Would you pay $1.5 million for some Pron?

Apparently some American has.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/15/monroe_film_still/

Some people have more money than sense.

Nah... somebody understands the value of such material.

Monroe and JFK??? Are you fuc..king kidding me!? 1.5m US dollars is a fuc.king bargin!

They could re-sell that shit (if a) it was an original, and b) real) for 10 times that if not more.

I' m assuming " The Register" is to the UK what " The Onion" is to the US.

I dunno, but the story is legit.

Apparently the guy' s just locking it away in a cold dry safe to try to preserve it.

I was going by the obvious bogus article which was accompanied by a bogus pic. It was like they weren' t trying to be taken seriously, just like the Onion.

I think my porn collection is worth at least 2 million just in hard drive space alone. :)

I have Hustlers Barely Legal 1-47 with 10 more spread out from 47 to 70.

I dont even watch it, but im pretty sure the day i delete it, i would very much like to watch it!

Porn is perfectly healthy. I have a harddrive dedicated to digital filth.

Well it is worth a lot and definitely something for history lesson but i wouldn' t pay for it.

If i only had so much money...

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

I wouldn' t buy it if I had all the money in the world.

It' s a floozy from the 1960s sucking off some nameless guy. It' s like trying to get your jollies off to Greek statues, simply because they' re in the nude.

Why not?

I' d film myself making an introduction in a Hefner esque bath robe smoking a pipe, and release the video to every videohosting site I can find. Instant celebrity.

It' s a floozy from the 1960s sucking off some nameless guy. It' s like trying to get your jollies off to Greek statues, simply because they' re in the nude.

You' re so repressed.

I' ll rather pay for the Lego pic on display than a blow video of Kennedy. Had it been Marylin Monroe having fun, then that would be a whole different story

Still, porn is easy to get if you look for it, so why pay?

You' re so repressed.

Because I wouldn' t pay to watch grainy, most likely dull 1960' s homemades?

ORIGINAL: Joe Redifer

I' m assuming " The Register" is to the UK what " The Onion" is to the US.

Well they have some legit stuff on there, it is more like the national inquirer.

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Some of you have got this all wrong...

It' s not about wanting to watch it, it' s about the fuc.k load of money you could make from it. Somebody paid 1.5 million dollars (£750,000) for a video that he now stands to make multiple millions from.

Hell, pimp that shit to somebody like the Kim Jong-il. Get yourself 20-30 mil and 100 18 year old North Korean sex slaves.

100 18 year old North Korean sex slaves.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

But that' s the thing Majik. He' s not doing anything with it. He' s just letting it sit in a vault somewhere, and slowly decay. He' d be smart to back it up digitally, but this guy' s pretty intent on making sure that Marylin Monroe gets a fantasy legacy where she wasn' t a tramp... and rather unitelligent, so I doubt that' ll be a reality.

It takes time to line up a buyer for a 1.5 million dollar sex tape. It' s not as if he can make a run to a pawn shop slap the tape on the counter and say 1.5 million.

ORIGINAL: locopuyo

ORIGINAL: Joe Redifer

I' m assuming " The Register" is to the UK what " The Onion" is to the US.

Well they have some legit stuff on there, it is more like the national inquirer.

Nothing like the National Inquirer, the Inquirer is a celeb based title,The Register was and still is most of the time a technology news site, it' s just that it has to pander to the ever growing needs of people to know about celeb' s. This just caught my eye, because it was a slow day at the office.

ah yeah you' re right. I read stuff on the register every once and a while. I guess they really are kind of unique. They add their own cynical spin on the story.

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."