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Re:LittleBigPlanet delayed due to Quran quotes
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Oct 21, 2008 18:49
DR evil, Mohammed (dedicaced to VX and the likes) Fact 1: Mohamed is an analphabet , doesn't write doesn't read. Fact 2: The revelation of the curan begun when he was 40 year old. (notice the age) Fact 3: history shows that mohamed was a very respected man, trusty and extremely loyal. How is this relevant? I don't care about Mr. M. Maybe he was a great guy maybe is he was just a really happy pedophile. I don't care about historical figures. If you want to make him your idol or mascot, I'm all for it. I like the Terminator. I'd love to have my own Terminator. I wouldn't have to take any bullshit from anyone. I could go to a bar and people would know me by name, people would let me pass in lines. Having your own Terminator would be fucking handy. What I dislike is the lies and fallocies in the Quran as well as the resulting behaviour of devote followers. And thank the Terminators that most Muslims aren't devout followers. The Quran has some nasty text in it. Mohammed “ here I am a 40 years old fuck, sick of this trading job, sick of my family and sick of those rich bastards making money out of pagans, I should do something about that, this city is going down , I should restore some order, MY fucking order, I have traveled enough, seen places and read about religions , whoever created religion is a genius , I should come up with something similar and make a revolution, I know it doesn’t sound like me at all, but that’s the trick people will never ever guess that I can make up some bullshit like that ….. fuck I don’t know how to read and write, ooh what am I gonnaa do ? ooooh what am iii gonnna dooo ? i can probably hire a poet or a writer and split whatever we gain at first , then kill the bastard when we’re done … or I can learn to read and write , should be easy at 40, specialy when I’m trying to write something godly and bunch of famous poets out there. Fuck I can still bribe them as well to shut their mouth. I should go back to that cave and think deeply about this, and who is this poet who would sound godly and might fool billions of people from all times. a) Mohammed never learned how to read and write. But may be that’s only what history says who knows what he could do. b) Mohammed created a cult, a secret order called the fraternity of the matrix, they are extremely secretive and only them could write the coran, ever , like fucking ever. I’ll go with b for the sake of more stupidity Mohamed talking to one of the poets: _ So here is the thing, I need my first soura in a couple of months, that’s when the scheme will begin, make that the 27th of Ramadan, that’s your deadline, make it or you’re dead. Now, I want you to make it sound as godly as you can, there are a lot of famous poets out there. I know we got bunch of them, but those fuckers are so many like the fucking goblins. The poet is taking notes _ Second, and listen up , I don’t want you to screw this because it’s one of my so many brightest smartest ideas. For every word "man" and "woman" , paradise/ hell, good deed , wrong deed, angel/ demons, life / after life ( there are at leaaaaast 10 more instances) , make them equals in my book, for exemple if you write the word "woman" 30 times, writes "man" 30 times as well... and you know what don't ever talk about it in the book, just put it there , i'm sur that centuries later, some retard will write that on a forum , probably kikizo. and put other numerical schemes like that _ Splendid mohammed, you know I’m good at math, I’ll try to play with the number 19 a bit, should be fun , make some puzzles , you know ? make it mysteeerioooous . _ about mysterious, put some weird bullshit, put a lot of them and I mean a lot, with enough chance people from the futur will discover something VERY similar to science and will think it's a sign. _ Brilliant , I’ll do _ also, we should keep this bullshit for 20 years , now don’t fucking die on me, don’t talk about it ever, i am sure for 20 years we can manage to hide that easily in this village, everbody is dumb,our wives wouldn't know certainly, our friends as well, nobody can know. I forsee the word “intelligence” will be created by the CIA and should begin to show in 20 th century, by the end of this century, people like “the VX”… _ the “VX” you said ? _ An animal from the atheist family that talks and can easily show everybody’s ignorance. This my friend is our worst enemy. But I would be dead anyway so who gives a fack. _ Brilliant. Continue . _ i should hire some historians , _ we don’t have money , remember ? _ I’ll use your sister, I’m evil remember that ??, they will write they were witness of some miracles, like angels fighting on the side of mujahidine , sound like lord of the ring ? _ lord of what? _a cloud casting shades on me whenever i go, and some other bullshit like that, yeah probably some will not believe, but we only need the majority. _ I’ll look into that. _ make sure those historians write some great deed about me , that show how marvelous I am, how great and gentle , how I can raise armies even if I suck, how I can be an emperor from east to west, and don’t mention I’ll be so fucking rich, when I’m dead, write I was dead poor. make everything to the extreme, like I don’t make mistakes ever , eeever. I’m great and second to god. _ fair enough, but how can we raise armies. _ when they will believe our book, the best written thing ever created in Arabia, and I’m sure you can pull that off …. We can also have another soura that promises 50 virgins, or 70 , no 71 virgins to sound accurate once in paradise. I’m sure those ugly bastards will fly to their swords and slice anything that’s on their way. YEars later, Mohammed, Alias Dr evil , or pedophile to some people , have won hearts of noble men and women, fooled scientists of the time, surpassed the greatest poets and pulled out the greatest scheme that ever graced the earth. … Until The atheist Race is born to show light to humanity. Amen. So are you saying the Quran is garbage? I'm having a hard time understanding what you mean. If this is what you're saying then what sources do you have for Islam?
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