Brutal Legend summed up in 2 letters and 1 word.

E fucking A.

To clarify, Brutal Legend's demo was fun, witty, and overall impressive. Sure it wasn't Unreal Engine graphics and such, but the fun was there. Tim Schafer makes good games, but sadly, not many people knew this, until EA picked him up.

Now you may be pondering, why is Danny on the EA cock today? Well, the reviews for Brutal Legend are starting to trickle in, and it's overwhelmingly positive. IGN gave it a 9, with IGN down under giving it a 9.3. You may also be wondering why I'm surprised, after all this is the guy who made Psychonauts. Well, the quality was almost a guarantee, but the sales is the point I'm getting to in a round-a-bout way.

Gamestop is doing a midnight launch for Brutal Legend and Uncharted 2(together). The significance of that is buzz, which along with the good reviews, should lead to good sales. That's the logic. Now at this point you're thinking, 'Danny, you annoying yet handsome fellow, what does this have to do with EA?'

EA Partners. EA has been quietly going from the House of Madden to one of, if not THE highest quality publisher in the industry. Looking at the studios they publish for, it's clear someone wants quality (Double Fine, Valve, BIOWARE, Harmonix). Along with publishing games from some of the (and in the case of Bioware and Valve, THE) best they've been improving their own games. Madden is actually adding new features, NFS has been improved (finally), Burnout is amazing per usual, Mercenaries was an enjoyable rent, and Battlefield remains the standard for large-scale FPS's.

So who's your favorite publisher and why?

While you guy's ponder that, I need to head back, the Bioware cock must be cold without me. Dragon Age drops Nov. 3 /plug

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

Why dont you want to discuss somethign in a dead forum, go away, im sleeping

"2 letters and 1 word"

"E fucking A"

That's nine letters and one word, damn it. All that Bioware cock-riding has fucked your arithmetical capabilities.

Brutal Legend is a maybe from me. I'm hot and cold on Jack Black, and the entire game's built round his personality...

Vx Chemical


Why dont you want to discuss somethign in a dead forum, go away, im sleeping

It's not dead, you're still here, my love :)

And Edwin, when you're on a cock as large as Bioware's it can addle your mind. From the demo, I saw it more as being built around one of Schafer's fucked up fantasies, not a pudgy unfunny fag.

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

The Brutal Legend demo blew me away, I wasn't expecting much from it but it was hilarious.  JB's obvious and genuine love for metal helps in the jokke stakes though (and yeah, I am a fan of his, especially Tenacious D).  Still not convinced I'll be picking it up right away, but only because Borderlands and Dragon's Age are coming out.

My favourite publisher is probably Capcom, but that's down to a lifetime of Street Fighter.  Bionick Commando was rubbish.  And screw you, Edwin, for encouraging me to buy it!

***flyingsaucersdisguisedasmushrooms***
***mushroomsinvadingfromouterspace***

Pfff, it's not my fault you're too simple to see through the cunningly worded bullshit of a callow southern nobjockey, Stuart. Did you rent it, or jump straight in?

The weird thing about Schafer is that he looks like an older, fatter, less photogenic Jack Black. Maybe Black's his unacknowledged lovechild, or something.

Im picking up Brutal Legend on thursday, and im picking up Uncharted 2 tomorrow. And then ofcourse Ratchet and Clank whenever thats out, and Dragon Age in the next days after that,m and ofcourse Modern Warfare 2, and then the Sabotuer ind December.

This is a busy fall for me

Vx Chemical


Im picking up Brutal Legend on thursday, and im picking up Uncharted 2 tomorrow. And then ofcourse Ratchet and Clank whenever thats out, and Dragon Age in the next days after that,m and ofcourse Modern Warfare 2, and then the Sabotuer ind December.

This is a busy fall for me

That's what I'm thinking. Between Dragon Age on Nov 3 and MW2 on Nov 10, I might have to become a hermit. And I was completely sold on Borderlands before, but for some reason I've stopped caring after it was implied that the story is linear. Maybe that won't be the case, here's to hoping.

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

I cannot stand Jack Black so I don't want to infect my system by even playing the demo.  Also, "E fucking A" doesn't really sum up the game.

Double postage.

Going to a preview event for MW2 tomorrow. Anything you guys want me to ask about?

Same here, the Brutal Legend demo was fantastic, one of the few demos that have come out in recent memory that I actually went back and played more than once.

I agree with Immortal regarding Borderlands. I was pumped for this game for the longest time, but the vids that have come out lately for this game have just about lost my interest in the game entirely. This is one game that I believe would benefit a great deal if they release a demo.

Edwin, a question I would like you to ask at your event for MW2; what benefits do we have on Prestiging after we hit level 70 besides having to give up all of the weapons and perks we have just worked 70 levels unlocking?

Most wanted games:

Mass Effect
Assasins Creed
Crysis
Little Big Planet
Drakes Fortune
UTIII
Kane and Lynch
Heavy Rain
Alan Wake

Joe Redifer


I cannot stand Jack Black so I don't want to infect my system by even playing the demo.  Also, "E fucking A" doesn't really sum up the game.

I was referring to EA's as of late awesomeness. And I hate Jack Black, but the game isn't Jack Black funny, it's Tim Shafer funny.

Edwin
Going to a preview event for MW2 tomorrow. Anything you guys want me to ask about?

Personally, I would really like more mp details as well. I don't want to know about the story, too much has been ruined already, and the Spec Ops mode, while it sounds fun, isn't really the meat of the game. Specifically, more new weapons, how the perks balance, new modes, new perks, etc.

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

I believe it's a multiplayer-heavy event so you may be in luck :)

immortaldanmx

Joe Redifer


I cannot stand Jack Black so I don't want to infect my system by even playing the demo.  Also, "E fucking A" doesn't really sum up the game.

I was referring to EA's as of late awesomeness. And I hate Jack Black, but the game isn't Jack Black funny, it's Tim Shafer funny.

Give JB some credit Dan, his voice talent is amazing in this game.  And funny.  I'd be surprised if he hasn't ad-libbed many of the lines too, he is a metal head.

Joe, it's worth your while to give it a blast.  Not the greatest depth I've ever seen in a game, but it's the funniest I've seen in a very long time.

***flyingsaucersdisguisedasmushrooms***
***mushroomsinvadingfromouterspace***

Merde, just checked the MW2 event details and it's a Spec Ops/single player affair. Bloody Infinity Ward. Well I shall do my utmost to get somebody talking about deathmatch.

No idea when the embargo will be, but the article's booked for the new sites like everything else, so it won't be live till at least end of October.

Alright I will try it just for shits and giggles.  I will post impressions after I have played the demo.

Sounds like you've been playing it for a long time, as if you got it before release, as if you downloaded it.

It's funny every single time a major game is leaked on the internet someone from here pops up to review it, like it's not obvious where you got it from, it's also funny that no one has the balls to admit it, what am I gonna do call the FBI on you? 

Who, me? I sure as hell haven't pirated nuffink. They put you in the stocks for that.

Tried the demo.  Wasn't impressed.  Turned off the game before finishing the demo due to boredom.  Characters are extremely lame.

Brutal Legend is awesome. It was worth every penny.

Joe Redifer


Tried the demo.  Wasn't impressed.  Turned off the game before finishing the demo due to boredom.  Characters are extremely lame.

That's because you're an idiot.

True.  It is said you must have the mental aptitude of Stephen Hawking to appreciate a brilliant game like Brutal Legend.

No, you're actually just an idiot.

You say every game is bad and are afraid to say which ones you like because you know people like me will tear your ass apart, if you find flaws in games like Brutal Legend I can find many more in whatever garbage games you enjoy.

Be at peace, my children. It's Friday!

OK.  I like Uncharted 2.  Feel free to tear it apart.

First of all you don't have a PS3 and haven't even played Uncharted.  You're trying to list shit everyone universally likes, pick real games you like, stop being a pussy.

LOLZ!!

Some of my games from the PSN website or whatever it is: 



If you think this is Photoshopped, befriend my ass and see for yourself.

It is photoshopped.

Did you not read the last sentence?

Yes.

Well then I don't think that you are stupid enough to believe that that is actually Photoshopped.

It is photoshopped.

Wow.

I guess you're not willing to be proven wrong then by following the suggestion in the last sentence below the picture in my post above. YOU don't own a PS3. You only own a Wii and your favorite game is Wii Sports Resort.

Admit defeat.  You lose.

There's only one way to resolve this, and that's with a truly badass game of Pistole and Sniper Rifle Deathmatch in Uncharted 2. I'll referee. Let me know when you chaps can play.

He won't do that because he'd see that I was logged in on a real PS3.

Should I use my Slim or my Fat?

You do not own any consoles, you game on cell phones.  GTFO.

I'm thinking of becoming a woman.

We're all women on the inside.

Are you saying I've got boobs beneath my man boobs? That's kind of kinky.