No Team America Sex Scene? Says who?

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Mass X
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No Team America Sex Scene? Says who? - Feb 08, 2005 06:36
I was reading the review here on Kikizo and it says that the sex scene was cut out of the US release.

Nope at least not when I went to see it...o yes it was there in all its full blown pornographic puppet glory. However, I did hear that they had to cut it down from 2 minutes to 30 seconds. But, again it was there for a good length of time, far more then 30 seconds. I' m starting to think that the supposed ' R' rated one that was to be released was actually the uncut version or soming.

Anybody got any answers on this?

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RE: No Team America Sex Scene? Says who? - Feb 08, 2005 07:24
I have yet to download these supposed uncut sex scenes, but the scene I saw up here in Canada was at least a minute and a half, and had every position imaginable in it.

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RE: No Team America Sex Scene? Says who? - Feb 08, 2005 17:14
I only saw mine on copied DVD and it had the full sex scene in all it' s hillarious glory.

The film was ace, but was also more funny just because of the puppet bits than the gags the characters came out with. The " Panthers" had me in stitches.

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RE: No Team America Sex Scene? Says who? - Feb 08, 2005 18:16
when i saw it when it came out it had the sex scene.it was very FUNNY

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RE: No Team America Sex Scene? Says who? - Feb 14, 2005 17:13
it was among the most ummm.. interesting? sex scenes I' ve yet seen in a movie.. man, i didn' t know puppets could bend that way ;)

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RE: No Team America Sex Scene? Says who? - Feb 16, 2005 16:21
I am also left wondering exactly WHICH version had its sex scene deleted. If any.

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RE: No Team America Sex Scene? Says who? - Feb 22, 2005 11:52
You poor, poor folks...

If you really need to see love-making, get an adult video...with real people!

Better yet, grab your significant other and go at it!

Puppets making love just seems so weird...
Videogaming is the contemporary interactive pasttime.

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RE: No Team America Sex Scene? Says who? - Feb 22, 2005 13:31
its not that we wanna see it, its the fact they said it was cut out of the theatrical release in order to get the R rating. I was just wondering if there were some mistakes or soming, cuz earlier on another site they had the uncut scene up. I watched it and it was eaxctly like the scene in the movie when I saw it. Now if some say that was cut out, it seems odd that it wasnt cut out of the cut I saw. Im not offended I just think its funny.

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RE: No Team America Sex Scene? Says who? - Feb 22, 2005 17:00

You poor, poor folks...

If you really need to see love-making, get an adult video...with real people!

Better yet, grab your significant other and go at it!

Puppets making love just seems so weird...


Adult videos or real sex can' t begin to compare to Puppets " doing it" . There' s just something so incredibly beautiful about it ;)

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RE: No Team America Sex Scene? Says who? - Feb 24, 2005 06:01

Adult videos or real sex can' t begin to compare to Puppets " doing it" . There' s just something so incredibly beautiful about it ;)


After reading this statement, I was wondering how puppets handle splinters...

I guess the offspring, from such activities between puppets, would produce a ' chip off the old block' , eh?

LOL!!!
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RE: No Team America Sex Scene? Says who? - Apr 04, 2005 11:48
IVE DISCOVERED WHAT THEY CUT OUT!!!

The scene was to also contain a - Scat, Golden Shower, and Pearl Necklace section!

Maybe I' m a bit to proud to discover this but none the less its cleared up everything for the most part.

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RE: No Team America Sex Scene? Says who? - Apr 05, 2005 16:40
Noooo!!! You are making me sick all over again, all over again!!! [:' (]