Activision makes 10 million in 10 days...

...from those map packs half of us bought the other day. Think about this. It cost them almost nothing to make those maps. How long did it take to design those maps, a week maybe?

Pfff, they should give me 10 million. The other day I took a shit that looked just like Jesus. That' s got to be worth half a million easy.

lol. You better not have any crap that looks like Mohammed or you' ll be on the Islamic hitlist.

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Well I always thought Jesus looked like mohammed. Maybe they' re cousins or something. lulz


I' m not worried though, I' m already on a few hitlists.

A Jihad against Ghost? Sounds like a decent movie premise to me. Knowing Hollywood, they' d get like, Jason Statham to play you, and the whole thing would be buggered.

I' m starting to feel gypped by the map packs, quite frankly. I never get anything but Chinatown in the rotation.

I think I' ve only played Creek twice in a real match since I got them last week

Sounds like a decent movie premise to me.

Count me in!

I can imagine myself audition to play my own part but being turned down because I don' t make a convincing me.

" Sorry, you' re not what we' re looking for."

Charlie Chaplin didn' t make it to the final round of a lookalike contest based on him. I wouldn' t put it past them.

I' ll play you Agent, just tell me what I need to do

I' ll play you Agent, just tell me what I need to do

No one can play me as an actor.


1. I' m too much of a badass.
2. I' m too much of an asshole.
3. If a person wanted to get it right, they wouldn' t even show up for the audition. They' d be too busy perfecting the first two items.

What happens if you already got the first two down?

What happens if you already got the first two down?

You can' t have the " first two down" . You have to be consistent. It' s an ongoing proccess that needs more attention than a mother' s tits.


That being said, I wouldn' t feel cheated to see you play me. I' d pay to see that movie.

You can' t have the " first two down" . You have to be consistent. It' s an ongoing proccess that needs more attention than a mother' s tits.

Well, I pay more attention to those two than my mother' s tits, that' s for sure

Well, I pay more attention to those two than my mother' s tits, that' s for sure

It`s ok, I pay enough attention to your mom for the both of us.

It`s ok, I pay enough attention to your mom for the both of us.

So you' re the one she has been talking about! She was telling me about this guy who was drooling over her a couple of days back.

Shame on you Agent, my mom' s is an oldie and not interested in playing with kids no more

I have no shame, I looked...twice.