Greetings from the new Kikizo teaboy

Hello everybody,

For reasons that are still unclear to me I’ve become Kikizo’s new Deputy Editor – just thought I’d stick my head in here to say whaddup. I look forward to getting to know you guys :)

Bit of background on me. I live near Old Street in London, a stone’s throw from the Kikizo HQ in Leicester Square. I look like the stereotypical English bloke in every Hollywood film you just KNOW is going to turn around and become all evil around about the forty-minute-mark; my voice has been likened to that of a “creepy paedophile lecturer.” The only thing I like more than playing games is writing about them, the only thing I like more than writing about them is reading about them, and the only thing I enjoy more than reading about them can’t be mentioned here because it’s before 9pm and you’d probably tell your mam.

I’m part-time at present so can’t promise to chat around the clock. Still, here’s hoping for some good debates (read: slagging matches) in the days, weeks and – if I play my cards right – months to come.

Edwin

What's up edwin let me introduce my self. I am known as THE MAN Around these parts of kikizo. I hope you like kikizo its a nice place.  What out for the Jew bastard Majik lol. No really he is a nice guy. I hope you come on in and join the fun.

The Man ?? LMFAO !! . Anyways  welcome Edwin . I am the Desi nub (indian) who likes Too Human and gets ripped for it .. .

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Edwin


Hello everybody,

For reasons that are still unclear to me I’ve become Kikizo’s new Deputy Editor – just thought I’d stick my head in here to say whaddup. I look forward to getting to know you guys :)

Bit of background on me. I live near Old Street in London, a stone’s throw from the Kikizo HQ in Leicester Square. I look like the stereotypical English bloke in every Hollywood film you just KNOW is going to turn around and become all evil around about the forty-minute-mark; my voice has been likened to that of a “creepy paedophile lecturer.” The only thing I like more than playing games is writing about them, the only thing I like more than writing about them is reading about them, and the only thing I enjoy more than reading about them can’t be mentioned here because it’s before 9pm and you’d probably tell your mam.

I’m part-time at present so can’t promise to chat around the clock. Still, here’s hoping for some good debates (read: slagging matches) in the days, weeks and – if I play my cards right – months to come.

Edwin

Ok then...

I'll tell you what Edwin, ...if you play your cards right i promise not to tear you a new asshole

Oh... and hi!!!

Nitro is the jew bastard I was warning you about he changed his name and now he is a woman jew bastard.

Nice to meet you mikayd2, Nitro and 2pac. Personally I'm just a plain vanilla white middle class bastard with no exciting racial characteristics.

Edwin is handling a fair amount of our hands-on preview and review material - yes, he's the lucky one who gets his own debug PS3 and debug 360 for the priviledge - his latest effort was with Far Cry 2 on Xbox 360, for example.

If anyone has questions about such unreleased titles I'm sure Edwin will be happy to provide answers when he gets a spare minute...

Well sounds like you are having lots of fun Edwin, and a welcome from another vanilla white middle class bastard.  I'm sure you'll hear more about me and my mom(standing joke) as time goes on.

Torr


Well sounds like you are having lots of fun Edwin, and a welcome from another vanilla white middle class bastard.  I'm sure you'll hear more about me and my mom(standing joke) as time goes on.

Torr, youre not a "STANDING" joke, gravity makes sure of that.

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

Yip, I'm the lucky one who gets a couple of jiggered black boxes with the ability to play unfinished games only.

...

Actually, I'm not even going to try to put a negative spin on that one. Debug rules! Looking forward to hearing more about your mom, Torr, and yes feel free to fire out any questions - or indeed criticisms. I'm surprised nobody's picked up yet on my total failure to mention the Sixaxis functionality in that WipEout HD review, fr'instance.

/slaps wrist

Looking forward to hearing more about your mom, Torr, and yes feel free to fire out any questions - or indeed criticisms.

This guy has character.

"This is sad. There's no other word for it. The person who invents a way to punch someone in the face over the Internet will make millions from the demand generated by people like this." Youtube comments

Nice to 'meet' you Edwin, looking forward to reading you locking proverbial swords with Emofag.

Devs are still putting Sixaxis control into games?

Dammit we're still waiting for our DualShock 3s to arrive...

Ohhhh you swore in your Far Cry 2 preview! I'm so gonna tell Torr's mom as soon at Agent is finished.

Anyhow so you were playing the 360 version. I was wondering how the frame rate holds up and what not...you know a bit of the technical stuff.

I dunno what this thread is about but Torrs Mom is hellaFine!

Welcome Edwin.  Congratulations on your new position!

Well sounds like you are having lots of fun Edwin, and a welcome from another vanilla white middle class bastard.  I'm sure you'll hear more about me and my mom(standing joke) as time goes on.

Torr buddy, ...you ain't middle class.

If you were middle class, ...i'd be upper class, ...and since i don't own a Bentley and i haven't fucked Kate Moss... i obviously ain't upper class.

I'm surprised nobody's picked up yet on my total failure to mention the Sixaxis functionality in that WipEout HD review, fr'instance.

Nobody cares about Sixaxis functionality, ...but it was a nice write up all the same :)

Dammit we're still waiting for our DualShock 3s to arrive...

Some of us had them nearly 10 months ago Doree. Where were you?

I bet Eurogamer have had theirs for a while ;)

Anyhow so you were playing the 360 version. I was wondering how the frame rate holds up and what not...you know a bit of the technical stuff.

You're an idiot for even considering a console version of this game.

I dunno what this thread is about but Torrs Mom is hellaFine!

Yep, ...this thread needs pictures of Torr's mom.

Although... i'm betting she looks like Rosie O'Donnell...

Have you fucked any of the Arquettes, Nitro? That'd probably get you admitted to the country club.

Far Cry 2 runs at something like 30 frames per second so far, with no noticeable dips. I haven't got into many big ass battles yet, mind.

Thank 'ee kindly Chee Saw :)

Hi Edwin, good to meet you.
 
Nitro, you're more nouveau riche than middle class.

Welcome to the show

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

There isn't room here for two Ed's...



Howdy Edwin. It'll be cool to get some staff interaction here on the boards.

"I'll wager sixty finest English pence that you defeat Big Sister in the end by shagging her to death."

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Eddie_the_Hated


It'll be cool to get some staff interaction here on the boards.

Don't encourage them Eddie.

hi

What the hell is a teaboy?

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

immortaldanmx


What the hell is a teaboy?

Your first task in a new job is to make everyone's tea/coffee.  You need to do it until someone else starts.  Harry and Paul did a sketch in their new show this week where Tony Blair was the teaboy in his new job :)

***flyingsaucersdisguisedasmushrooms***
***mushroomsinvadingfromouterspace***

Iad umboros

immortaldanmx


What the hell is a teaboy?

Your first task in a new job is to make everyone's tea/coffee.  You need to do it until someone else starts.  Harry and Paul did a sketch in their new show this week where Tony Blair was the teaboy in his new job :)

Ah. I understand the concept, its just we dont really do tea in America, so I didnt make the connection at first.

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

S'up all. You like it white or black? Sugar? I also do a lovely biscuit selection :D

Out of interest, how many of the regulars here hail from the US of A?

Eddie the Hated, sir - not only do I applaud your choice of name, but that is one tasteful Homestar portrait you have there. Kudos.

I like green tea or black coffee (no bullshit added in either).  I live in Canada and my name is John.  I shouldn't be too hard to find.

"This is sad. There's no other word for it. The person who invents a way to punch someone in the face over the Internet will make millions from the demand generated by people like this." Youtube comments

Edwin


S'up all. You like it white or black? Sugar? I also do a lovely biscuit selection :D

Out of interest, how many of the regulars here hail from the US of A?

Eddie the Hated, sir - not only do I applaud your choice of name, but that is one tasteful Homestar portrait you have there. Kudos.

No one likes a kiss ass, ponce.

There are quite a few regulars from the US here. Even though is a British forum, its one of the few places not infected with the AIDS and Faggotry that are killing other forums.

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

immortaldanmx

Iad umboros

immortaldanmx


What the hell is a teaboy?

Your first task in a new job is to make everyone's tea/coffee.  You need to do it until someone else starts.  Harry and Paul did a sketch in their new show this week where Tony Blair was the teaboy in his new job :)

Ah. I understand the concept, its just we dont really do tea in America, so I didnt make the connection at first.

Yes we do, ICED tea and sweet tea (with 200lbs of sugar)

What I meant by "we dont do tea" is that typically the new employee is sent out for coffee.

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

Agent Ghost


I like green tea or black coffee (no bullshit added in either).  I live in Canada and my name is John.  I shouldn't be too hard to find.

I would never have figured you to be so stereotypical. :o

I like green tea or black coffee (no bullshit added in either). I live in Canada and my name is John. I shouldn't be too hard to find.

I'll keep an eye out for you next time I pass through. Though if you're adverse to bullshit perhaps we shouldn't meet...

Am i the only one seeing my previous post all cramped up the right?

Can't even edit the bloody thing.

killemoff, if you can please let me know which browser/version/system you're using and preferably take a screengrab we'll look into that. It's worth doing a hard refresh eg Ctrl+F5 in IE, in order to make sure any old code is not still uurking, though. I've not found any layout issues in any up-to-date browsers yet.

Adam Doree


I've not found any layout issues in any up-to-date browsers yet.

Support iPhone plz.

Nitro I might not be middle class but my family makes enough money to be considered lower middle class.  Can't you spare me a little dignity in front of the new guy?;D

Support iPhone plz.

Hear hear.

Is there anybody beside Nitro and myself who own an iPod Touch or an iPhone?

"I'll wager sixty finest English pence that you defeat Big Sister in the end by shagging her to death."

Kikizo.com - Excellence in Journalism

I'm considering buying an iPhone, once the bank balance firms up. But how robust are they? I tend to go pretty rough on my portable technology...

Get a hard case, or at least a microfiber sock for yours. I've only had mine since Saturday. If you're talking about outside damage, it'll get scuffed, but since I haven't done anything dumb to mine yet, I can't say.

Nitro?

"I'll wager sixty finest English pence that you defeat Big Sister in the end by shagging her to death."

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