So I got a book of 1001 cocktails

Now who wants to join me in trying them all...?

I' m already through four of them (mainly vodka mixes about to start whiskey) but I' m starting to think this will rpobably leaving me and my friends quite dead in the end. So who wants to help the cause?

Simply give me a alcohol of choice and I' ll throw up a few random cocktail recipies for you to try out and rate (NO BARS or Clubs all must be homemade!). Simple as that.

Amny takers?

EXTRA Notes: Use a 5 star rating system. 3 being avg. 0-2 stars are pretty much drinks to avoid whereas 4 and 5 are very very nice.

Also if you already know of some that you make often or have tried to make and stuff give me the name and I' ll look it up in the book.

Isopropyl.

. . . what like rubbing alcohol?

Eddie is a virgin and knows nothing about drinking, he also fails at humor.

Anyway, the only thing I make is margaritas, they are easy to make just salt, ice, margarita juice, and tequila. I' ve tried other things (alot with vodka) and the end result tastes so bad I might as well just drink the vodka straight up.

Eddie is a virgin and knows nothing about drinking, he also fails at humor.

Yeah because you are the best judge here of humor. I really don' t know why you decided to come back, nobody missed you at all.

Mass see if they have a recipe for windex(the drink not the actual cleaner).

I' ve always wanted to make martini' s, never got around to doing it.

Yeah because you are the best judge here of humor. I really don' t know why you decided to come back, nobody missed you at all.

Speak fo yourself.

ORIGINAL: Torr

I really don' t know why you decided to come back, nobody missed you at all.

Dont leave yourself so open fat boy.

emo would be missed far more then you ever would.

ORIGINAL: Agent Ghost

Yeah because you are the best judge here of humor. I really don' t know why you decided to come back, nobody missed you at all.

Speak fo yourself.

oh man your repply to him was so funny.

Ok ive fully recovered from the drinking last night. all was going well until I started the whiskey section...one of those and I was down for the count. Cut my hand on some broken glass and couldnt even use the blender properly anymore...

I' ve tried other things (alot with vodka) and the end result tastes so bad I might as well just drink the vodka straight up.

Yeah pretty much. Tho the blue rasberry martini was pretty nice.

Eddie is a virgin and knows nothing about drinking

Not all of us require the usage of alcohol to get a girl to speak to us.

Dont leave yourself so open fat boy.

emo would be missed far more then you ever would.

Well then maybe I will leave, if douchebags rank higher then me, its not like I' m here for much anyway.

Well then maybe I will leave, if douchebags rank higher then me, its not like I' m here for much anyway.

What ranking?

ORIGINAL: Eddie_the_Hated

Eddie is a virgin and knows nothing about drinking

Not all of us require the usage of alcohol to get a girl to speak to us.

I' m not interested in a what a woman has to say. (Note to ys: I' m implying Eddie is a woman)

Torr you are a fet emo nerd.

I' m not interested in a what a woman has to say. (Note to ys: I' m implying Eddie is a woman)

I was so looking forward to something witty, or at least something biting to retort to this morning... but... really? You get negative asshole points for that comeback. You' ve actually moved up.

ORIGINAL: emofag

(Note to ys: I' m implying Eddie is a woman)

I love ys' s inability to recognise sarcasm.

ORIGINAL: Torr

Well then maybe I will leave, if douchebags rank higher then me

Quit feeling sorry for youself you useless sack of shit. Respect is earned here. Grow a pair and figure it out.

Torr you are a fet emo nerd.

Ok well it seems you got 2 things correct, my name and that I am in fact a nerd, but on the other two counts I am slightly confused; " fet" I think you meant fat and if you did then you would be correct, but emo isn' t really an accurate representation of my personality. I think that you were trying to annoy me or something, but instead you have just given another prime example of your stupidity.

Quit feeling sorry for youself you useless sack of shit. Respect is earned here. Grow a pair and figure it out.

Well I am glad that you and emo are on the same page, it doesn' t change the fact that he is simply here to annoy people and try to get them to argue with him.

So mass any luck with the recipe I asked for? And when are you stopping your xbox live hiatus since I have a working mic now we should play.

What are you playing Torr?

What are you playing Torr?

I' m alternating between COD4, GTA4, and I would hop into the BF demo if anyone worth playing with was on there. I only play GTA if someone else wants to play it as the mp is not much fun by yourself, its really just screwing around with friends. If I ever saw you on Agent I would invite you to play something, but you haven' t been on in awhile.

ORIGINAL: Torr

Ok well it seems you got 2 things correct, my name and that I am in fact a nerd, but on the other two counts I am slightly confused; " fet" I think you meant fat

Shut up fat ass, drop down and give me 20.

Register a new name under emoFAT and post under that IMO.

Shut up fat ass, drop down and give me 20.

Register a new name under emoFAT and post under that IMO.

Your wit is astounding, who have you study with to be such a great linguist it is just amazing, I think I will go shoot myself now as I was so hurt by your well written comeback.

ORIGINAL: Nitro

Respect is earned here.

I see what you mean nitro I wish I was as awesome at earning respect as emo, I am truly humbled.

Fat bitches that haven' t even gone to college are criticizing? Get your masters, earn more than minimum wage and come see me in 5 years. I love faggots who' s highest level of education is high school trying to act smart.

ORIGINAL: Torr

I see what you mean nitro I wish I was as awesome at earning respect as emo, I am truly humbled.

Cry me a river.

You' re like a fucking huge baby, striving to be accepted with this daft idea of a social ranking system. Get over it and stop trying to fit in. What do you care if people think you' re a loser? You don' t know me, ...i' m just another asshole on the internet. Stop taking everything so seriously.

High school must have been hell for you. You' re obviously one of lifes great victims.

Is a Baby Guinness in it Mass?

Looked it up in there and no. Tho my sister loves them apparently.

I think its a Tia Maria and Baileys. Yeah its more of a womans cocktail alright.
Can you recommend any whiskey cocktails Mass?

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I think its a Tia Maria and Baileys. Yeah its more of a womans cocktail alright.
Can you recommend any whiskey cocktails Mass?

I have one, whisky and ice .

How about a cocktail with Advocaat?

or Southern comfort?

not mixed together obviously.

ORIGINAL: emofag

I love faggots .

Hmmm not much you can really say to that is there!!!!!!

I' m all for you guys getting married and what not.

I have one, whisky and ice

I love that one, ***s me up though.

Mass make all 1001 cocktails and then drink them all at once, only one person has ever done it before but he' s dead so who cares.

- to Torr:



show him who' s boss!

[edit: LOL it says Nitro on it]

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