just as long as they keep me alive i don' t give a damn about their research.
This was a triumph.
I' m making a note here: Huge Success.
It' s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science,
We do what we must, because we can.
For the good of all of us
(except the ones who are dead.)
But there' s no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive.
I' m not even angry.
I' m being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me;
And tore me to pieces;
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned, it hurt because
I was so happy for you.
Now these points of data make a beautiful line,
And we' re out of beta, we' re releasing on time.
So I' m GLaD. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you' ll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa.
That was a joke. Ha ha, fat chance.
Anyway, this cake is great;
It' s so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking, when there' s science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me glad I' m not you.
I' ve experiments to run, there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me, I am still alive.
I' m doing science and I' m still alive.
I feel fantastic and I' m still alive.
While you' re dying I' ll be still alive.
And when you' re dead I will be still alive.
Still alive, still alive, still alive.
lulz, good times