Mass effect : A sex simulator ?

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2pac
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Mass effect : A sex simulator ? - Jan 16, 2008 02:36
Atleast thats what this guy says . I am sure u guys must have seen this elsewhere but still thought i would post this .

Ignorance

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RE: Mass effect : A sex simulator ? - Jan 16, 2008 02:58
It' s because he' s a virgin AND a Christian. Worst possible combination.
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RE: Mass effect : A sex simulator ? - Jan 16, 2008 03:25
Oh my teh no!!one111 Little virgin Billy might see a boob and want something other than to be an alter boy. And sex only wishes it were as great as Mass Effect


But seriously. If ME is a sex sim, I want my money back, or a penis stimulating attachment. Bioware, you have my demands.
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RE: Mass effect : A sex simulator ? - Jan 16, 2008 03:39
Doesn' t Farenheit have a sex scene where you actually input stick directions? But no, no mention of that. And what about Sims 2, you can even have sex in the dressing rooms of stores. Not that I am complaining, but it seems to me he is only riding in the Mass Effect' s success band-wagon in order to get some more winks for doing the " right thing" . Apparently most comments I read bout the column have seen through his lack of information. Ignorant indeed.



But it IS marketed for the X-Box 360, perhaps the most visually stimulating gaming system ever made.


I guess he' s never heard of the PS3

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RE: Mass effect : A sex simulator ? - Jan 16, 2008 04:13
This thread needs more of Nitro' s approved flashing dildo' s...
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RE: Mass effect : A sex simulator ? - Jan 16, 2008 04:22
Don' t you love how these guys attack games for having things that they don' t actually have in the game.

If he thinks that the characters in mass effect engage in every sex position out there than he must have a really boring sex life with his wife.

I guess it makes sense that a conservative Christian only knows two positions.

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RE: Mass effect : A sex simulator ? - Jan 16, 2008 05:26
This bit made me chuckle...


Then there' s the dishonesty behind the game' title. " Mass Effect" sounds like a war game with a deadly virus that is spreading unless the GI-Joes are able to defeat the evil and deadly substance and it' s covert war plan.


He has too little a point as it is without throwing in stupid, irrelevent statements like this.

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RE: Mass effect : A sex simulator ? - Jan 16, 2008 05:28
I am totally bookmarking and saving that junk message. Whenever I' m feeling down I can give that a peek and laugh my ass off.

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RE: Mass effect : A sex simulator ? - Jan 16, 2008 06:05


ORIGINAL: Chimura

Doesn' t Farenheit have a sex scene where you actually input stick directions?

Yes it has. I did think that the part felt a bit tacked on though. All of a sudden that showed up out of nowhere which made it feel a bit out of place

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RE: Mass effect : A sex simulator ? - Jan 16, 2008 06:13
A fifteen-year-old in the US can get gore porn easier than they can get their hands on Mass Effect, and for much less too.

It' s rated-M.

End of story.


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RE: Mass effect : A sex simulator ? - Jan 16, 2008 07:58
I' m definitely getting Mass Effect now!

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RE: Mass effect : A sex simulator ? - Jan 16, 2008 08:50

A fifteen-year-old in the US can get gore porn easier than they can get their hands on Mass Effect, and for much less too.


Internet.

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RE: Mass effect : A sex simulator ? - Jan 16, 2008 11:37
Apparently this guy has very low IQ . He tryied to justify this article with another piece of crap . He keeps calling gamers ' gamer-nerds' . Its kinda of funny actually .

Attack of the gamer nerds

The sad part is he now thinks he is an activist or something .
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RE: Mass effect : A sex simulator ? - Jan 16, 2008 11:47

The sad part is he now thinks he is an activist or something .


Activists are full of shit, the title would suite him well.

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RE: Mass effect : A sex simulator ? - Jan 16, 2008 12:00


ORIGINAL: Agent Ghost


The sad part is he now thinks he is an activist or something .


Activists are full of shit, the title would suite him well.


True . But now he will continue spewing shit about games he has no idea about . Thats the last thing the gaming industry needs right now , another jack thompson ..

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RE: Mass effect : A sex simulator ? - Jan 16, 2008 12:13

ORIGINAL: Agent Ghost

It' s because he' s a virgin AND a Christian. Worst possible combination.


Wow... thanks.

I do agree that this guy is an idiot though. He never even played the game and there' s just a string of misinformation there.
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RE: Mass effect : A sex simulator ? - Jan 16, 2008 12:39


ORIGINAL: Rampage99


ORIGINAL: Agent Ghost

It' s because he' s a virgin AND a Christian. Worst possible combination.


just a string of misinformation there.



I think thats an understatement ..

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RE: Mass effect : A sex simulator ? - Jan 16, 2008 12:44
Yeah probably...
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RE: Mass effect : A sex simulator ? - Jan 16, 2008 16:49
unfortunately its ignorant nutters like this who seem to grab the attention of politicians/lawyers out to make a name for themselves. It can only take a couple of these to get into powere and we' ll find gaming legislated out of more mature titles.

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RE: Mass effect : A sex simulator ? - Jan 16, 2008 22:22
Ok wow this is pathetic and just a sorry excuse for parents not to be parents. If you don' t want your children playing a game(which you have to buy for them or they get it illegally) then don' t let them play it. I mean you can see just as much sexual content in quite a few R rated movies and those are everywhere, so the mindset that it is exclusively videogames is just stupid. Also the whole thing with the " gamer nerds" makes me want to kill people(in particular him), but unfortunately idiots decide to respond to idiots(the f word 27 times, c' mon) and give everyone a bad name.

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RE: Mass effect : A sex simulator ? - Jan 17, 2008 06:40

(which you have to buy for them or they get it illegally)

It' s not illegal, but most companies have a no-tolerance policy for selling M-rated games to minors.

Y' know, I' d heard that the sex scene in Mass Effect wasn' t even that bad. Can someone shed a little more light on it? They' re making it out to be Hot Coffee (which, in turn, wasn' t as bad as everyone said).


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RE: Mass effect : A sex simulator ? - Jan 17, 2008 07:33
They show a 3/4 view of girl butt for all of a second. The rest looks like softcore porn... a bunch of rubbing and slow movements, in low light.
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RE: Mass effect : A sex simulator ? - Jan 17, 2008 07:35

It' s not illegal, but most companies have a no-tolerance policy for selling M-rated games to minors.


Sorry my bad.


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RE: Mass effect : A sex simulator ? - Jan 17, 2008 07:47
No need for apologies. Part of the learning process is making mistakes.

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RE: Mass effect : A sex simulator ? - Jan 24, 2008 05:54
EA has sent this letter to FOX News demanding that they clarify the many errors in their broadcast.

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RE: Mass effect : A sex simulator ? - Jan 24, 2008 08:40
Why do people watch FOX news? Idiots.

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RE: Mass effect : A sex simulator ? - Jan 25, 2008 00:33

Idiots.

You answered your own question.
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