper rifle , Zelda can' t get any better and it' s clearly a hardcore game that many gamers can' t finish(Ocarina of Time at least).

Metroid is not for kids but yeah, kids can play it too so it' s even better.

Some boring loosers think that FUN makes games like that for kids.
Kameo is a great example - you didn' t hear anyone talking about how childish it is yet everyone realizes that it' s so Nintendo-like.

I don' t think anyone on this planet can make some people realize that " realistic" and " adult" themed games are not necessarilly as deep,responsive,polished,demanding and sophisticated as many Nintendo offerings.Quite the opposite in most cases.

Having that said - things I value the most about N are :

Best portable systems and games

Innovation (both software and hardware)

Highest Quality Games (not all of them but definitely most of them)

Unrivalled Gameplay

Being honest when they announce stuff (MS and it' s backward compatibility is a lie IMHO and I don' t think I need to remind Killzone CGI for PS3 to anyone.PS2 is a different story.)

They always exceed enormous hype that gamers (not them) create.

They keep their focus even when people aren' t optimistic , only to shock them in the end.(DS , Wind Waker)


I' m not exactly a Nintendo Fanboy (I don' t even have GCN now - only PS2) , but I really appreciate what they did and do for the industry.

The latest PS3 announcements made me a short term Sony Fanboy but I' m over it now :)
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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 00:04

Some boring loosers think that FUN makes games like that for kids.


That' s the key. People are hung up on perceptions that they can' t see the forest through the trees. I' m 28. You know who I think need to explain themselves? The idiots who keep funneling their dollars into buying the latest grand theft auto game, or whatever game 50 cent puts his face on. I love it when a games key feature is " over 25 ways to kill your oponents!!!!" . wow. I' ll take Mario, metroid, Zelda, hell, I' ll take pretty much anything over the tripe that such " valuable" 3rd parties put out on other systems sometimes.

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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 00:41
I' m not a fan of nintendo, never have been. I don' t like some of the people that have worked for them, who slag off other industry members. But am looking forward to seeing what they do with rev, as i hear nothing but good stuff about DS games.

Nintendo have made really poor hardware choices in the past, i think they are moving forward from that quite well though.

As for their games... Well this is very varying from person to person. I never really found many of their games that interesting, they just don' t really appeal to me. I' ve tried to play some of their games but i just don' t enjoy the majority of them - Another thing that annnoys me about nintendo is the number of rehases and not enough new IPs.
And mario.... jeez.... He really has been over used, i' m sick of seeing him. They make a possibly decent game, like the newish mario football thing. Y' know looked fun. But why not release it as a new IP and not cash in on Mario to sell it yet again.
Never got into zelda games unfortunately, don' t know what it is about it, but i can' t can' t get into it. I' m not arguing Nintendo games aren' t good, just they don' t do it for me.

I think nintendo do rock the handheld world though, and the PSP isn' t enough to take that away.

I agree though with regards to this...

You know who I think need to explain themselves? The idiots who keep funneling their dollars into buying the latest grand theft auto game, or whatever game 50 cent puts his face on.


Let' s finally get rid of the GTA series, and this " urban cool" phase well and truely out of the industry.

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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 00:51
...if the majority of people telling me how great nintendo is, were girls, grandparents and kids, i would not have a problem (i' d never diss barbie for not being GI-JOE)...

...However, the majority of salivating, sweating lard@$$ Nintendo FB' s, tend to be male and fall in to one of two demographics (see this thread' s title)....

...now don' t get me wrong, i' m sure that N do make good quality products.... ...hell, i' d probably try out the top selling Pokemon blue (or what ever) if some spoiled brat pestered me into it... ...i' d even try on a bra* - just to get some sort of understanding as to what having hooters might feel like....

...but there is no f*cking way that i' d walk down the street in one, telling any poor startled soul just how great it would feel to get f*cked wearing one!!...

...honestly... what self respecting dude prefers collecting rings??...


Zelda can' t get any better and it' s clearly a hardcore game


..if that is true, then it can only be one of a very, very few because children, girls and old people generally have a HUGE complexity problem... ...otherwise they would prefer Halo 2 over the Sims...

...if you don' t have a punnaini, are not 10 or geriatric... and spend all your time spewing obscure nintendo dork names, then you ARE a dickless 40 year old dweeb...



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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 00:51

You know who I think need to explain themselves? The idiots who keep funneling their dollars into buying the latest grand theft auto game, or whatever game 50 cent puts his face on


Hell yeah ...

UUmai - you should try Zelda or new Metroid :)

As for Mario - it' s not like FF games , Quake games or Metal Gear Solid games - every original MArio title is completely new (except SMS) - it can' t be called a sequel.I love his appearance in some titles (SSX and others) so it depends.

Same goes for Zelda and many others.Starfox Adventures and so on.I think you' ve tried the wrong games.It' s really hard to believe that someone outthere who loves games ( Iassume you do) doesn' t enjoy N games :) - I mean it' s hard for me to believe - I honestly think that everyone should learn from Nintendo when it comes to gameplay and design ideas (and they actually do learn from them :) )
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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 01:21

UUmai - you should try Zelda or new Metroid :)


I' ve tried old zelda on the snes (don' t ask which i emulated it a long time back) and the first n64 zelda game, briefly, but i wasn' t interested enough to put the time into it (that i' d assume you have to to get hooked)

Lately especially I want a game that delivers something without me having to get into it first. Insta-fun.

Impressions of some of the games I played:
Star Fox Adventures - I liked the graphics and the fur was great rare did a good job. But i didn' t get into it... I tried.
[b[lylat wars - This is one game i enjoyed, very nice, but i didn' t like MP at all
F-Zero GX - Decent game, it' s fast and i prefer it a million time over to the N64 one, but then (and now the sega fan boy in me comes out) it was done mainly by sega.
Mario kart - The original was good in MP, otherwise i found it boring and everyone since the original i found dull.

Honestly I canot be bothered to play Metroid, seems too long for me.

What I meant about mario is like, he is a $2 prostitute, way over used... Mario party (Too many too quick), but i mean there is, Dr mario, Mario kart, Mario Party, Mario tennis, Mario Golf, Mario soccer... Why not release the games as completely new IP' s so as to seel a game on it' s merrits not on the fact mario is in it.

Sega (When they were a great company) released so many new IPs to the industry. NiGHTS, Burning Rangers, Goldan Axe, Spikeout, Shenmue, Sonic, Monkey ball, Sega rally, Daytona, Virtua Fighter, Virtua Tennis, Outrun, Space harrier, After burner... so on and so forth... A full return to grace from them would be wonderful.... As a 3rd Party, the really aren' t as good in the least bit.
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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 01:27
I love Nintendo, i always have and i suspect i always will.


Nintendo have made really poor hardware choices in the past


Very true and it started with the decision to use cartridges for N64 and continued with the original GBA and GCN. Infact, the biggest problem that arised was the mediums they chose to use. While i think the DS carts are superior to UMD' s (mainly because i detest PSP' s stupid loading times, but also because no moving parts reduces the risk of damage), i think they were the wrong choive of medium for N64.

If N64 had used CD' s like the Saturn and Playstation, the games would have been cheaper and more accessible (some costing £80 in the UK) and thus the console would have been much more popular.

The Gamecube uses 8cm optical discs, which although a nice idea only hold 1.5 GB. The other issue was lack of DVD palyback in the machine, which is something Revolution looks to address on several levels.

The pads themselves have never been perfect, the N64 pad specifically had huge flaws, but with each pad Nintendo create they bring something new to the industry that the other companies copy.

Nintendo is looking to address these issues with Revolution and hopefully people will be very impressed!


Another thing that annnoys me about nintendo is the number of rehases and not enough new IPs


Agreed 100%!!! Mario has become annoying. I was one of the people who actually enjoyed Super Mario Sunshine, buying it because Super Mario 64 blew my mind on N64. While it didn' t live up to it' s older brother, if it hadn' t been a Mario game and had been judged accordingly i think it would have been much more successful. It' s like people thinking that Reloaded and Relolutions weren' t as good as the original, but judge them as separate movies and they' re better than pretty mcuh anything but the original, making them badass in their own right.

But they need to stop including Mario & Co in every other game that' s released. The only cameo i truly appreciated was the addition of Link in the GCN version of Soul Calibur 2 (the definative version of the game).

Wind Waker was a risk and i loved it but i can see how it would say " kiddie" to some audiences. Twilight Princess has gone back to the series' former glory established with Ocarina of Time and Majora' s Mask and looks to take the titles of ' GCN' s ultimate game' away from RE4.

The thing is though, if you know ANYTHING about Nintendo' s strategy for Revolution, you' ll already be aware that Nintendo have realised they need new IP' s and that those IP' s will have to be geared to a more mature audience. While i full expect 1 or 2 more Mario/Pokemon-esque characters to join Nintendo' s portfolio, i know they' re looking more along the lines of characters akin to Samus from the more recent Metroid games.


I think nintendo do rock the handheld world though, and the PSP isn' t enough to take that away.


Also agreed, as far as the games are concerned. PSP offers multi-media functionality, a trend that began with cameraphones a few years ago. Apple and Sony were quick to get in on the idea and i think Nintendo have realised that DS doesn' t fulfil everything the end-user wants.

The DS Lite looks gorgeous but i wouldn' t be suprised if Nintendo added more functions to the next model of their handheld. Perhaps even putting more fuctionality ito the true successor to the GBA. I also wouldn' t be suprised if Apple entered the handheld gaming market, maybe even partnering with Nintendo.


Highest Quality Games (not all of them but definitely most of them)


True. While people may look at 1st party games on GCN and not take much notice, they' ve definately set themsevles up with some killer apps on Revolution...


...However, the majority of salivating, sweating lard@$$ Nintendo FB' s, tend to be male and fall in to one of two demographics (see this thread' s title)....


Ha, well Gangsta and myself are the kind guys you could go out drinking with until the early hours and feel safe walking through crime ridden neighbourhoods in the company of, ...and we both love Nintendo!


...honestly... what self respecting dude prefers collecting rings??...


Firstly that' s Sonic and Sega, but change it to stars and it becomes Nintendo so your point still stands. But remember, ...it' s a game! It doesn' t have to be complex and it doesn' t have to have depth. It just has to be fun!!!


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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 01:43


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...honestly... what self respecting dude prefers collecting rings??...



...But remember, ...it' s a game! It doesn' t have to be complex and it doesn' t have to have depth. It just has to be fun!!!


Well I for one would take collecting rings in sonic or stars in mario, to selling drugs, getting prostitutes into my car, and shooting people whilst listening to swearing.
GTA, for one, cannot hold a candle to Sonic or Mario in terms of fun and gameplay. The world is corrupt enough and people think that it is cool, which i find very, very sad.
This " urban cool" plague in the industry is affecting everyone, except nintendo it seems (good on them) even sonic games... or shadow as it is - lame.

Let' s bring back fun, more simplicity, happy games where the hero/heroine is saving the day not blowing people up

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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 02:01
I wouldn' t worry about it. As long as you know better than those that buy them, and make the right choice.

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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 02:10
...why the f*ck are people going on about GTA like it' s the pinnacle of non-nintendo achievement?... ..who gives a f*ck about GTA anyway??....

...if you wanna talk fun non-kiddie games, talk Splinter Cell or Virtual Fighter or Silent Hill or Ninja Gaiden or Resident Evil or Metal Gear.... ..the list is huge!!! ....why single out some random flavour of the month cheap@$$ sh*te??...


Ha, well Gangsta and myself are the kind guys you could go out drinking with until the early hours and feel safe walking through crime ridden neighbourhoods in the company of, ...and we both love Nintendo!


...i' m not sure if you two qualify as Nintendo dweebs....

...tell me..

..do you prefer Animal Crossing to Ghost Recon: AWF?.....

EDIT ..that new zelda does look like pure quality...
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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 02:34

..do you prefer Animal Crossing to Ghost Recon: AWF?.....


No, and point noted!

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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 02:42
What I hate about Nintendo is that they stupidly think that people enjoy FUN games! Give it up. Nobody likes FUN! Only kids like fun. Nintendo is extremely stupid if they think that something as inane as FUN can sell their games. Having sex with hookers and then shooting them is where the high-brow entertainment really is. People would rather do that than have fun. People want boring melodrama like in Metal Gear Solid! They want complex controls that take weeks to learn! They want repetitive online death matches with lots of smack talk! They most certainly DON' T want fun!

God I hate Nintendo. Fun has absolutely no business being in videogames.
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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 03:02

What I hate about Nintendo is that they stupidly think that people enjoy FUN games! Give it up. Nobody likes FUN! Only kids like fun. Nintendo is extremely stupid if they think that something as inane as FUN can sell their games. Having sex with hookers and then shooting them is where the high-brow entertainment really is. People would rather do that than have fun. People want boring melodrama like in Metal Gear Solid! They want complex controls that take weeks to learn! They want repetitive online death matches with lots of smack talk! They most certainly DON' T want fun!

God I hate Nintendo. Fun has absolutely no business being in videogames.


LMAO

Also the reason i compare the likes of GTA and other " urban cool" games to nintendos is simply the contrast of them. GTA is very main stream to to joe bloggs, his fave game, or first to mind would likely be GTA. Where as Nintendo aren' t really main stream and kind of frowned upon. So GTA has very horrible gameplay, poor gfx, poor controls, poor ideas, etc. whereas nintendo release generally, well polished games, fun simple gameplay.

I wouldn' t compare a AAA game like those mentioned, because they are well produced games. Although if you want to compare Joe gave a somewhat comparison. It' s nice to get a bit of light-hearted fun, not have to go through hours of learning controls and techniques (that capcom mech game anyone?). I am just showing the good points about nintendo, despite my dislike for them over the past years.
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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 04:17
Mario whoring is a problem, and this coming from one of the worlds biggest mario fans out there. But I DRAW A LINE between Mario games and games featuring Mario. Mario games are all out fun and I await the new one the instant I' m done the current one.

I love Nintendo, I' m 28 bishonen. I have a child. to be honest your attitude screams of a 15 year old boys locker room where every one of you is bragging about all the ladies you' ve " had" . To say you personnally don' t understand what people see in Nintendo is fine. There' s a crap load of shit games out there (mostly produced by EA) that sell millions that prove other people must agree with you. But to say that Nintendo fans are dickless dweebs or 40 year old virgins is just plain ignorant. It' s people like you who confuse growing older and growing up. They are not the same, and I pity people who think that growing older is the way to go.

Joe' s sarcasm is a perfect sentiment to this exact point that if you want to be a " mature" gamer you better not be having fun while you do it. What rediculous idea that companies have forged into our heads. When I play Pikmin (which I' ll admit isn' t for everybody, but it sure was damn fun) I have a smile on my face. I don' t know if I' ve ever seen anybody smile while they' re playing DOOM. Now I' m not saying that there is no place for adult themed games. I have Perfect Dark Zero, and i enjoy it, it' s a different type of entertainment that can be really fun. But to ignore the other types of enjoyment you can get that a company like Nintendo is providing is a waste.
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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 05:25
Yeah, anybody who skips on Nintendo hardware is seriously missing out, because while there aren' t anywhere near the number of games available on rival consoles, there' s a lot more class.

Look at the games...

Windwaker is fantastic, and what is there on other consoles like it?!

Metroid Prime/Echoes are as good as Halo' s solo campaign...

F-Zero GX is better than Wipeout Fusion...

Super Mario Sunshine is better than any Jak or Rachet game..

...the list could easily continue.

The point is that yes there are great games on Sony and Microsoft' s platforms, but rarely are they of the same kind of quality.

You don' t need a million mediocre games, you just need a handful of really great ones. Nintendo isn' t for kids, they' re not even aiming for kids (er, ...ok!), they just want people to realise that you don' t need to use every single button on the pad, then combinations of buttons on top of that to have a good game.

As much as i enjoy the cutscenes (not the stupid codec dialogue scenes) in the MGS games, the gameplay itself isn' t exactly remarkable or even very fun. You just want to get to the next cutscene and see what happens...

Nintendo have amazed me twice with the same game, and it' s a game that never gets old. Super Mario 64!!! It' s THE platformer and the only thing that has come as close is Super Mario 64 DS. I love it, ...and what' s the goal? the story? Why you have to collect stars and save the Princess. Simple!

(note that if Rare released Banjoe Kazooie/Tooie on DS i' d probably cry tears of joy!)

The Ghost Recon and Splinter Cell games are among my personal favourites, ...as are Ninja Gaiden, the Oddworld games and RE4, ...but they sit right alongside Super Mario 64, Super Monkey Ball, Pikmin and Metroid Prime 2: Echoes.

Since we' re talking about Nintendo Bishonen, i think it' s only fair you explain what Sony and Microsoft 1st party titles are superior to Nintendo' s...

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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 05:27
I think Tales of symphonia on the GC was awesome,however many on this forum hate that title apparently. >_< for me a 93/100.
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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 05:35
I' d hate to see what the industry would be without nintendo, i grew up with it, and eventually discovered the playstation which was cool and hip. The N64 was, in my opinion, their worst console, and I have a good few frineds who would completely disagree with that, but maybe its just that generation of craptastic graphics that looking back, makes me shudder. Altough they had their classics and top games, i' d never go back. Nintendo often neglates certain consumers or markets, owning a n64 was hell back in the day, you would have to wait years for the next decent 10-15 hour game to come out, and with very little 3rd party support, they became boring. Thats why people turned to the playstation, the new found ' cultural icon' of videogames, here you enjoy monthly releases, who cares if you dont know who made it or that it only lasts you 6 hours which is also bug ridden, the Sequal is in Production!.

The same thing is happening the nintendo and its games again, the last tripleA game for it was RE4, now allmost an year and counting, Twlight Princess will hit. But will there be anybody left to enjoy it?.

Being a launch title for the rev, will more than likely solve that issue.
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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 05:49
I love Nintendo too,i wont them,its best to have 3 companies in the " war zone" .
E3 rocks then :)
No but seriously i like Nintendo,its just that,they was biatches when they was leading,and well ... i dont know iof i want them to lead ever again,all though shigeru kick ass,the rest of nintendo doesnt.
But yea i prob get NR,i get all nintendo stuff... so.
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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 05:54

I think Tales of symphonia on the GC was awesome,however many on this forum hate that title apparently. >_< for me a 93/100.


Despite my dislike for the GENRE itself, I actually liked what I played of Tales of Symphonia. I remember praising the battle system here on these forums. Unfortunately, after putting the game down for a bit, I got sidetracked by some other stuff and never got a chance to return to it.. So if/when I ever do return to it I might just scrap whatever progress I made and start all over again.
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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 06:17
...Uummi... ...please don' t post again until you know what you are talking about...

...because i don' t have a clue!!... ...maybe you should go back to page 1 and start again...


There' s a crap load of shit games out there (mostly produced by EA) that sell millions that prove other people must agree with you

...EA?...

...WTF has that got to go with anything??... ...where did i mention them???....
...every time that two letter word is mentioned i involuntarily spit!!....

...why are people making out like if anit made by nintendo it must be EA or GTA or some other pi$$ poor sh*t??....


I don' t know if I' ve ever seen anybody smile while they' re playing DOOM.

...huh?... ...what' s up with you people today??...

...are you seriously suggesting that Doom isn' t fun???... WTF ARE YOU ON????


I have a child. to be honest your attitude screams of a 15 year old boys locker room where every one of you is bragging about all the ladies you' ve " had"

...well i could say that your attitude screams of a 40 year old flaccid dweeb-pop, who smokes a pipe, has a moustache, likes wearing a vest under his pyjamas, thinks that ' Y' fronts are the choice of underwear, and who always insists on a cup of warm milk before his 9pm bedtime!!

...but I' ll play nice...

*sign*

...i don' t know..

.....perhaps you need to be a family guy to ' appreciate' nin-dweeb-tendo....
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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 06:25
...

Ok, but seriously Bish, ...lets talk 1st party titles. Of the three companies, which have the superior 1st party line-up?

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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 06:32

flaccid dweeb-pop, who smokes a pipe, has a moustache, likes wearing a vest under his pyjamas, thinks that ' Y' fronts are the choice of underwear, and who always insists on a cup of warm milk before his 9pm bedtime !!


You must' ve been peeking in my window AGAIN cause you just described me all too well!!!!1!!!
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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 06:37

Ok, but seriously Bish, ...lets talk 1st party titles. Of the three companies, which have the superior 1st party line-up?

...that' s not really the point of this thread dude...

....i have already stated that most can' t argue with Nintendo' s technical abilities....

...my puzzlement, stemmed from the contradiction between Nintendo' s core target base and the demographic of its ever vocal proponents..
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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 06:43
Well then you obviously have the wrong idea as to the kind of consumer they are targeting.

DS is a prime example of how successfully Nintendo marketing is and who their products are geared towards. If you think they avoid mature gamers then you are wrong.

You ARE only young though so it' s kinda understandable that you think the way you do.

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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 06:49
But GC hardly delivered anything for someone who wanted a bit of violence...
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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 06:51
SO this forum has been accused of being MS biased Sony biased and now Nintendo biased...wow. This thread is just so annoyingly dumb.

So nintendo appeals to those who would rather come home from daycare, school, or work and not put their minds thru more hurdles. Many games they create are void of any stress. They are nostalgic while at the same time innovative. They do somthing that few companies bother trying, which is create mass appealing games. Of course they cant please everybody as we can see by this thread. But honestly its very few out there that think that way of Nintendo.

Then again I could be completly wrong.

BTW Im 20, quite sure I have my man peice intact, and even more sure its been used for certain things other then pissing.
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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 07:08
This forum is Ex-Sega but Now Microsoft biased.
Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 07:09
There' s nothing EX-Sega about this place, we still love Sega
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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 07:17


ORIGINAL: QuezcatoL

But GC hardly delivered anything for someone who wanted a bit of violence...




Blood Omen 2
Bloodrayne
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Chaos Bleeds
Call of Duty 2: Big Red One
Call of Duty: Finest Hour
Dead to Rights
Eternal Darkness
GUN
Spartan: Total Warrior
Freedom Fighters
Geist
Gladius
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Hunter: The Reckoning
James Bond 007: Everything or Nothing
Killer 7
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Lord of the Rings The Return of the King
Medal of Honour: European Assault
Medal of Honour: Frontline
Medal of Honour: Rising Sun
Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes
Metroid Prime
Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance
Mortal Kombat: Deception
Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones
Rainbow 6: Lockdown
Red Faction II
Resident Evil
Resident Evil Zero
Resident Evil 4
Resident Evil - CODE: Veronica X
Resident Evil 2
Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
Soulcalibur II
Spawn: Armageddon
True Crime: The Streets of LA
True Crime: New York City
TimeSplitters: Future Perfect
TimeSplitters 2
Tom Clancy' s Ghost Recon 2
Tom Clancy' s Splinter Cell Chaos Theory
Tom Clancy' s Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow
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RE: Nintendo is for dickless dweebs and 40yrd Virgins - Mar 18, 2006 07:29
no online support fr the SC,and the rest of the games pretty much sucked,expect RE4...
and soulcaliber2.
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