First it was a Bicycle

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Eddie_the_Hated
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RE: First it was a Bicycle - Apr 01, 2008 10:59
They arrest people for having sex with non-living objects, yet a woman walks after doing a horse. Talk about f.ucked up stuff.

I am guessing maybe the horses and women sign mutual agreements though, rather than being molested. Like the table and bicycle.
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RE: First it was a Bicycle - Apr 01, 2008 11:04

Police in Ohio say that a married father of three has confessed to repeatedly having sex with his patio picnic table.
Bad sex life always leads to date rape with patio furniture.
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RE: First it was a Bicycle - Apr 01, 2008 11:08
I need to go get laid again before I start sticking it to mufflers or some shit...
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RE: First it was a Bicycle - Apr 01, 2008 13:41
Wouldn' t screwing a hole in a table be painful?
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RE: First it was a Bicycle - Apr 01, 2008 13:46
see, women can basically have sex with anything as long as its not little children, and get away with it.
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RE: First it was a Bicycle - Apr 01, 2008 21:28

see, women can basically have sex with anything as long as its not little children, and get away with it.


Depending on your definition of sex I guess so could guys. And if you are a catholic priest children are a viable option.
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RE: First it was a Bicycle - Apr 01, 2008 21:58

if you are a catholic priest children are a viable option


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