and right after snake goes throwing up is ... well stupid ,
Erm... you could get Snake to throw up all you wanted in MGS3. You just went into the camo viewer & spun him around. You left the menu & he ralphed.
i don' t like that. also , snake catching the soldier balls
If you' re a man, you' ve been hit in the boys before. It' s an incapacitating feeling at best. Can you suggest a better way to stun somebody in a hand to hand fight?
and why the hell would snake' s hand go right on the statue' s dick...
Because Kojima was relying on a social taboo of genitals being grodie & to cover them up to get a cheap laugh. Hell, it worked for me.
some ideas are just plain stupid and break the classy metal gear, making snake spining inside a barrel to hit the enemies
So what you' re saying is that knocking somebody over with an oil drum is far less " classy" than sneaking up behind somebody in a 3 foot high cardboard box?
Or aiming your handgun at a soldier' s nuts to get his dog tags?
Or having a soda straw and careful camera angles cover up Raiden' s naughty bits?
Or using bees as a lethal weapon?
Or using a laser mic to listen in on a soldier having diarrhea?
Or distracting your enemies with porno mags?
The series as a whole has never taken itself too seriously. There' s a subtle underlying outrageousness that makes the MGS games fun, it gives them definition as a series.
I mean, look at some of that footage that was just posted. Any normal human being would see Snake standing 3 feet off to the right of them. People have perhipheral vision, we' d notice something like that. He would have turned & shot snake twice in the chest & once in the head. End of story. But that wouldn' t be any fun. It' s far more entertaining if you sneak up to them, throw them to the ground and frisk them for items and weapons.
All of that stuff needs to be taken with a grain of salt. The game is amazing, partly so because of it' s sick & twisted sense of humor.