Mass X
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That Crazy Steve Ballmer...
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Feb 22, 2005 22:19
Coffee? Sooo, is that the atmosphere at Microsoft?
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Joe Redifer
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RE: That Crazy Steve Ballmer...
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Feb 22, 2005 22:38
He seriously needs to be shot. He is trying hard to inject enthusiasm into his company, but he does not realize that he is a bald fat man with no positive personality attributes whatsoever. He acts like a drill sageant but he is way too fat to be taken as one. Did you see how out of breath he got just be running back and forth on the stage a few times? If I were there and sat down (I would have never have stood in the first place) and he asked me " who said ' Sit down?!' " I would have responded " I did, f*ckface!" Somebody please shoot him!
< Message edited by Joe Redifer -- 23 Feb 05 6:40:12 >
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DaRoosh65
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RE: That Crazy Steve Ballmer...
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Feb 23, 2005 06:46
Forget shooting him...
If he has to do too many of these presentations, he will drop dead on his own!
Even Puff the Magic Dragon didn' t breathe THAT hard (or much)!!!
He might have been better received, if he had some young female dancers behind him while he pranced (used loosely) around on stage. He is trying to cater to a young adult (18 to35-ish) crowd, and that would be one good way to accomplish that task.
Maybe next time, Stevie...
Oh, and bring an oxygen tank with you...you seem to need it!
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