Germany to Ban Paintball and Lazer-Tag

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Eddie_the_Hated
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Germany to Ban Paintball and Lazer-Tag - May 11, 2009 20:26

No, I'm serious...

The country that bans smoking, violent videogames and curtails it's citizen's free-speech rights, all for the sake of distancing itself from it's totalitarian past is enacting a federal ban on children's games, in a misguided effort to stop psychos from gunning down their classmates?

The Bundestag - enacting  "we still have national emotional baggage" legislation since 1949.
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Re:Germany to Ban Paintball and Lazer-Tag - May 11, 2009 23:33
Sigh. I blame the UN....
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Re:Germany to Ban Paintball and Lazer-Tag - May 12, 2009 06:06
mastachefbkw


Sigh. I blame the UN....


Now chef, you know our European friends are fond of the United Babysitters.
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Re:Germany to Ban Paintball and Lazer-Tag - May 26, 2009 19:38
You can talk all the shit you want about Germany, but it's still one of the most succesfull countries in the world so stfu.
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Re:Germany to Ban Paintball and Lazer-Tag - May 26, 2009 20:24
ya rly, they started both world wars
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Re:Germany to Ban Paintball and Lazer-Tag - May 26, 2009 21:17

You can talk all the shit you want about Germany, but it's still one of the most succesfull countries in the world so stfu.
That doesn't make up for the fact that they ban anything remotely violent in an attempt to make themselves look less like their early 20th century selves.
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Re:Germany to Ban Paintball and Lazer-Tag - May 30, 2009 08:03
Not really, it couldn't be further than its former self anyway, it used to be a white country now you can't go 5 minutes without seeing a fucking Indian.
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Re:Germany to Ban Paintball and Lazer-Tag - May 30, 2009 17:24
emofag


Not really, it couldn't be further than its former self anyway, it used to be a white country now you can't go 5 minutes without seeing a fucking Indian.


I like Indians, its the filthy Paki's I dont like.
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