Michael Jackson Dead

So there you go.

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Not quite. Now he's in a coma...he needs to die tho cause it maintains the celebs die in threes theory. Fawcett and McMahon are dead now its his turn...that and I dont wanna here about how jesus loves him and saved him for a reason.

He is dead.

Is it wrong to believe that he faked it so he doesn't have to go on tour again?  And that he'll be watching all the tributes for the next 10 years?

Its always a heart attack as well, just like that dude who had his head slammed into the ground by police during the protests in London - heart attack.

It's not wrong, it just shows you have the imagination of a 9 year old.

It wasn't a heart attack, it was cardiac arrest.  Which is more common for the middle aged.

I won't be watching or reading the news for the next 6 months.  God knows he'll be the only news story for a while, CNN will milk the shit out of this.

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I have beat it stuck in my head.

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Agent Ghost


It wasn't a heart attack, it was cardiac arrest.  Which is more common for the middle aged.

I won't be watching or reading the news for the next 6 months.  God knows he'll be the only news story for a while, CNN will milk the shit out of this.

It will last a while, this is the biggest celebrity passing ever, bigger than John Lenon, Frank Sinatra, Elvis, Diana, etc. combined.

Thanks emo. 

I just find it funny how the media was beating up on him with accusations of being a paedophile not so long ago.  Now he's the dead messiah.

Still the 80s music was good.

Agent Ghost


It wasn't a heart attack, it was cardiac arrest.  Which is more common for the middle aged.

Cardiac Arrest = Heart attack.  That's what a heart attack is.

Anyway, he didn't die from a heart attack, apparently he was found in the children's ward having a stroke.

Doctors ruled out overexposure to sunlight, overexposure to moonlight and too many good times.  They've blamed it on the boogie.

Heart disease is hereditary. It's found in the Billy Gene.

Michael's family asked for his ashes to be put in an etch-a-sketch so children can play with him for a change.

20% discount on the Jackson 5 reunion tickets.

Suspicion arose from the food poisoning case seen recently - he was eating 12 year old sausage.  (or 50 year old meat in 10 year old buns, take your pick!)

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?
Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August.

What's the difference between MJ and a Space Hopper?  One is a lifeless piece of plastic ridden by small boys.  The other is a Space Hopper.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h1euQKJsr4&feature=related

Hilarious.  He's in my top 5 comedians now.

Cardiac Arrest = Heart attack.  That's what a heart attack is.

A heart attack is when the heart muscle dies, often because of a lack of oxygen due to clogged arteries.  Cardiac arrest is when the heart goes out of sync and loses its rythmic beat. 


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardiac_arrest

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Yea cardiac arrest is pretty much just the end result of any death - ie your heart stops - which of course would happen if you jumped off a cliff and smashed your brains on a rock.  A heart attack might also stop your heart but specifically results from a blocked artery feeding part of its muscle.

Initially they said cardiac arrest on BBC last night - which could have been as a result of anything (drug overdose?), later they said heart attack, but I wouldn't be surprised if they just got the two mixed up.

Actually if you fall of a cliff the cause of death is falling of a cliff, not cardiac arrest.

What if the cliff is only a 2 meter drop and you happen to get a cardiac arrest?

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Then you're fucked.



I'm already sick of hearing about Michael Jackson. I never lived through the eighties, so the cult of personality is somewhat lost on me, but seriously. Nobody gave two shits about Michael Jackson yesterday, now there are people dancing in the streets, selling shitty memorial tee shirts in his loving memory?

What the hell is that? He was a washed up pop-star paedophile who died trying to make a comeback. I spent fifteen minutes in vain hoping that any major news network would cover the biggest fucking environmental bill to move through congress in a decade, and all I hear is hollywood elites shedding tears for Michael Jackson.

Cable news is a joke. I just looked it up online.

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Agent Ghost


What if the cliff is only a 2 meter drop and you happen to get a cardiac arrest?

Depends on what caused the death.  Would the cardiac arrest have happened if the fall had not taken place?  If no, then the fall is the cause of death.  2 meters (or worse... metres) can kill anyone!

It's not the fall, it's the sudden stop.

Eddie_the_Hated


Then you're fucked.



I'm already sick of hearing about Michael Jackson. I never lived through the eighties, so the cult of personality is somewhat lost on me, but seriously. Nobody gave two shits about Michael Jackson yesterday, now there are people dancing in the streets, selling shitty memorial tee shirts in his loving memory?

What the hell is that? He was a washed up pop-star paedophile who died trying to make a comeback. I spent fifteen minutes in vain hoping that any major news network would cover the biggest fucking environmental bill to move through congress in a decade, and all I hear is hollywood elites shedding tears for Michael Jackson.

Cable news is a joke. I just looked it up online.

Um, as of the minute before he died he still had the biggest fanbase of any entertainer alive, and probably has the biggest fanbase of any dead entertainer as of now.  Just because you're ignorant doesn't mean he's a nobody.  

He wasn't trying to make a comeback, he was going on the final tour of his career, he was far from "washed up" as he has never had an album that didn't go multi-platinum, even Invincible in 2001 which was his "worst" album sold 10 million copies.  That's more than what most "relevant" current music idols this decade could sell.

This is almost as retarded as your little "Halo on PS3" stunt.

Actually if you fall of a cliff the cause of death is falling of a cliff, not cardiac arrest.

Of course... ?   What I'm saying is that your "cardia" will "arrest" afterwards.  Its like saying when you die, your heart stops.  Saying he died of a cardiac arrest gives us no clue as to the actual cause of death.  Its why you'll never see cardiac arrest written on a death certificate.


I know what Eddie means though.  Yesterday they were putting up comments from celebrities from twitter on the news - and there was one from Corey Feldman saying "It is a shock and a tragedy".  I was like, cool the guy from the Goonies is still around.

This is almost as retarded as your little "Halo on PS3" stunt.

Ouch. That's a low blow.

Michael Jackson was washed up. Its what happens when you become old and no one cares about you unless its about a child molestation case or a final tour to bail your broke ass out of $400 million in debt. Sure MJ was great back in the day(black days, of course)

I say its a stunt to revive MJ jokes, because I'm sick of hearing "wut do MJ and kmart havez in commenz? Boys pants half off ololololololoo"




R.I.P black, thriller Michael. Not so much crazy, pasty white, awkward, child molesting Michael.

Yeah nobody cared about him but his tour concerts were sold out a year in advance, you don't know what your talking about.

I don't even like him, I would never go to one of his concerts, I'm just pointing out that you're talking out of your ass.

...He fucked kids, and you spelled "you're" wrong.

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Now something actually interesting, Billy Mays is dead!!

Eddie_the_Hated


...He fucked kids

He probably did, but this isn't an argument about wether or not he was a pedophile.  It is a fact that even after all his problems he was still a superstar and the most popular entertainer in the world, that is your answer as to why the media is making a big deal out of his death, and you're wrong in saying "nobody" cared about him.

It's like, the fact that you are a homosexual doesn't change the fact that you're also a retard, his pedophilia and fame are two completely seperate things.

1 little 2 little 3 little dead celebs
4 little 5 little 6 little dead celebs
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Allllll rotting underground...

Well thats was slightly fun. 

I had a ticket for one of the July concerts... 

So what happens with that?  You get a refund, or are you just shit outta luck?

emofag


It's like, the fact that you are a homosexual doesn't change the fact that you're also a retard, his pedophilia and fame are two completely seperate things.

You should be banned for the amount of grief you dish out on these forums, but this one totally cracked me up.  I need to use that on someone.

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Sigh. No Billy Mays. Now who will I buy shitty products that don't do their job from? Vince?

Who's Billy Mays?  Or Vince for that matter.

Again the article says he died from "heart failure".  Heart failures unlikely since its a slow, nasty way to die.  You probably would have known about it in advance. 

Who's Billy Mays?  Or Vince for that matter.

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Vince = Shamwow guy = "OMFG! ITS SHAMWOWWWWW! ITS LIKE A TOWEL AND JANK! IT PICKS SHIT UP THAT YOUR FILTHY ASS MAKES! USE IT TO ABUSE YOUR ANIMALS, WRECK NEIGHBOR'S YARDS, COVER UP MURDER, ESCAPE CHILD MOLESTATION CLAIMS, AND MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MOAR!!!!!! ITS MADE IN GERMANY SO IT KICKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!!!!ONE ONE ONE!"

If that doesn't clear it up, nothing will.

Again the article says he died from "heart failure".  Heart failures unlikely since its a slow, nasty way to die.  You probably would have known about it in advance.

I was watching some news station(CNN I believe) that said it may have/ probably was caused by some injection the doctor put in him that has a chance of causing heart failure.

that is your answer as to why the media is making a big deal out of his death, and you're wrong in saying "nobody" cared about him.

So, then why have I heard shit all about the guy up until he died?

On the way up, the media adored him, when the pedo story broke, they reviled him. When he got off the hook, they loved him again, and for the last five years or so, I haven't heard shit.

But we're diverging from the primary point. How many times did Michael Jackson park his beef bus in your turd town? You're getting awfully defensive.

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Thanks Masta, I can sort of imagine watching him on TV for fun.  Was it meant to be comedy or did he actually make people buy stuff? 

As for the heart failure causing injection - I'm struggling to think of an injection for an otherwise well person that would cause catastrophic sudden heart failure that would kill you in your sleep or before you could at least call for help and get treatment. 

Just reinforces that even respected news outlets can print/broadcast complete bollocks and hearsay, as long as the average guy won't pick them up on it.

Eddie_the_Hated



So, then why have I heard shit all about the guy up until he died?

The media doesn't represent his popularity.

Sigh. No Billy Mays. Now who will I buy shitty products that don't do their job from? Vince? 

Hey, mighty putty owns and oxyclean is a decent detergent. Most of billy may's stuff was good, that's why he was so popular people felt they could trust him, vince is a scammer.

A relative of mine actually used the Hercules Hooks, but although they did the job, she bitched that they put holes in her walls

The shamwow's built like shit, but Emo's right. Mighty putty rocks.

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