Well you might not win a game... but i do have some used Nitro Approved Flashing Dildo' s that i could re-package and send out as bonus prizes... If you' re a single heterosexual male and have no use for it, you could give it to your sister, niece, mother, grandmother etc...

" I bought my wife some shoes and a dildo"

- " why did you buy her a dildo?"

" ... becuase if she dosent like the shoes she can go *** herself!"

used Nitro Approved Flashing Dildo' s

ewwww.

If you' re a single heterosexual male and have no use for it, you could give it to your sister, niece, mother, grandmother etc...

Who says a single heterosexual male doesn' t have a use for a Nitro Approved Flashing Dildo?!

Possible Usages
Gutted, it becomes a hard drinking flask.
Christmas ornament.
Back massager.
Cake mixer.
Automatic drum-roll drumstick.
D-cell battery tester.
One way boomerang.
Sausage size regulation template.
Dummy mortar round.
Concrete agitator.
Cocktail stick for the world' s largest reuben.
Daytime road flare.
Children' s pool submarine.
Noisemaker.

Children' s pool submarine.

Bingo!

Well then thats a sight I hope to never see...

Automatic drum-roll drumstick.

... hahahahaa okay okay.. seriously.
what the ***. where do you come up with all this random shit.
you make so laugh so hard i think im gonna cry.

hours and hours of entertainment
or hey, you could just send me as many as you have bahaha
i' m sure i have.. friends who could use them
>_>

... hahahahaa okay okay.. seriously.
what the ***. where do you come up with all this random shit.
you make so laugh so hard i think im gonna cry.

hours and hours of entertainment
or hey, you could just send me as many as you have bahaha
i' m sure i have.. friends who could use them
>_>

Flashing dildos just get Eddy' s mind going. And for good reason. They seem to be an object that are just bound for success. As anything really

ORIGINAL: kitten

i' m sure i have.. friends who could use them
>_>

How is it that everyone has a ' friend' who could use a Nitro approved flashing dildo or from now on a NAFD

There one of those Hot Topic products everyone wants on. The sheer amount of functions it can perform is baffling.

I am sure had NAFD existed during the 80' s, a guy like McGyuver would have been using those instead of one those Swiss mutli-purpose blades.

I might call the copmpany that makes them and get a more " accurate" version made. I want to combine the spikey flashing pinkness with some sort of taser weapon. I could make billions.

bahaha for some reason the image of a guy using one on his girlfriend
she gets really loud and it starts to annoy him so he switches it to the taser function.
*tzzt*
shut up bitch


xD


see what you do to me! thats horrible!

bahaha for some reason the image of a guy using one on his girlfriend
she gets really loud and it starts to annoy him so he switches it to the taser function.
*tzzt*
shut up bitch


xD


see what you do to me! thats horrible!

Thats pretty fucked up!

see what you do to me! thats horrible!

At least you are not on the receiving end of the flashing dildo/taser. THAT would be horrible

For you that is

Thats pretty ***ed up!

Pretty funny at the same time too though

Y' know, i am going to start doing bonus prizes. Not necessarily games, but definitely (mostly) videogame related. I say mostly because, ...well the Force FX series of Lighsabers are fuc.king badass.

Yes! We are talking about flashing dildos again!

but definitely (mostly) videogame related.

" Mostly" meaning you will be giving out some flashing dildos?

Duff?

Yep, spot on Eddie. If you all haven' t figured it out already, myself and Silent know each other.

ORIGINAL: Duffman

" Mostly" meaning you will be giving out some flashing dildos?

And some of my homemade beastiality videos. Heh, i may even give away my pickled foreskin

And some of my homemade beastiality videos.

i thought i told you to delete those. >: (

Could we get an example of one of the gaming related bonus prizes. Non-gaming related ones are all fun and games but I just don' t have too much use for a flashing red dildo(at the moment) and don' t know anyone who does.

Yeah i want to know about prizes, just in case i manage to convince you guys to give me one.


and no, i don' t want a red flashing dildo, thanks.