I HATE BEES 2!

Yeah, um, hoax or not, this is really freaking weird.

Mmmmmmkay then. It appears to be a bizzare sort of " alternate reality game" , with MENSA like puzzles throughout the page (find out the answer! No you don' t get a question!!!).

It doesn' t appear to have anything to do with Halo 3, but there' s what I think is a shoutbox on the homepage that' s talking about Halo 3 nonstop. Weird eh?

I' m confused and scared at the same time.

BEEEEESSSSZZZ!!!! I HATE EM' !!!! I HATES ' EM SO MUCH!!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD YA LITTLE YELLOW BUZZING MONSTERS!!!! I' LL CHOKE YOU ALL WITH YOUR OWN STINGERS YOU HARPOON WIELDING DEVILS!!!! JUST TRY AND SEDUCE ME WITH YOUR EMPTY PROMISES OF HONEY!!!! I REPLACED IT WITH GELIGNITE WHILE YOU WERE ASLEEP!!!! BOOOM!!!! A-HAHAHAHAHA!! AH-HAHAHA-HA!!! AHA!!! AHA!!! AHA!!!



HA!!!


(BTW, not a Halo fan, but I can' t turn down a good ARG.)

What the fun was that?

So now I no longer love bees. I hate bees. I was working on a friend' s yard for him this morning, tearing down a fence near his garage, and just as I rip the last part of the fence down, to I realise that I' ve been gouging into a hornet' s nest with my crowbar. 8 or 9 of the little buggers fly out, and turn my left arm into a human pincushion.

It' s been 2 hours, and I' ve had a constant ice-pack & histamine-blocker regimine going, but there' s about 8 of them, & they' re all about the size of half-dollars. Methinks I' m going to have to get some medical attention soon.[:' (]

I didn' t end up heading in to see the doc, they stopped getting bigger after they reached about quarter-size, & continued to go down throughout the evening. Still hurts like the devil though.

It' s all part of M$ Viral Campaign for Halo 3, just like ilovebees for Halo 2.

- Phoenix|Slash
- A.K.A. HumpY...Gimme' A Leg

It' s all part of M$ Viral Campaign for Halo 3, just like ilovebees for Halo 2.

Eddie getting gangstung by angry hornets is part of M$' s campaign?! I guess that' s the risk you run when you register your Gamercard profile as " underground" -- anything goes.

I always find it a bit funny that they ban you for having multiple accounts, & they have a no-tolerance rule on any outside manipulation of games, they ban anybody who gets too high of a kill/death ratio, and yet they have an underground section.

I' m on the underground section because I' m not family friendly and I' m too worked up when I play online to be recreational.

Yeah... I couldn' t really find a classification that suited me. I' m really competitive but not interested in trash talking behind the anonymity of the internets. I haven' t noticed that the classifications have much bearing on who you get matched up with, anyhow.

I' m immune to viral marketing. I don' t get it, nor do I care.

They' re not swollen now, but they' ve turned into 3 inch diameter rashes.

I think I was stung by a Red-Steckled Elbermung, & not a hornet as I originally thought.