I don't like shopping malls, or any public place that contains more than 10 people at the same time (understatement). Most of the crap I buy for myself is ordered online. Videogames is a minor exception but when i walk into an EB games i already know what I want, it takes me five minutes in the store to find it. Clothes are agonizing, because you don't know what they have and sometimes need to try it on to see if it fits. Fuck. Shopping malls are depressing, its worst than watching the news. It's like as soon as you walk in the store you're reduced to basic hunting gathering instincts like all the other corporate drones. Thats before I even get into all the degenerates you can meet in a mall. It's like 50 things that irritate me in one confined space. Fluorescent lights...I hate shopping.
I'll give you an example of my patience when in a mall. Believe it or not normally I'm a temple of patience, I'm like buddah. But when I'm in a mall that all goes out the fucking window.
Two years ago I walk into a walmart, a friend dragged me there because we needed to pick some stuff up for a party. Ok we split up and I find a woman mid 40's yelling at a young employee just after checkout. It turns out she was pissed because they ran out of peanuts that were on sale. I shit you not. She was yelling at this 16 year old as if it was her fault, "why would you advertise it if you don't have any blah blah blah."
I look at her as I walk past and mutter under my breath "ignorant much?" just as I was leaving, I was prepared to leave it at that and walk out the store with my cheap goods.
She looks at me and demands:
"what did you say!?"
Already I was in a bad mood from being in a walmart for more than 5 minutes. I turn my head and yell:
"I said you're an ignorant bitch! No one gives a shit about you're fucking peanuts!"
"I have an idea, why don't you look for your goddamn peanuts in one of the other 50 stores in this shithole mall." Serves you right for shopping for food at walmart you CHEAP C UNT!"
"Leave this girl alone and get the fuck out!"
The look on her face was priceless, she had nothing to say and left in a hurry.
<message edited by Agent Ghost on Aug 26, 2008 23:32>