Text to Speech software

I'm playing around with some freeware.  I've tried TTSReader and will soon try this one.

http://www.naturalreaders.com/download.htm

This is fucking hilarious.  The last time I had this much fun with something so simple was with Lego's.  From now on I'm not reading anything you guys type.  I'm going to copy paste it into the clipboard and listen.  Some of you guys are brilliant. 

If I wasn't so lazy I would use a different voice for each of you and record an entire thread, and put it in MP3 form.  LOL

Try this sample with a text to speech reader and tell me you didn't laugh your ass off.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=real_men

"This is sad. There's no other word for it. The person who invents a way to punch someone in the face over the Internet will make millions from the demand generated by people like this." Youtube comments

I like making my computer voices sing.

Opera has text-to-speach built in.  you just highlight and press v

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

everything loco types sounds Opera snobbier. ;)

"I'll wager sixty finest English pence that you defeat Big Sister in the end by shagging her to death."

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Was this prompted by your Big Bizang Stephen Hawking rap video you posted in the music thread Agent?

Text to speech is something that has been rattling in my brain for a while, the Hawking rap is what broke the camels back.  Sometimes I'm so easilly amused.  

"This is sad. There's no other word for it. The person who invents a way to punch someone in the face over the Internet will make millions from the demand generated by people like this." Youtube comments

It's like making microsoft SAM shout obscenities in a hushed computer lab. Nobody wants to admit it's funny... but everybody wants to.

"I'll wager sixty finest English pence that you defeat Big Sister in the end by shagging her to death."

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http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=Q01FNHB4ZEtqY3AzZUE9PQ

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I don't know if its the avatar thats odd or picturing you having to go through various images of that type to find one that you preferred...

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Johnny Jiron


I don't know if its the avatar thats odd or picturing you having to go through various images of that type to find one that you preferred...

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Nah. I know that pic. Its a celebrity, I just cant remember who, I think it was posted on yahoo or maybe one of the Chan's because Ive seen it.

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

It's Ricky Martin :D

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Terry Bogard


It's Ricky Martin :D

Ah, yes. I believe the quote I saw with it was "Ricky Martin participates in his "manly, hetero, beach activities". Of course, that was sarcasm.

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.