I' m bored. Entertain me. Now. No excuses

You read correctly (assuming you can read and interpret the English language properly). I am bored and it is your responsibility to provide me with some entertainment. Please post entertaining responses or start new, exciting threads here at Kikizo. I get extremely pissed off when I put forth the effort to select the Kikizo bookmark via my fabulous Firefox web browser (the best browser ever. All other browsers pale in comparison) and see that there are no new exciting posts here.

Now, let the festivities begin!

It couldve been worse...

Watch my Icon/Gif Animation...steal them and make them better if you want!

Here...stare at my models ass!


aww I tried...

::: tap dances :::

http://www.globalspec.com/trebuchet/

Ok, this will keep you busy for a while. I can' t achieve the high scores that those guys have, but I' m getting better.

http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/

That ones for anybody out there.(langauge warning)

Hmmm... not bad, guys!

A Ricky Martin look-alike rides his unicycle into the center arena while juggling copies of very bad videogames, playing the Whitesnake song " Here We Go Again" on the harmonica, all this while flames blow from his very gaseous rear-end.

To top it all off, the unicycle rider has an apple on his head that will be shot off by a blind-folded first-time archer...ouch! That' s gonna hurt!!!

How' s that, Joe?

Videogaming is the contemporary interactive pasttime.

But how could he play the harmonica while juggling? Is there someone to slide it back and forth for him? What an idiot this guy is. I hope he catches on fire.

Hey, Joe!

Ever saw one of those one-man band performances?

They usually have one of those harmonica holders on their chest...and they slide their mouth back-and-forth across the harmonica.

Now, I' m not sure anyone that looks like Ricky Martin is smart enough to accomplish all that, but you asked for entertainment...and that sure would be different from the earlier offers (not as enticing as that rear-end, though).

You no-likey?

Videogaming is the contemporary interactive pasttime.

They usually have one of those harmonica holders on their chest...and they slide their mouth back-and-forth across the harmonica.

Oh. I always thought that was headgear for their braces.