Pepsi just gave Coke a smackdown

now what bitches huh huh? Pepsi owns yo bitch ass now!
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Honestly I much prefer the more refreshing taste of pepsi products of the dryer feel of Cokes...

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Fed Ex vs. UPS!

Terry Bogard - currently the most Unhelpful member of the Kikizo forums.

Personally I much prefer the exhilarating taste of Coca-Cola compared to the sugary sweet taste of Pepsi.

When I was addicted to cola I couldn' t drink anything else than Coca-Cola.
But then I decided to quit drinking the crap and a while later I drank a glass and realised that it doesn' t taste very good at all compared to stuff like Pepsi. And Pepsi isn' t as addictive as Coca-cola even though the taste is better so I really prefer Pepsi.

I prefer the *CULINARY BUZZWORD* tasting Diet Pepsi to the not-so *CULINARY BUZZWORD* taste of Diet Coke.

But pure sugar-cane cola owns both of their asses. We' ve got a place around here that makes the stuff & packages it in glass bottles (for 10x sex appeal), for those days you can' t get the Mexican Coke at the local MexiMart.

When I worked at a stockroom. I opened the door for both Pepsi and Coke (and signed for them), I did the same for UPS and FED EX for that matter. Actually I would say ATS and Purolator is the counterpart to UPS, FED EX is more like Xpress mail. Anyways, these ***ers all know eachother. They always joke around, at least the ones I knew did.

It' s rare that they both arrive at the same time but in one instance where they did they joked around about the rivalry between the two companies.

After exchangiong a few jabs.

The Coke guy said to me, I don' t know how people drink that shit (refering to Pepsi).

The Pepsi guy said. *** off asshole, Pepsi is better than that coloured piss you sell.

I was laughing for 20 minutes after that one

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Next up:

Fed Ex vs. UPS!

UPS would be seriously outclassed.



I seriously doubt these guy were arguing about the product. More than likely it was a delivery time thing, if it had anything to do with work at all.

Side note: As a Pepsi employee, it' s actually against company policy for me to smack talk Coke (in public, anyway). Not like it would matter, Pepsi knows that they' re #2 worldwide...it' s even in the orientation video.

Plus, Coke kicks ass.

I like pepsi better.

Side note: As a Pepsi employee, it' s actually against company policy for me to smack talk Coke (in public, anyway).

Is it really?

lol, those guys take the rivalry waaaaay too seriously.

UPS drivers are required to work 10 hour days and make only right turns, so they' d be too worn out in a fight with FedEx drivers who all totally PWN J00.

The best is the Canpar guy. I don' t think you guys even have Canpar.

The place I worked at was always locked up. Everytime I opened the door I had to unlock it, and there was only one set of keys. So if I wasn' t holding the keys I had to chase after the person that had them. In one case where I didn' t have the keys, by the time I was able to grab them and open the door the guy he looked irritated and said:

" Pouquoi c' est toute barrée comme ca? Tabarnac, c' est pas Fort Nox ici!"

Translation: Why is it locked up like this? Mother fucker*, this isn' t Fort Nox!

*Tabarnac has no english counterpart. It' s kinda like " bloody hell" , " shit" and " Fukk" wrapped into one. It' s a fun word.


lol

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I would have beaten him up just for speaking French!

When I was a kid I thought Coke was a more sugary version of Pepsi, but other than being sweeter I thought both tasted pretty much the same. Now I' m tempted to do another taste test of both products...

One question I do have for those who work for Coke and Pepsi; Are there any Coke machines in Pepsi' s break rooms and are there any Pepsi machines in Coke' s break rooms? ;)

Terry Bogard - currently the most Unhelpful member of the Kikizo forums.

ORIGINAL: Terry Bogard
One question I do have for those who work for Coke and Pepsi; Are there any Coke machines in Pepsi' s break rooms and are there any Pepsi machines in Coke' s break rooms? ;)

Nope, all Pepsi in the Pepsi break room. Bastards make us buy it too
It' s only $0.25, but still.
Then again, if they gave it away people would probably show up with coolers.

Then again, if they gave it away people would probably show up with coolers.

I' d do it anyway, then resale it for $.75

Does Pepsi mean anything or does the name relate to something?

It' s named after the digestive enzyme pepsin. Coca-Cola is more interesting.

http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/cocaine.asp

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Dr Pepper > Everything! FACT!

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Dr Pepper > Everything! FACT!

I was afraid someone would mention that horrible drink. I' d rather suck dick than drink that crap. Unless the dick has been dipped Dr Pepper of course.

I was afraid someone would mention that horrible drink. I' d rather suck dick than drink that crap. Unless the dick has been dipped Dr Pepper of course.

lol

Barq' s>Everything else>Dr Pepper>Dick

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*Ahem

Barqs>Diet Rite>Everything Else>Doctor Pepper>Dick>The New Diet Dew