Jaffe hates Joystiq...

The creator of god of war is angry on joystiq for trashing his new Arcade game for Ps3.

" TO THE LAME ASS WEBSITE THAT SHALL GO UNNAMED- F*ck you, guys. Go fuck yourselves. What other developer makes a f*cking change to a game when a review (IGN' s in this case) has a good, valid point and is willing to open the f*cking code up at the risk of more bugs to make the game better? Amazing.But hey, you guys are great, you guys rock. I hope Kotaku f*cking puts your ass out of business, wanna be f*cktards. And if you were actual journalists you would have read the motherf*cking quote I posted on NEOGAF where I said because of the two bugs we needed to fix (not because I was afraid of the bargin bin) we had a window of opp. to fix the magnet problem. Assholes...total f*cking assholes."

Even if you break 2 legs from a crab it still runs!
What you gotta do is find its weak spot and do massive damage at it.

And the name of his new arcade game is?

If the Wii was only capable of 480i, it would have to be deinterlace it. - Emotep

Learn to use proper English. - Emotep

I have an American kid failing Geography. - Emotep

Calling out all cars or something like it.

Joystiq has said he is like a crybaby-girlie who protect his little doll.

Fuck joystiq.com!

I hate gaming journalist,they are digusting.

Even if you break 2 legs from a crab it still runs!
What you gotta do is find its weak spot and do massive damage at it.

That game sounds like ass.

It' s funny how 99% of the time you can tell when a game is going to be shit just by the game' s title. If they' re too fucking retarded to come up with a good name, you know they' re too retarded to actually make a good game.

If the Wii was only capable of 480i, it would have to be deinterlace it. - Emotep

Learn to use proper English. - Emotep

I have an American kid failing Geography. - Emotep

It actually looks like an intense little multiplayer arcade game if you check out the videos. The real name is " Calling All Cars."

Yeah and it is a very stupid name.

If the Wii was only capable of 480i, it would have to be deinterlace it. - Emotep

Learn to use proper English. - Emotep

I have an American kid failing Geography. - Emotep

apparently has only 4 tracks and 3 weapons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yV30dalQ20

Wtf is this? This game looks really annoying.

Yeah thats shitty

If the Wii was only capable of 480i, it would have to be deinterlace it. - Emotep

Learn to use proper English. - Emotep

I have an American kid failing Geography. - Emotep

I cant believe the creator of GoW made that. Does this just mean that GOW was just luck and that this guy really cant do anything right?

A lot of places gave it good reviews, so excuse me if I take their advice before that of some members of a forum.

For once I agree with Quez on something.

It' s funny how 99% of the time you can tell when a game is going to be shit just by the game' s title

So what should it be called? You can' t rag on something if you have nothing better to offer.

edit to add to post -

I cant believe the creator of GoW made that. Does this just mean that GOW was just luck and that this guy really cant do anything right?

He made twisted metal as well, which a lot of members here and many reviewers worldwide liked, including myself.

Why is it that so many people want to hate on this game? It' s a cheap downloadable game that focuses on playing with friends online or off. A lot of people have liked it so far, and they' ve actually played the game, unlike anyone who has posted so far.

Is Nintendo the only company/developer that is allowed to make simple, fun, cartoony looking games without getting flamed for it?

Stfu Dagashi.

If the Wii was only capable of 480i, it would have to be deinterlace it. - Emotep

Learn to use proper English. - Emotep

I have an American kid failing Geography. - Emotep

You are about the last guy I would ever take advice from. Beaten out only by religious fundamentalists.

Suckers can' t recognize a hardcore arcade game when they see one!

That looks annoying as hell.

He also made mickey mania or whatever its called, its one of the best games i' ver played.

Its basically a 2d plattformer with Mickey and each level is taken from one of his movies and it gos from his first film in 1928 and end in the latest movie in 1990.

And yes the quality in the screen is worse the older the episode the level is taken from.

Even if you break 2 legs from a crab it still runs!
What you gotta do is find its weak spot and do massive damage at it.

GOW is shit, made for skil-less white boys, to think they are good at games.. Japanese games like NGB, DMC kill it.

Currently playing:
Korg DS 10 (ds) /  Metal Slug 7 (ds)
Rhythm Heaven (ds) /  Fire Emblem (ds)
Super Stardust HD (psn) /  Virtua Fighter 5 (360)
FSX (P

Quez u have a liking for shit games!!

Mickey Mania was total garbage, especially compared to SEGA of Japan' s ' Castle of Illusion' or ' world of Illusion' ..

Currently playing:
Korg DS 10 (ds) /  Metal Slug 7 (ds)
Rhythm Heaven (ds) /  Fire Emblem (ds)
Super Stardust HD (psn) /  Virtua Fighter 5 (360)
FSX (P

It was a very good game for its time ffs.

Even if you break 2 legs from a crab it still runs!
What you gotta do is find its weak spot and do massive damage at it.

ORIGINAL: Virtua fighter 5

GOW is shit, made for skil-less white boys, to think they are good at games.. Japanese games like NGB, DMC kill it.

The combat in Devil May Cry and Ninja Gaiden is " superior" , and requires actual " skill" , especially on the harder difficulty levels, but as an overall experience i' d probably take God of War II over the others. The story and character progression is far better and more of a focus than in the other games.

God of War is easily my favorite Sony developed franchise. It' s epic, and the 2nd game completely destroys the 1st in terms of scale and " badass-ness"

From a combat perspective Devil May Cry is the deeper game, but Ninja Gaiden gives a better sense of accomplishment when you complete a level, kill a boss or whatever. God of War on the otherhand is an easier game and it' s not as balanced or as deep but it' s definitely " fun" .

God of War II is graphically better than DMC3 and Ninja Gaiden, it' s as long as Ninja Gaiden and has more of an atmosphere. If i was forced to choose between playing just the one i' d probably choose God of War II, even though i adore Ninja Gaiden.

But then i don' t have a stupid elite-ist attitude towards games and gaming platforms, i play these different games for the vastly different experiences and note that all three are flawed and all three have amazing qualities.

Fortunately i can play all three as i own both next-gen platforms. Now if Capcom would hurry up and re-affirm DMC for PSP i' ll be covered for all three series' on handhelds too.

His name is Jaffe not Jeff, show some respect!
I don' t care about crap like GOW, but he IS a genius because he created friggin Twisted Metal!!! Now THAT is gold!

but he IS a genius because he created friggin Twisted Metal!!! Now THAT is gold!

Twisted Metal sucked after 2. Now excuse me while I go grab my flame-proof suit.

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

Black was awesome and Head-On isn' t bad either.

I know his name.
But please I can' t stand to write Jaf...fuck it,you seen stargate?
If you' ve then you know why the name needs to be forgotten.

Even if you break 2 legs from a crab it still runs!
What you gotta do is find its weak spot and do massive damage at it.

Jaffa Cake?

He' d have a lot more credibility if he didn' t use the word f*** in every sentence. He sounds like an emotional middle-schooler on MySpace.

I love Twisted Metal & God of War, but c' mon now. That wasn' t standing your ground. That was making yourself look like an idiot in front of the entire gaming community at large.

Jaffe' s only notable works have been Twisted Metal, Twisted Metal: World Tour, Twisted Metal: Black and God of War.

God of War has been outdone in every sense by it' s sequel, which was handled by Cory Balrog, not David Jaffe.

Jaffe is a moron and Calling All Cars looks lame. I just hope Balrog does God of War 3 and not Jaffe...

Cory Balrog

What a pimpin' last name!

You have disturbed the Balrog' s slumber!!

ORIGINAL: Virtua fighter 5

Quez u have a liking for shit games!!

Mickey Mania was total garbage, especially compared to SEGA of Japan' s ' Castle of Illusion' or ' world of Illusion' ..

What did I always tell you. Quez is insane.

He likes the shittiest games.

If the Wii was only capable of 480i, it would have to be deinterlace it. - Emotep

Learn to use proper English. - Emotep

I have an American kid failing Geography. - Emotep

ORIGINAL: Eddie_the_Hated

Cory Balrog

What a pimpin' last name!

With the sliiiight difference that he' s called Barlog ;) It sounds so alike so it' s easy to get confused. I had to check again because of it, hehe. It' s kind of a given to link it to other stuff :P

I never played TM:Black because 3 left a taste in my mouth that made me want to kill kittens.

I dont want to celebrate, I want to sell you hate.

I didn' t like 3 either. Or the game with the little ones... ummm... Small Brawl was it?
I loooooooved Pocket Fighter though
Never played Virtua Fighter Kids, was that any good?

Twistem Metal Black is awsome, it' s still one of my favorite games.

What is the source of this quote?

Also it' s David Jaffe. Not Jeff.

We interviewed him ourselves two days ago. Publishing it on May 17th.

[muppetize]What is the source of this quote?

Also it' s David Jaffe. Not Jeff.

We interviewed him ourselves two days ago. Publishing it on May 17th. [/muppetize]

ORIGINAL: Adam Doree

What is the source of this quote?

Jaffes blog...

part of me think Jaffe is hyped, seriously, did you ever hear of him before Gow?

Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

Viva La Revolution! erm, I mean Viva La Wii!

Chill pill for Jaffe

*edit* From what little I remember Mickey Mania was an absolute pile of crap - played it on a mates Megadrive. Typical sub-standard platform game from the 16-bit era.

Calling all cars looks like trash, still Jaffe has a point, Joystick IS a pice of dog shit, the game costs just 10 dlls for fucks sakes.