Swedish military..

Swedish military realized their space program weren' t good enough to win the race to be the one with people on the moon first, but the rumours tell us that they have plans to be the first nation to have people on the sun.
They plan on working around eventual temperature problems wich might occur, by having their astronauts perform a night-landing.

Can I buy ecstasy from you?

Huh?

ORIGINAL: Eddie_the_Hated

Can I buy ecstasy from you?

Buy it here instead...

I didn' t know you were into romantic novels tough. :-/

Let me guess, you' re from Norway, right?

yea, I' m norwegian.

ORIGINAL: KongRudi

yea, I' m norwegian.

You have my condolences...

Norwegians and swedes always mess with each other. I guess the norwegians are jealous because Sweden is so much cooler than them.

Thanks for the tought. :)

More people should symphatise with us, it' s not easy beeing on top.
UN claims we are the most prosperous country, or the best country to live in, year after year. Or whatever else idiotic rankings they manage to think up, and places us poor norwegians on top..
It feels that sometimes we shouldn' t complain about important things, just because everyone else have it worse, dosn' t mean that we shouldn' t improve anymore.
It' s not our fault that everyone else does most things worse than us, we shouldn' t have to live with annoyances in our life, just because other people don' t wish to solve their own problems..

It' s hard beeing Norwegian, and thank you Majic for thinking on us. :)

Pff, you' re only high on the list because your government does a ton of cover ups of the misary in your terrible country.

ORIGINAL: KongRudi

UN claims we are the most prosperous country, or the best country to live in, year after year.

Except last year when you were beat by Iceland... another country i wouldn' t want to live in.

Ofcourse, what the UNDP thinks doesn' t really interest me.

Pff, you' re only high on the list because your government does a ton of cover ups of the misary in your terrible country.

As long as I don' t notice, I don' t mind the cover-up.. :)

taxtacular

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

Canada is the only place i would ever consider living in for more than 6 months. I' m even considering studying there next year as it' s probably the only way for me to get in now. I' d have to study and re-apply for residency from within Canada but the chances of being accepted are much higher than simply re-applying from here - which i can' t do until October at the earliest

I' m planning on spending Christmas & New Year in Canada (again) this year so i need to keep my nose clean for at least the next 12 months

What if you marry a Canadian? Does that law actually exist that would grant you automatic citizenship?

I' ll put an ad in the paper for you:

Rich Jew with british accent looking for easy hoe. Preferably shorter than 5' 8.

LOL I crack myself up. Seriously though, you should look into it.

ORIGINAL: Agent Ghost

Preferably shorter than 5' 6.

Fucker!

I' m 5' 8

But yeah, if i married a Canadian then i' d be in. I love Canadian women too

I think i' ve got a good chance if i study there, but i' ve been looking and can' t find anything related to videogames

But yeah, if i married a Canadian then i' d be in. I love Canadian women too

Do you want me to set up the classified ad in the newspaper? lulz I have your picture and everything. LOL Just watch me.

I think i' ve got a good chance if i study there, but i' ve been looking and can' t find anything related to videogames

Montreal must have something.

ORIGINAL: Agent Ghost

Do you want me to set up the classified ad in the newspaper? lulz I have your picture and everything. LOL Just watch me.

Fuck yeah. Just make sure you add the Jewish thing... that should get me a good natured, attractive, elegant and unpretentious little miss...

However, i must stipulate:

No more than 6 tattoo' s
No contagious viruses
No fat women
No hairy women
No wierd fetishes

ORIGINAL: Agent Ghost

Montreal must have something.

Probably, ...but y' know, ...the French...

easy hoe

Preferably shorter than 5' 6.

No more than 6 tattoo' s
Virgin
Anorexic
Bald
No weird fetishes

Sounds like a great gal. About the weird fetishes thing have you had issues with this in the past or are you just being cautious.

Probably, ...but y' know, ...the French...

I' m with you, fuck the French(aka Agents mom).

However, i must stipulate:

No more than 6 tattoo' s
No contagious viruses
No fat women
No hairy women
No wierd fetishes

Shit majik, we' re not looking for your wife we' re just looking for a roomate willing to enter a sham marriage.

ORIGINAL: Agent Ghost

However, i must stipulate:

No more than 6 tattoo' s
No contagious viruses
No fat women
No hairy women
No wierd fetishes

Shit majik, we' re not looking for your wife we' re just looking for a roomate willing to enter a sham marriage.

They ain' t staying in the same room as me either!

The bitch can live in the fucking garage for a few weeks, ...unless she' s hot, in which case i' ll have to enforce a nudity policy when in the house

...Always the charmer, you dog you.

***er!

I' m 5' 8

Are you really?

Wow. I gotcha' beat by almost 3 inches.

<bites tongue, refuses to turn that south>

ORIGINAL: Eddie_the_Hated

Are you really?

Yup. I like having a low centre of gravity too... it comes in handy.

UNDP ton ten:

1. Iceland
2. Norway
3. Australia
4. Canada
5. Ireland (damn Canadians took our 4th place. )
6. Sweden
7. Switzerland
8. Japan
9. Netherlands
10. France

Canada should be number one for everything, if only for the cowboys.

Cowgirls?

UNDP ton ten:

1. Iceland
2. Norway
3. Australia
4. Canada
5. Ireland (damn Canadians took our 4th place. )
6. Sweden
7. Switzerland
8. Japan
9. Netherlands
10. France

We used to be first.

We used to be first.

Ye were first a record 10 times! Last time you were first was 2000, I blame you Agent.


You know what the funny thing is? Ireland is 11 places ahead of the UK!! HAHAHHAHA In your face Britain!!

Out of curiosity, where' s the US on this list?

The US is a shit hole, it wouldn' t even make the top 50.

psssttt the UN is full of corruption.

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."