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This is obviously for publicity, however I truly hope one of those critics is a boxer and knocks Bolls head clear off.

....that reminds me...

....did anyone bother seeing Uwe' s Bloodrayne movie?... ....was it any good??..

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....that reminds me...

....did anyone bother seeing Uwe' s Bloodrayne movie?... ....was it any good??..

Is that supposed to be funny?

...naw man...

......if you like vampires and TX' s, is it worth checking out?....

I heard it was awful. And anything Uwe Boll makes is crap, dont you know that?

...y' know...

...i' d actually never herd of Uwe Boll before coming here..... ...could you give a list of his previous offerings to illustrate his ineptitude?...

The only two I' ve seen are House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark.


I walked out of the theater on House of the Dead.

I got Alone in the Dark out of a bargain bin. It' s on my self right now. I' ve tried to watch it several times, but I can' t make it to the end. It' s too terrible.

I mean, how could this guy know anything about the Alone in the Dark franchise and decide to make a stupid action movie out of it????

...and who the hell keeps giving him money to make movies????????

I remember seeing the previews for Bloodrayne on TV. It looked like made-for-tv quality. I' ve seen sitcoms with a better sense of atmosphere.


Damn, I just looked up his filmography. Sorry Far Cry fans....

He gets money for making crap films, its some sort of German loop hole. Seriously.

" Director Credits:

Bloodrayne (2006), Dungeon Siege (2006), Alone in the Dark (2005), Heart of America: Homeroom (2005), The House of the Dead (2003), Blackwoods (2002), Sanctimony (2000) "

.....is that all?.....

...a thought this dude might of made some well known crap like Charile' s Angels 2 or You' ve got Mail (actually ANY film featuring meg ryan).....

....guy seems like a nobody to me.....

I remember seeing the previews for Bloodrayne on TV. It looked like made-for-tv quality. I' ve seen sitcoms with a better sense of atmosphere.

...so no decent special effects, blood or violence? .....hasn' t it got some pretty big name actors in it too?.... ...what about the TX lady?... ...is she mean??...

He did manage to get Ben Kingsley...how he pulled that is beyond me. Other actors range from avg to lesser known including Michael Madsen (Species, Kill Bill) and Michelle Rodriguez(The Fast and the Furious,Resident Evil).

Its supposed to be heavy in violence and sexual inuendo...but if you need that just go get some goth porn.


Here maybe the only reason to waste time with the movie:

But like I said better off with some goth porn.

ANd heres some info from Wikipedia: Uwe Boll
This is my favorite remark on Boll:

When rumors appeared that Uwe Boll expressed interest in a Metal Gear Solid movie, Metal Gear director Hideo Kojima responded in his audioblog HIDECHAN, " Absolutely not! I don' t know why Uwe Boll is even talking about this kind of thing. We' ve never talked to him. It' s impossible that we' d ever do a movie with him." [7]

...green peppers, eh?...

...yum!...


...Michael Madson is cool anyway... ...Michelle Rodriguez too (she rocked in Resi)... ...does she play a vampire too?... ...i can definitely imagine her as one...

..as for metal gear, there' s only person who should be let anywhere near a film version, and that' s Kijoma-san ofc.....

But like I said better off with some goth porn.

....goth porn?..

..what would you recommend??.....