Worst movie you have ever seen

Bicentenial(SP) Man- So many people died in this movie I felt like dying myself. However, the ending was kinda funny. Especially when the lady was like " unplug me" when her robot/human husband died.

O shit I just suddenly remember that movie. I dont remember it being bad tho but then again it was a long time ago.

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FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC? I LOVED THAT MOVIE!!! It was a little messed up but I thought it was good.

It was just really sloooooow, and dark AND depressing. I just didn' t like sitting through a whole movie about 3 kids locked in an attic.

Constantine had like 2 good scenes and the rest was BORING!!!!!

theres only one movie i really hated and that movie is house of the dead.that movie really sucked

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I' d have to go with a movie called Bleeders it really sucked, Vanilla Sky,well I can' t really think of too many because I forget the ones that sucked.

the worst movie I have ever seen was signs starring mel gibson I actually fell asleep in the movie that movie was garbage

Carebears The Movie 2 - I have to force my way thru alot of this crap, comes with the job of co-owning a daycare.

On a side note...those planning on leaving their kids in my care please ignore my post here. I know how to keep my personal life out of my professional life

Street Fighter starring Jean-Claude VanDamme.
To date the only movie that was so bad I was actually angry when i left the theater.

The Ninth Gate, man that movie was awful.

I dunno if it' s the worst but Hostle is one of the few movies i sincerely regret seeing

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My personal " Axis of Suckage" :

1.Joe Somebody
2.Are We There Yet
3.Batman and Robin
4.Every Single Ernest Movie

And a movie that wasn' t necessarily bad, but I won' t admit to watching for any length of time:

The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T

Oh shit the Ernest movies, ha ha ha. I almost forgot about those.

I can' t believe I haven' t replied to this thread yet. Here are some of my most hated movies that I can remember (in no particular order):

-Freddy Got Fingered
Saw this one for free with some friends when I was vacationing in Dallas. Since they worked for certain theaters down there we could get in free. Why we watched this I do not know. I wish we hadn' t. I hate Tom Green. He really, truly needs to die.

-Blair Witch Project
This barely qualifies as a movie. It was horribly shot on Hi8 video and horribly transferred to film. I got paid to see this one right before it came out and I STILL wanted a refund! My girlfriend at the time (who also got paid to see it because she worked with me) really loved the hell out of it and was nearly brought to tears when I told her what I thought of it. She stormed out of the auditorium in a huff. Women.

-Blair Witch Project 2
This was actually a real movie shot on film. Guess who dragged me to this one? That' s right, the girlfriend who was a big fan of the first one. This one was almost watchable but was still an unacceptable waste of my time. There was one decent boob shot in the movie and the fact that it was the highlight says how much the rest of the movie sucks.

-Black Hawk Down
I was watching this for free the night before it was released. Again I was in Dallas at the time. The white guys landed and started shooting a whole bunch of black people. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the movie was over. Boring!

-The Pest
Anything with John Leguizamo is guaranteed to suck hard, but even if you' re his #1 fan you' re going to think this movie is pathetic.

-The Next Karate Kid
One of the first movies in SDDS (Sony Dynamic Digital Sound, which was a big failure), so I was more than willing to preview this thing a few nights before release. Hilary Swank plays the next Karate Kid being taught by Mr. Miyagi. If I recall, Swank actually plays a FEMALE character and she almost looks like one in this movie, which is odd for her.

-Little Women
Another early SDDS flick. Of course this movie had no sound other than dialog and occasional music, and I really should have known that. I was pissed. I wanted explosions. Instead I got a crappy movie about a bunch of boring people doing boring things. I woke up in the hospital as I almost died of boredom.

More later as I recall.

I have recalled more:

-Batman and Robin
Is this the one where Arnold was Mr. Freeze? Good God.

-Batman Forever
I didn' t care much for this one, either. Harvey Dent was a Billy Dee Williams in the first movie and now he is Tommy Lee Jones? WTF?

-Batman Returns
I hate these multi-villian movies. They get too convoluted to be enjoyable.

-Demolition Man
God I hated this. Hated it BAD! One of the worst ever!

I only really watch films i know will be good, ...and i dispise broadcast television so i rarely see bad films.

I do however have a penchant for Asian cinema, collecting as much as possible, ...and i have been disappointed with a number of movies. Most notably; SHIRI, TETSUO: THE IRON MAN and OLDBOY.

I was also very disappointed with the Appleseed remake. Frankly i think is was awful!

While we' re at it. The Kickboxer series. LOL Those just made my day.

Games are your best friend as long as you don' t start talking to them.

the worst movie i' ve ever seen was the Dungeons and Dragons movie. However, the most unexpectedly bad movie i' ve seen was 50 First Dates. All my friends told me it was freakin hilarious, and i sat down and watched it, and the suckage flowed through my entire body.

Alfie, my girlfriend made me watch.

Y' know, the problem is with ressurecting dead threads, it' s hard to get ' em going again because half the members don' t post here anymore, I started to reply to Xtreme before I realised it wasn' t Quez.

A couple of really bad recent films:

Hostel - Loads of blood, loads of boobies. my two favourite movie things. how can it suck so much???

Underworld 2 - the first one was quite good. This is the only film I' ve seen at the cinema that made me want to walk out. the only reason I didn' t is because she drank the oldest vampire' s blood and he warned her she would turn into a terrible monster. What did she turn into at the end? nothing. What a lot of crap!

The worst movie ever:

Communion. Christopher Walken (the actor we all know, love, and wouldn' t mess with) gets taken away by aliens who look like they are inflatable ballons (greys) and blue oompah loompahs, and the oompah loompahs stick an anal probe in him. He spends the rest of the film terrified until he realises that he needs to accept the Anal Probes (by joining an Alien Anal Probe Victim group) at the end. Oh Dear. My flatmate got it for 99p from ebay and he was still really upset that we wasted an hour and a half of our lives watching it.

***flyingsaucersdisguisedasmushrooms***
***mushroomsinvadingfromouterspace***

' Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou'

Zardoz with Sean Connery....man, whoever did this movie most have been under the influence of heavy drugs...it was so bad that it became hillarious

I recently saw Dead or alive,yes it was crap,yes it was horrible.

Even if you break 2 legs from a crab it still runs!
What you gotta do is find its weak spot and do massive damage at it.

Dead or Alive was funny as hell!

It' s a given it was always gonna be crap, but like the SF movie, it was
entertaining how they ballsed up all the characters.. Lifebars? Jann Lee
losing to Helena? Hayabusa inferior to Hayate? Ayane wanting to lick Hayate' s
balls?

It was a wrong depiction of DOA in every sense of the word...

There are two rules to success:

1. Never tell all you know.

I recently watched this corny movie called Teen Sorcery, it was horrible. And the movie Whale Rider is rocking back and forth between kind a good and kind a bad.

The Ninth Gate is worse then all the ones you guys mentioned.

I seen Taladega Nights recently and it was shit!!

The Ninth Gate is worse then all the ones you guys mentioned

...i totally love that movie....

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