Here is a problem I have. Last August my girlfriend wanted a “break”. Her reason for the break was that she wanted me to graduate and get a better job. I thought this was a dumb reason because I was two classes away from graduating and I had a job waiting for me after I graduated.

Well during this break she started hanging out with this other guy, I’ll call him Larry. I met him once while I was still with her and mentioned how I think he likes her. She said they were only friends. Since I am not technically with her during this I just concentrate on school.

In December I graduated. I then ask her about us. She told me she will make her decision on who she wants to be with when she comes back from her trip. I assume she is going to pick me because we were together for nine years and because Larry is a loser. He is a janitor and a cook. He is also 10 years older then her and has 3 kids. When she gets back she tells me she wants to be with me. She just needs some time to end things with Larry.

Well guess what. We are still not together. She is still hanging out with this douche. This pisses me off because he did not go to college and he can’t provide for her financially. This makes me think even more that her excuse was just a lie. I have no idea what to do. I know I should just move on but I was with this girl for nine years. I love her so much.

Clearly Larry has a bigger dick than you.

Three options:
1. Forget about the girl.
2. Kill Larry, or beat him up severely.
3. Get penis enlargement surgery, show the girl, break up with her and get a hotter chick.

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Clearly Larry has a bigger dick than you.

Three options:
1. Forget about the girl.
2. Kill Larry, or beat him up severely.
3. Get penis enlargement surgery, show the girl, break up with her and get a hotter chick.

Rowling accused plagiarism... again

Quoting Eddie

" I claim India for Britain." And they' re going, " You can' t claim us. We live here! There' s five hundred million of us." " Do you have a flag?" " We don' t need a bloody flag, this is our country you bastard!" " No flag, no country! You can' t have one. That' s the rules... that... I' ve just made up! And I' m backing it up with this gun... that was lent from the National Rifle Association."

Lol, thats Eddie Izzard isn' t it?

Hehehehe, good call. I love Eddie Izzard. He' s like the witty biting UK version of George Carlin (No offense to the rabid George Carlin fans present... well... not much offense anyhow).

http://s114.photobucket.com/albums/n255/Eddie_the_Hated/?action=view¤t=thighs.jpg

Hehehehe, good call. I love Eddie Izzard. He' s like the witty biting UK version of George Carlin (No offense to the rabid George Carlin fans present... well... not much offense anyhow).

I hate you.

You' re an asshole though, so it' s okay.

Edit: Listen to him talk about World War II and tell me he' s not hilarious

I can' t listen to a dude dressed in drag.

You' re an asshole though, so it' s okay.

What!? The assholes are the ones you should worry about the most.


Please, your queer can' t compare to the master. One of the top three comedians of all time. The best rated still alive.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=c3gMELlrO3E

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I can' t listen to a dude dressed in drag.

Why not? Just minimize the window if it really bugs you. Anyhow, he' s totally straight, so if you' re put-off by gay people, you' ve got nothing to worry about there either.

What!? The assholes are the ones you should worry about the most.

I spend about half an hour a day discussing all sorts of rubbish with you assholes, and I enjoy it. A bunch of my friends in the real-world would be described as assholes as well. Assholes are a comforting balance for me. I seem like such a nice person in comparison.

46-4!!!!!!!!!

Jewboy>Jedi






CANADAGAMER>jewboy

" Here' s another question I' ve been pondering -- what is all this shit about angels? Have you heard this? Three out of four people belive in angels. Are you fucking stupid? Has everybody lost their mind? You know what I think it is? I think it' s a massive, collective, psychotic chemical flashback for all the drugs smoked, swallowed, shot, and obsorbed rectally by all Americans from 1960 to 1990. Thirty years of street drugs will get you some fucking angels, my friend!"

-George Carlin

VUC Roskilde

A1 Rapport i memoform


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God, my classmates CTRL-C the most odd things (An assignment which we have to translate into english.. Don' t think i' ll do it )

There you go translated for you...

A1 Rapport I memo form


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What the fu.ck is thread about?? LOL

What the fu.ck is thread about?? LOL

You press post reply, and then ctrl-v and show us what you have in the clipboard,

mine has

You

You press post reply, and then ctrl-v and show us what you have in the clipboard,

Oh right lol.

Mine:

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