...deranged look on his...

face which scare the.....

... gnomes in the tank...

well since this story is still continuing i decided to post the whole story so here is how it goes...

17 years ago, Rampage99 had a bad day. After kissing a guy he wanted some more but no one wanted to kiss him anymore. He felt forsaken, but was persistent in trying to harrass guys by wearing a pink dress and making kissy faces. While packing some fudge he felt the urge to seek out another guy just like him to play Rampage with and make out with while videotaping it all at the nearest motel. One day, Rampage99 found a small, silver container engraved with the words " I brake for men" . He picked it up, pulled his kegs down, and opened the container. Then suddenly a huge puff of smoke appeared. Out jumped a little magic dragon named Puff. Puff was what you thought only a legend could offer, but instead he was as real dragon with a huge greasy zit on his face. Puff thought that by smoking his herbs he would become greater like the legendary Mass-X. He suffered from overdose. Now his ghost haunts Taco Bell' s Women' s Restroom waiting in the toilet " My afterlife friggin sucks!" he thought as he saw a girl starting to reach out from his stash of pot she was the cutest woman with a beard and an adorable little tail. Puff really wanted to run and hide from the girl because she was his sister! But his sister decided to backhand the little s%*&, because he took her favorite bra and never returned it. So whilst wearing the bra he decided to go away from his toilet but that was a sign of pure weakness and so he gave in to his true love of all buy new bras andmatching panty sets. He then saw what he got for this christmas in Fry' s Electronics store A television to watch with all his friends with out being uncomfortably squished around the old his sister' s big hot smelly, sweaty and bouncy toes that she clips into his nose, so he goes and hits his neighbor the hoe breaks as he swings and he went home to play with Joe so he would give what Joe desired most fable,halo2 and a big, fat wedgie. Joe said to his mom get off my back am fine ok so Mom: " That neighbor hoe has got to go " I Love her tho!" she took a step back and kicked him right out of the body holding him together which killed him and tanks apeared in sky Stranger Plot Twist Ensues! They were all pink Joe! We' re coming to the warehouse so that we can play banjos! " im dead" says Joe but you can try Blood squirts her eye as he sinks into her tank, looking for something to eat or someone spook into oblivion Dieing Joe is confused. " I wanna go home" says joe with a deranged look on his face which scare the gnomes in the tank....

wow long story we have created

right out of there....

. A gnome stampede ensues.

They consumed every hoe...

yeah but they were....

full of dirty HIV

His wife will be...

damned if he DOES...

what he really wanted.....

because she never has

time to do what.....

-makes her happiest! Infact..

...she wanted fun with...

while she held a..........

while drinking some cold

anti pregnancy pills to...

" while she held a...while drinking some cold..." plz Anthony, at least be correct in sentence formation. Wrong grammar can make a story boring.

calm here nerves because.....