What if...

I don' t remember this being done before, so I thought I would do it.

Anywhooo, the rules are simple:

Someone posts a completely random question, for example: What if the world was flat?

Then the next person answers that question and posts their own.

So I' ll start:

What if George Bush was God?

The human race as we no it would be oil craved arse holes who couldnt pronounce the word nuclear if their life depended on it.

What if poor people were really super rich and just hiding it?

then I would go around and steal fropm the poor. and give to the rich!what if Kikizo caught fire?

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!

then I would go around and steal fropm the poor. and give to the rich!what if Kikizo caught fire?

We dont need no water let the motherfucking burn motherfucker! (no offence)


What if all girls would instantly say yes to having sex with you, even at the very first second you met them!

We would have a huge baby boom and stds would run rampantly across the world.

What if people really saw stuff differently, such as one person seeing the color orange as green, and they thought they were right, but you couldnt explain a color to them and everyone was really really confused

Then traffic would be murder and rainbows would be worshipped.

What if dolphins started their own underwater civilisation?

***flyingsaucersdisguisedasmushrooms***
***mushroomsinvadingfromouterspace***

" What if dolphins started their own underwater civilisation?"

They already do have underwater civilizations, infact they' ve been conspiring with cows for decades, you read that right I said cows. And I don' t know about you but I don' t like the sight of this:



What if someone offered you your dream job in another continent away from family and friends?

What if someone offered you your dream job in another continent away from family and friends?

Depends what continent. If it were somewhere nice in Europe, Asia, or Australia, then i' d probably take it. But then again it could be somewhere like Ethiopia in Africa [:' (]

What if a person put side mirrors on themselves so they could see the people behind them?

Then it would be harder for me to kidnap their babies and sell them on eBay.

What if red wine replaced Coke and Pepsi at all local restaurants?

American children would be drunk as well as obese.

You didnt ask a question eddie! So ill make one up for you.

What if everyone' s genetalia got reversed?

Sorry, had to run off.

What if my genetalia got reversed? That' d make me a playa' !

What if every governmental sex-scandal was taped & forcibly distributed to movie theaters?

Then there would be more people throwing up in theaters.


What if.............?

What if a parallel universe was a reality and there was an alternate version of you, what would you be like?

I' d be getting more action.

What if all the grains of sand in the world turned into shrunken heads?

I dont think anyone would really notice, but then people who did wouldnt go on the beach and it wouldnt be as crowded

What if everything you touched turned to plastic?

I' d masturbate a lot less.


What if all current religions were wrong, and the ancient Romans were right?

What if I let my little brother borrow my xbox 360 and the next morning I get it back and 3 red lights appear when I turn it on?

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

I guess your little brother would get a kicking. What if somebody answered nekkid monkeys religion question?

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!

Then kikizo wouldnt pay attention to it at all and they would just keep on moving

What if.... cats and dogs could breed?

ORIGINAL: Silentbomber

I guess your little brother would get a kicking. What if somebody answered nekkid monkeys religion question?

He' s lucky it is his birthday.

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

What if all current religions were wrong, and the ancient Romans were right?

Meh, whatever. With the way religion and politics are strung together in our country, the whole roman eye-for-an-eye theory might make sense. Just so long as I don' t have to live in one nation under Zeus.

What if I have Dissociative Identity Disorder?

ORIGINAL: nekkid_monkey

What if I have Dissociative Identity Disorder?

Then I could keep this thread alive all by myself.


What if this post wasn' t so lame?