.....anything

I' ve resurrected Hitler and he lives in my basement...

So, I unfroze Walt Disney

I have a 3 hour C Programming exam tomorrow......... I' m screwed!

Lol, Your like the first person to try to make this thread work

How about I woke up this morning only to find out I got married yesterday!

ORIGINAL: alijay034

How about I woke up this morning only to find out I got married yesterday!

Ouch!

is she hot??... female right???... at least human????

is she hot?? ... female right??? ... at least human????

I think there' s a story behind this, but I don' t want to know.


" How about I woke up this morning only to find out I got married yesterday!"


Congratulations.

Yes she is hot (in my eyes), yes she is female, and yes she is Human.

Thanks Ghost

ORIGINAL: alijay034

Yes she is hot (in my eyes), yes she is female, and yes she is Human.

Thanks Ghost

Are you for fucking real???, i was just joking, sweet god then you really got married??? ho lord have mercy.

Yep got the ring and everything.

How about I woke up this morning only to find out I got married yesterday!

Congratulations.







I made a complete fucking balls of my Programming exam! Oh well I guess thats what repeats are for.............

Sorry to hear that Duffman, like you said though at least you have another chance.

thanks for the congrats.

and how does it feels???, ho god i cant even come to imagine, it sure takes alot of balls to marry someone no matter how hot she is, my girlfriend is georgeous and funny but i just can think about getting married.


PD. Congratulations for having so much balls

Wanna here the romantic story on how I got engaged?

how about watching the romantic story of how you got engaged in a new brand comic series???


just joking, do tell

O how I wish I had the time to keep drawing. Maybe later tho. Anyhow here' s my story:

SO me and a friend are out roaming the city. The good parts of the city like Deja Vu and Sinners and the bad parts of the city like the street corner with the fugly hooker. Anyhow its a decent enough evening but around 4am the city pretty much closes down.

A place called sexworld is open 24/7 and despite its name its not only for lonly perv but a nice place to kill time. Upon entering, the first thing I spotted was a classmate from way back when. She was behind a class wall with a sign that read $20 Bra and Panties Show, $40 No Bra/ Panties, $80 Completly nude. I went into mild shock over the sight, so much so I had drop $40 just to calm myself. Anyways I watched her play with some toys while we caught up on things. 30 minutes went by before I realized my friend was gone.

I shopped around for a bit and asked the clerk if he seen where my fridn had gone. He was outside lighting up a cig. So I went and made a quick purchase of this crazy looking " Hooka" (for display only I swear) and went to meet up with my friend.

When I got out there he was talking to come bum looking chick about who knows what. Soon he asked me if I could give her and her friend a ride. Her friend being another crackheaded bum looking fuck. I was in a real good mood and a bit drunk as well. Plus I' m easily convincible sadly. So I agreed for some stupid ass reason. But I was to sit in the back with crackhead 1 while the other sat up front wiht my friend who would be driving.

This situation was shady to begin with and just got worse over time. Luckily I keep 2 replica guns in my car. One on the driver side door the other in thebackseat passenger side door. That fact kept me calm. Anyways we drove off to soem fucked up part of town where I began to realize my friend was looking to score some crack. This more then anythign pissed me off since for one thing this was my fuckn car. I had to crackheads one a dealer and a coke addled friend in the worst part of the city. I kept my cool and kept my hand on gun next to me (out of sight of course).

The deal goes down I just want the fuckers out. We head behind a gas station into a alley way to drop these 2 off. However, they insist my friend owes them more money. Instead my friend offers them some of the crack. Tensions rise and things get loud. I step in and say fuck it I' ll pay the extra money. I went into the gas station took out the cash and went back to the car. Where apparently the yelling was getting worse. I gave them the money and told them to get the fuck out of my car.

They asked to be dropped off. Fine I said. However my now crack induced frined was still behind the wheel and he insisted on driving. I barly had the door open before he started driving. I quickly dove inside. A things somehwo got worse.

My friend thought it to be a good idea to scare the shit out of our passengers whilst at the same time tryin to get the attention of th cops in order to claim we were being held up. To do this he decided going 100mph in city streets hitting all the red lights, weaving between cars, taking suicide turns, and hauling ass on the sidewalks. The crack head up front went to swing at my friend, but I quickly restrained him and held him back while the drving commenced.

It came to a screeching stop finally when one of the tired blew out sending us sliding a good distance. The 2 bums jumped out and took off. My friend grabbed a metal bar and went after them. I jumped out and went after him. I caught up and tackled him before he could bludgen the 2 fuck ups to death. I dragged him back to my car threw him in the back told him to calm the fuck down while I got the car of the road.

With the wheel scraping I managed to making to a fairly open area. Where we replaced the tire. Looked at some of the body damage. And then I listened to him apology endlessly while I drove him home and dropped him off.

Tired hung over and full of rage I decided I needed some sanity restored into me. I noticed it was 8am by this time and that was the same time my girl started work. I hauled ass over there ran to the counter she was at and proposed right then and there.

And thats how it all went down. I do wish I was a better writer but this will have to surmise for now. IM now very pissed at my friend, annoyed to no end that no cop did see any of this go on (releived at the same time since it wouldve just been another hassle), but happy as fuck to finally have broke down and opened my eyes to the fact I love this girl.

Holy... WTF??!!

Sorry to hear that Duffman, like you said though at least you have another chance.

Thanks. Its my own fault though. If I wasn' t such a lazy bastard and actually did some study I would have passed it.

I know what you mean, I foolishly signed up to do the MCSA, having already completed MCSE and CCNA, thought it would be a breeze, but I just can' t get the motivation to do it at the moment.

I haven' t posted in a while as my damn broadband was down for 5 days and I was doing college exams. Finished now for the summer. Did you miss me? Stupid question! Of course you all missed me!!!

Who the hell are you?

ya rly

"If you knew how good I am you would think I'm modest."

I can write another badly written factual story about me again!

go on!

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!

Well your last one was entertaining enough. If you have more, keep them coming.

Who the hell are you?

I' m the the most awesome Irish person here!! Yeah you heard me Silent!!

IrishFight!!!

Throw in some Guinness and I' ll be there.

No time for a story but heres some pictures:

Good Friends or at least they were til I dissappeared into obscurity:

Ahg if only she didn' t smoke so damn much:


Ex-Girlfriends YAAAY!

heheheeheheheh...




And all I got left to show for it all is my war torn self...did I say war i meant whore torn. Muahahahahaha...no nevermind they nice girls.

Nice story MassX.
This thread is actually good, i will try to get some pics to make a story to entertain you all.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

IrishFight!!!

Throw in some Guinness and I' ll be there.

Kikizo will supply the Guinness. Please Adam!

Kikizo only supplies Peppermint Schnapps.

Peppermint Schnapps.

[:' (][:' (]

Pst I bet Kikizo likes too put those bug umbrellas in their drinks.

And those rather fetching twisty straws as well?

The see-through green ones with Shrek on the ends? Yeah.