Idiots Shouldn' t Get Fireworks

Now while I feel bad for this woman' s children, she looked right at the top of the lit firework before it blew her up.

Why do all the idiots come to Michigan? Maybe they' d all cut it off if they' d make fireworks legal over here, less of an illegal interest to morons maybe.

Why do all the idiots come to Michigan?

Thats nothing, this kid that lives maybe 50 miles away from me was decapitated by a roman candle

Really? Wow, uh, I reject my prior reality & substitute Cheif' s.

It happened 2 years ago when the kid was holding a roman candle, he helled right in front of him with both hands and it back fired into his face

...Right now Im trying to see if I can find a news article about it

Thats nothing, this kid that lives maybe 50 miles away from me was decapitated by a roman candle

It happened 2 years ago when the kid was holding a roman candle, he helled right in front of him with both hands and it back fired into his face

Natural selection at it' s finest. Imagine his youlogy: What can we say about the kid that points a missile at his face? Well at least he won' t have kids.

Life can be fucked up, you have to be on your toes all the time, one moment of stupidity or unawareness can change everything.

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Imagine his youlogy

Ok, either you misspelled " eulogy" or youtube has started doing eulogies.
(which actually might be kinda cool...)


BTW, if you visit www.darwinawards.com and search fireworks you' ll get some pretty interesting stories.