Edwin for Mod!!!

I've seen some pretty stupid arguements on Kikizo, but recently I've seen the stupidest arguement I've had the misfortune to witness in the whole history of the internet.  Edwin for Mod!!!!

***flyingsaucersdisguisedasmushrooms***
***mushroomsinvadingfromouterspace***

Arguing are what forums are for, ...and this forum regulates itself. We don't need a prefect.

The banhammer has been locked away in the depths of Kikizo's dungeons for centuries.  Disturbing its slumber could unlock unspeakable evils.

Although witnessing an 'Evil Teaboy' could be fun.

If we were to have a mod it would need to be Eddie.

Nitro


Arguing are what forums are for, ...and this forum regulates itself. We don't need a prefect.

I used to agree, but the the games section says otherwise.  Threads there need deleted at least, and some obvious accounts should be banned.  It makes the site look like a breeding ground for testosterone-fueled alpha male 13 year olds.

***flyingsaucersdisguisedasmushrooms***
***mushroomsinvadingfromouterspace***

Uh huh... but I might get banned ;)

VF5 needs to go and emotep's account needs to be locked... but we've been raving about those muppets for forever and nothing's ever happened. We've stopped caring and come up with our own solution. We just hammer the fucks into submission.

Give me the banhammer. 

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Nitro


Uh huh... but I might get banned ;)

VF5 needs to go and emotep's account needs to be locked... but we've been raving about those muppets for forever and nothing's ever happened. We've stopped caring and come up with our own solution. We just hammer the fucks into submission.

VF5 is delusional, but I wouldnt consider him ban worthy. Emotep only posts once a month when he's on his period, and even then its only flame bait. I actually have a theory as to who BUTTFREAK is, I think its a kid who goes to school with Chef. If Chef can confirm this for me I'll post the pics for lulz, he's up there with Torr in the fail department. Actually I might post them anyway, if I can find the kids myspace.

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

My first motion will be for mandatory Darjeeling and custard cremes for all posters during work hours. I will also banhammer Eddie, as he appears to be a pretender to my throne.

Oh yes, and you will all face Bradford, kneel down and recite the entirety of the Legacy of Kain series backwards every Saturday. As it is written, let it be done.

Book of the BanHammer, Chapter 1, Versus 1-2

Edwin
Bradford...

That place is rubbish..  Bradford should be Banhammer'd. 

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

Oh, and...

ecnaifeD :niaK fo ycageL ,2 revaer luoS ,revaer luoS ,2 nemO doolB ,nemO doolB.

And that's three days early. ;)

"I'll wager sixty finest English pence that you defeat Big Sister in the end by shagging her to death."

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Oh wise and bountiful Doree - smite down the Unbeliever, he maketh a mock of your servant.

Oh yes and I meant the Legacy of Kain series' script, not just the titles. Should keep you occupied for a while...

Re-interpreting scripture to suit your goals?

....Are you sure you're not a papist spy?

"I'll wager sixty finest English pence that you defeat Big Sister in the end by shagging her to death."

Kikizo.com - Excellence in Journalism

And the Unbeliever Eddie_the_Hated didst repent of his rash speech... Lo, his knees were as porridge before the Greatness of the Ban-Hammer, his eyes were downcast, and his balls were as pickled capers... "Alack," he cried, "Wretched am I who would spurn the Witticisms of the Tea Boy. See how he hath smited me to dust with his plummy accent and girly intonation..."

Book of the Ban-Hammer, Chapter 4, Verses 32-35

Amen.

This is madness!

Nobody can understand the Legacy of Kain story!

Silentbomber


This is madness!

Nobody can understand the Legacy of Kain story!

No..... This.... Is...... KIKIZO!!

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

Edwin cannot be the banhammer he has terrible taste in biscuits...
Edwin they need to be Bourbons dear boy....