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First it was a Bicycle

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Eddie_the_Hated Total Posts : 8015 Reward points : 15335 Joined: Jan 17, 2006 Location: Wayne, MI	First it was a Bicycle - Apr 01, 2008 09:42 Now, a man is arrested for makin' sweet sweet love to the umbrella hole in his patio furniture.

Chimura Total Posts : 1123 Reward points : 0 Joined: Nov 13, 2007	RE: First it was a Bicycle - Apr 01, 2008 10:59 They arrest people for having sex with non-living objects, yet a woman walks after doing a horse. Talk about f.ucked up stuff. I am guessing maybe the horses and women sign mutual agreements though, rather than being molested. Like the table and bicycle. < Message edited by chimura -- 1 Apr 08 3:00:50 >

mastachefbkw Total Posts : 3793 Reward points : 13680 Joined: Jul 11, 2006	RE: First it was a Bicycle - Apr 01, 2008 11:04 Police in Ohio say that a married father of three has confessed to repeatedly having sex with his patio picnic table. Bad sex life always leads to date rape with patio furniture.

Mass X Total Posts : 4491 Reward points : 0 Joined: Mar 22, 2004 Location: Plymouth, MN	RE: First it was a Bicycle - Apr 01, 2008 11:08 I need to go get laid again before I start sticking it to mufflers or some shit...

Rampage99 Total Posts : 3161 Reward points : 0 Joined: Feb 24, 2003 Location: Florida	RE: First it was a Bicycle - Apr 01, 2008 13:41 Wouldn' t screwing a hole in a table be painful? XBL Gamertag: Rampage99 " Basically, pollute the air all you want, your just speeding up the inevitable. Our future generations are f*cked as it is and there' s really nothing we can do about it. Have a nice day "

kitten Total Posts : 197 Reward points : 0 Joined: Mar 27, 2008 Location: Australia	RE: First it was a Bicycle - Apr 01, 2008 13:46 see, women can basically have sex with anything as long as its not little children, and get away with it.

Torr Total Posts : 554 Reward points : 8100 Joined: Jun 11, 2007 Location: Ann Arbor, MI	RE: First it was a Bicycle - Apr 01, 2008 21:28 see, women can basically have sex with anything as long as its not little children, and get away with it. Depending on your definition of sex I guess so could guys. And if you are a catholic priest children are a viable option.

kitten Total Posts : 197 Reward points : 0 Joined: Mar 27, 2008 Location: Australia	RE: First it was a Bicycle - Apr 01, 2008 21:58 if you are a catholic priest children are a viable option true true