Thierry Henry signs himself to Barcelona.

It' s all over the papers (I should know, I am a paper boy :p), Henry has signed himself to Barcelona. They have made a four year deal with him.

An uncle of mine might not be best pleased, as he is an Arsenal supporter.

I' m not surprised at all. There was alot of speculation that Henry would go. Arsenal had a 2 poor seasons. The current Arsenal squad is very inexperienced and on very poor form.

No offense, but what the hell are you talking about?

No offense, but what the hell are you talking about?

Soccer.

Thierry Henry is a famous French striker who used to play for London club Arsenal but has now signed for Barcelona.

Ahhhhh. I figured it had something to do with Soccer/Football, I just wasn' t sure what exactly.

Soccer is one of my favourite sports, but Gaelic Football is definitely my favourite closely followed be Hurling and soccer.

They' re all good, especially hurling, but hacky-sack dominates all. Do they have hacky-sack in Ireland Duff?

I think hacky-sack went out of fashion years ago in the UK.

Barcelona have been trying to sign Henry for ages, but for him he' s going from a club where he was top dog to one where the existing forward line consists of Ronaldinho, Eto' o and Messi. Basically its come out best for Arsenal, they get £16M for a guy who hasn' t cut it for the last 18 months, is 31 and is almost perpetually injured now, and they can go and spend the dosh on a striker who fits in with their current team ethic.

Is 29 and was the golden boot winner the season prior to this, he was injured this season, which was his only bad season for us, no Arsenal didn' t get the best of the deal, once agins the board have sold an asset for next to nothing.

Oh just in case you wanted to argue about his age.

Full name Thierry Daniel Henry
Date of birth August 17, 1977 (1977-08-17) (age 29)
Place of birth Paris, France
Height 1.88 m (6 ft 2 in)

He is still in his prime.

What is this " current team ethic?" He wanted to win, the team wanted to win, we lost 4 or 5 key players to injury and the rest of the squad were too inexperienced. The players out were: Gallas,Van Persie,Henry,Ljunberg,Rosicky. Plus we lost Walcott just as he was starting to look worth the money, that coupled with the stupidity of a certain Howard Webb in the Carling cup and us loosing Adebayor and Toure because of it, and you' ll find it was a tough season for Arsenal, one of the toughest in quite a few years. He has gone because of Dein' s resignation and the fact that there is instability in the higher eschelons of the club...You can blame Mr Kroenke for that.

Oh just in case you wnated to argue about his age.

Yeah? Well I wanna argue!!!!!

About?

Do they have hacky-sack in Ireland Duff?

It was never really that popular here.