What happens when Nitro reaches 10,000?

Has it ever happened before? Will he evolve into a higher being? I think he' ll implode and turn into a small universe like Akira. That' s why he made the second profile. But he' only delaying the inevitable.

Hanukkah will take over Christmas and Christmas will get pushed back till June.

Since I' ve been back I' ve noticed there is now a Nitro and a Majik... could anyone explain that for me?

XBL Gamertag: Rampage99

" Basically, pollute the air all you want, your just speeding up the inevitable. Our future generations are f*cked as it is and there' s really nothing we can do about it. Have a nice day "

ORIGINAL: Rampage99

Since I' ve been back I' ve noticed there is now a Nitro and a Majik... could anyone explain that for me?

It all started after the sex change...

Yes, since the free game giveaway was phased out, the new prize was a sex change. It' s in the fine print of the sign-up agreement. There is no opt-out. Good luck.

I think he will use his two logins; majik and nitro, untill each are at 9,999 posts, then on the 13 th day of the 13th month on the 13th hour [ya you heard me] he will post on each account at the SAME TIME with completely conflicting oponions and NeoKikizo will be born.

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!

He' ll get an error messege.

He is SO getting laid when he reaches 10,000 posts.



P.s. - NOT from anyone on this forum

Terry Bogard - currently the most Unhelpful member of the Kikizo forums.

civilization as we all know it will cease to exist an everybody will have to bow to its new ruler

What am i at now?

EDIT: 9937

I hope he stops posting.

Are you 2 going to start arguing again?

ORIGINAL: alijay034

Are you 2 going to start arguing again?

It wasn' t really an argument. It was me pwning his nub ass.

I hope he gets banned just after his 9999th post.

Maybe he will be presented with one of his own flashing dildo' s?

ORIGINAL: alijay034

Maybe he will be presented with one of his own flashing dildo' s?

Mmmmmm

He' ll change into Adam Doree and reveal his plans to take over Gametrailers
and Gamespot and make everyone dance to the SPace Channel 5 soundtrack.

It' s all about the ratings!

He' ll also bring back Jeff Gerstmann, and share some posts with him.

There are two rules to success:

1. Never tell all you know.

So how come they don' t announce who gets the sex change, is it like a surprise they just show up when you are asleep and BAM! I am sorta sorry for him, but he gets to play with himself all he wants. The only question now is, is he a hot chick?

Wow, so yeah I believe mass told him he needed to change back to Majik, so rather then wait for adam to change it back he decided to make a new one. As you can see it brought his rather severe case of MPD out for all of us to see.

And now for my prediction, Nitro will start a flame war with Majik and end up getting banned and have to start over with Majik.

You can thank Game Junkie actually

Maybe he will be presented with one of his own flashing dildo' s?

Now thats what I want for Christmas!

You can thank Game Junkie actually

I must be a fucking pioneer.

Agent Ghost is my Xbox 360 gamer tag.

ORIGINAL: Duffman

Maybe he will be presented with one of his own flashing dildo' s?

Now thats what I want for Christmas!

It' s easier to get hold of a Wii than one of those, they are rarer than rocking horse shit...

BTW Majik / Nitro did you manage to get hold of a Wii in the end?

No. CEX have them used for £300 and you can buy them from eBay new for about £320 (no games), but every highstreet retailer now doesn' t expect any in before January. Kinda sucks but i' m sure i' ll manage. I had my brief " OGM! Super Mario Galaxy is the best game evar!!!" period due to being able to play it on a friends machine, but i' m now not actually that bothered.

I' m currently focusing on my delayed PC right now. It' s going to be another couple of weeks yet

Anyway, are you guys doing anything nice for Christmas?

Not sure what is happening for us over Christmas, my father in law has just had major heart surgery, everything seems to have gone ok, but obviously he will need a fair time to recover, so that has sort of thrown all plans up in the air.

Mind you here is something that may make some of you laugh...My mother in law has just emailed me asking if I can find a Wii console and a good bundle deal for a DS....hmm finding rocking horse shit might be easier, either that or the holy grail.

Anyway, are you guys doing anything nice for Christmas?

On the 24th I do a small thing with my immediate family and Grandma. Maybe my Cousin and Aunt from Montreal will come down. We exchange gifts, listent to shitty music and eat a fine meal sometime late in the night. Then we just party. My intentions will be to consume as much whisky as humanly possible. Enough so that I' m still drunk on Christmas, but not enough to die of alcohol poisoning. I also intend on getting everyone else drunk.

On Christmas day itself, I visit my family on my dad' s side. We drive there early in the morning and stay a few days usually. Although this year will probably only be the one day. There' s usually about 12 people. Always the same ones that show up. It' s very tame and kinda boring. They' re too reserved. But I still love going there because I only get to see many of them that one time of year.

I can' t leave the US cause I would lose my one year visa, so I can' t go home. I will figure something out though.

Anyway, are you guys doing anything nice for Christmas?

Working, hooray!

He dies.

He dies.

Yay!

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!

Anyway, are you guys doing anything nice for Christmas?

Meh, dealing with the family. Celebratin' mah boufday. ( and , respectively)

I' m not the biggest fan of most of my family, but the advantage in this is that they don' t know, nor do they go out of their way to really get to know me, so they make up for that by giving me a bit of money a piece for Christmas/my birthday.

I' ve got a huge Polish family on one side, and a smaller, but better-off financially Welsh/Irish/Brit family on the other side, so I' m certainly in a better mood than when I usually see them.

In truth though, my major wintertime holiday isn' t Christmas, it' s New-Years. I' m celebrating at my girlfriends place this year, along with my brother, Torr, & some of his family. Playing cards, watching bad movies, gaming, life is good.

Ok so like Eddie said New Years will be a blast, but Christmas eve I have the family thing on my mom' s side(lots of hick country folk) and sometimes we go to my dad' s side on Christmas day(lots of very obese people fighting over food and who gets to play video games) Other then that i plan on playing a lot of 360 during my break and spending sometime with Eddie and my other best friend(aka Eddie' s girlfriend). Maybe we can pull of a full group of 9 kikizo people and play for awhile.

Torr, ...am i right in saying that you never had an original Xbox?

Did you have a PS2 or Gamecube?

Which was your first generation?

Yeah no xbox man, just a ps2, which was sadly my first generation that I owned. Up until I got my ps2 we had had computers for almost as long as I can remember. Why do you ask?

You had that PS2 before anybody I knew though. Way before it became anywhere near affordable.

I remember calling around that winter and having floor managers worried that there wouldn' t be units in for over 4 months.

Nitro are you ever going to tell me why you asked if I ever had an original xbox and what generation I started in?

ORIGINAL: Torr

Nitro are you ever going to tell me why you asked if I ever had an original xbox and what generation I started in?

Nope.

9999 bitches!

I' m not posting again now until Adam changes my level to ' Sith Lord'

Now that he has changed it your post that gets you to 10,000 either has to be really awesome or really lame. Either way kudos on being a sith lord.

Go for Nitro! do it! do it now!

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!

All hail the mighty Sith Lord