Agent Ghost's review of Dawn of War II

It's crap.

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Well, that was about a thousand words too short, but on the plus side you used an apostrophe correctly - a rare sight indeed in internet writing. So I'm giving this the Kikizo seal of approval.

Let's see if we can get you on Metacritic.

Well you know what they say about pictures....

"This is sad. There's no other word for it. The person who invents a way to punch someone in the face over the Internet will make millions from the demand generated by people like this." Youtube comments

This is your finest work

I'm not sure how a snap of Simon Cowell helps your case. It's quite a good one, I'll grant you.

Edwin

 but on the plus side you used an apostrophe correctly - a rare sight indeed in internet writing. So I'm giving this the Kikizo seal of approval.

An apostrophe is not required for writing on the internet.

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

Isnt it? I guess Im in the wrong then.

immortaldanmx

Edwin

but on the plus side you used an apostrophe correctly - a rare sight indeed in internet writing. So I'm giving this the Kikizo seal of approval.

An apostrophe is not required for writing on the internet.

That's like saying, that somebody who uses Ebonics is to be taken as seriously as somebody who uses proper grammar. Or like saying- "If you cut my legs off, I'll run faster"; it could also be compared to somebody with horrible... rancid, ghastly syntax and spelling ability, whom are supposed to be taken seriously. I'm sorry, but if it is not on AIM, then I have a very hard time taking somebody seriously and crediting them with what they say if they don't use proper grammar, proper syntax, and constantly make the utter mistake of run-on sentences.

Just my two cents.

Zarathustra


Just my two cents.

Your two cents is actually only worth 2 Rupees.

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

Hey hey hey .. Lets not insult the indian currency ...

  [image]http://gdpit.com/avatars_pictures/animated/gdpit_com_45464555_806.gif[/image]

Why not?

Indians don't have the internet. They're like the Amish, only with more cows.

;P

"I'll wager sixty finest English pence that you defeat Big Sister in the end by shagging her to death."

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Eddie is racist, pirates games, and he's gay.

emofag


Eddie is racist, pirates games, and he's gay.

Don't forget fat.  Wait that's torr's mom.

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

I miss Torr. 

/violins

Edwin


/violins

Don't you mean Fat Albert and the Junkyard gang music?

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

Is that the official Torr soundtrack, then?

Wonder what mine would be. Probably something from Tears For Fears.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWJPa0bvWnM

Donnie Darko fucking sucked.

O Torr, where art thou?

O Torr, where art thou?

He's making YT videos.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rb33G_2hR4&feature=channel_page

"This is sad. There's no other word for it. The person who invents a way to punch someone in the face over the Internet will make millions from the demand generated by people like this." Youtube comments

Agent thats just cruel.  I can understand the fat joke, but have you seen anything else hes done?  Hes an idiot.  And here I thought we were friends.


To answer the question though, I stopped coming here for awhile and since I've been trolling I haven't had anything constructive to add.  Anyway you can make fat jokes about me whether I'm here or not.

Well he's put on some serious weight since his take on Beyonce's Single Ladies ;-)

I guess that was in poor taste.  I just wanted an excuse to post that video.  Stop being a bitch Torr, and post more.

"This is sad. There's no other word for it. The person who invents a way to punch someone in the face over the Internet will make millions from the demand generated by people like this." Youtube comments

Post what?  I don't play video games anymore and seeing new ones just pisses me off cuz I can't play them, and the everything else section has mostly gone to shit.

Torr

seeing new ones just pisses me off cuz I can't play them

Warum ist das?

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

Da mein 360 ist gestorben.

Maybe my German's a little rusty. Isn't it supposed to be gestorbt in that verb form?

"I'll wager sixty finest English pence that you defeat Big Sister in the end by shagging her to death."

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Eddie_the_Hated


Maybe my German's a little rusty. Isn't it supposed to be gestorbt in that verb form?

No, he has it right.

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

I dunno Dan, I could've sworn the suffix for perfect/indicative tense verbs was gestorbt.


Edit: Never mind. I had it backwards. If anything it would've been gestorbe.

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Hell if I know I used google translator.  I would like to learn german just havent done it yet.

He has it right, because 'sterben' is a strong verb and therefore becomes 'gestorben' in past tense.

Hell if I know I used google translator.  I would like to learn german just havent done it yet.

You should be beaten with a pinata stick a.) for using a translator and b.) for not learning the easiest/most amusing language ever.

You should be beaten with a pinata stick a.) for using a translator and b.) for not learning the easiest/most amusing language ever.

This is probably true.  Are you volunteering?  I might have to take you up on that offer if you are.

You should be beaten with a pinata stick a.) for using a translator and b.) for not learning the easiest/most amusing language ever.

It really is. I took so much for granted when I was taking courses in it.

I'm finishing up my first year of study in Japanese, and I already want to shoot myself in the dick. Next to Mandarin and Arabic, it's one of the most difficult languages for a foreigner to pick up that I've ever seen. I don't think I'll ever be able to write it fluently, too many symbol-characters (they have lists of the top 1000 Kanji used in newspapers, to give you a perspective of scale). I'll settle for speaking.

"I'll wager sixty finest English pence that you defeat Big Sister in the end by shagging her to death."

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Torr

You should be beaten with a pinata stick a.) for using a translator and b.) for not learning the easiest/most amusing language ever.

This is probably true.  Are you volunteering?  I might have to take you up on that offer if you are.

Which offer? The beating like a pinata or the learning German?

mastachefbkw

Torr

You should be beaten with a pinata stick a.) for using a translator and b.) for not learning the easiest/most amusing language ever.

This is probably true.  Are you volunteering?  I might have to take you up on that offer if you are.

Which offer? The beating like a pinata or the learning German?

http://btjunkie.org/torrent/Pimsleur-Learn-German-1-3-Complete/4333a2edf3be21279deef8f43c940ac449139a6da864

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

Why are you so fat Torr?

I would personally like to think its because I'm a lazy piece of shit that eats away his troubles.  Then again it could just be genetics.