Drunken Bear

This would make a good commerical:

Bear drinks 36 cans of favorite beer

BAKER LAKE, Wash. (AP) — Rain-eeeeer .... Bear? When state Fish and Wildlife agents recently found a black bear passed out on the lawn of Baker Lake Resort, there were some clues scattered nearby — dozens of empty cans of Rainier Beer.

The bear apparently got into campers' coolers and used his claws and teeth to puncture the cans. And not just any cans.

" He drank the Rainier and wouldn' t drink the Busch beer," said Lisa Broxson, bookkeeper at the campground and cabins resort east of Mount Baker.

Fish and Wildlife enforcement Sgt. Bill Heinck said the bear did try one can of Busch, but ignored the rest.

" He didn' t like that (Busch) and consumed, as near as we can tell, about 36 cans of Rainier."

A wildlife agent tried to chase the bear from the campground but the animal just climbed a tree to sleep it off for another four hours.

It' s not that he doesn' t like Busch beer, he just doesn' t like anything sounding like it' s related to President Bush.

LOL!

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LOL

President Bush: " I HEARD that DaRoosh! Expect NO tax breaks mister!"

ya it is some funny news and i think i saw the news of this on tv a few nights ago.

Heh, nice. Funny though, 36 cans of beer would probably kill me.

President Bush: " I HEARD that DaRoosh! Expect NO tax breaks mister!"

What tax breaks? The money we were mailed was money we were already supposed to get. We just got it early...big deal!

Bottom line: The bear' s gonna vote Democratic this time around...

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Heh, nice. Funny though, 36 cans of beer would probably kill me.

You have to remember, the bear drank US beer. Unlike the English beer and the Canadian beer, US beer doesn' t have any alchohol.

lol only in America, nothing interesting like that ever happens over here

Well of course! You still have a queen and a prince. And they are pretty boring people. They will not allow super exciting and spectacular things like bears drinking beer to happen.

ORIGINAL: Joe Redifer

Well of course! You still have a queen and a prince. And they are pretty boring people. They will not allow super exciting and spectacular things like bears drinking beer to happen.

....... I saw a bear in a zoo once.... does that count as exciting?

No.

ORIGINAL: Joe Redifer

No.

Awwww

Not only do you not get to have any fun, but you have an English accent! What do you have to say for yourself?

ORIGINAL: Joe Redifer

Not only do you not get to have any fun, but you have an English accent! What do you have to say for yourself?

" I' ll have a martini. Shaken, not stirred"

Sounds like a discussion between Rambo and 007 (James Bond)...

The English deserve our respect...they are, in fact, one of the originators of our (USA) lifestyle. (take a drink here)

We deserve respect, because we have had to help big brother (UK) out in the past...that' s what family does... (take another drink here)

Now, if big brother gets in little brother' s way...that' s a different story...Booyaah!!!(this is where the bar fight begins!)

In the end, we (USA) cannot live without our UK bretheren...they bring good things to life... (everyone take a big drink here!)

As for Canadians, when was the last time we needed horses to deliver battlefield armor? (no, just kidding)

Americans love what the Canadians have brought to our lifestyle...sometimes I think they live the lifestyle better than we do!

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Canada is an awesome, beautiful, friendly country. The only reason we moved to the States was the money. Canada' s dollar is only worth .76 cents, which sucks the big one!

The £ P4WN5 J00 4LL!!!!!111oneone!!!11eleven