...inevitable, it was.....
... boring day, got up late and decided to play some phat-@$$ed tunes on my ageing black xbox to accompany my work-out (got to look good for the 2006 pu$$y you know)
...... decided to load up the original Project Gothem because i just LOVE the two awesome break-beat tunes that the options menu starts up with ......
... so I' m working out.... crunches and push ups and sh*t, when i remember that the in-game licenses are pretty bad@$$ too..... .....so i select ' quick race' and choose a random track, as i have already configured the in-game cd playlist...
... the level loads and the cars are revving ...but there' s no sound....
" huh? ... what the f*ck is this sh*t??"
(i REALLY hate having to stop mid count during a work-out) .... so i go back, pause the game and look at the in-car stereo controls.... volume is on max, track name is flashing .... but no sound...
...decide to switch between in-car sound settings (cd, radio etc) to see is this will help, when the game decides to freeze.....
...." punk-@$$ mo fo" and more swear words as i turn off the ' box and re-boot (getting annoyed because my body is beginning to warm down)
...half a year later, the quick race is loading again..... ...camera is flashing around Westminster and the cars are revving again but....
...can you guess?....
NO F*CKING SOUND!!!!! ...." ok, just take deep breaths" .... ...the game crashes again and i decide to just go back to playing the option menu tunes for my work-out as I' ve almost totally warmed down now....
...re-boot.... ...waiting... waiting...
...menu loaded .... .....slam-dancing on my own to phat@$$ed bass pumping out my tv... everything cool again.... return to my dumbbell curls....
...but....
...the ungrateful piece of regurgitated pc turds decides to
GO INTO DEMO MODE!! " MOTHERF*CKING C*** !!!!!!" BASH!!!! ...before i know it, I' ve run over and monster-bashed it..... right on the green logo.... ...once but very, very hard....
.....later, i turn it on just to see what happens..... after about five minutes of the xbox logo on screen and a rather loud:
" wrrrrich-churrr.... wrrrrich-churrr....wrrrrich-churrr.....wrrrrich-churrr.....wrrrrich-churrr"
....it stops and i get this on screen:
....and then i notice that my xbox is doing this:
Hey...
..I' m...
...broke ....so have i killed it? ....or is that just a glitch which can be solved with a screwdriver or something??... ...there' s no way that I' m spending anymore cash on it...
< Message edited by Bishonen -- 1 Jan 06 23:29:02 >