If i were doom guy....

This was a popular topic somehwere. ANyway, question is, what would you do if u were in Doom guy' s shoes?How long do you think you' d survive?

Personally, i dont think i would make it very far. I can handle zombies but demons? uh, do they make man sized diapers?

Dashing through the store,
on a three wheeled shopping cart
sliding across the floor
avoiding kids and pots

Reaching for the games,
and taking out my cash
oh what fun will i have today
before my brain cells crash

HEY!
couldnt fit