My toaster is broken, the power is on but it doesn' t get warm so my bread doesn' t get toasted. So I tried to fix it with a fork but the fork broke. I tried to throw it in the trashcan (the fork that is) but I missed and hit the window so the window broke. There was glass everywhere on the floor so I tried to use my vacuum cleaner to clean it up. When I was cleaning I remembered that I' ve heard about people who masturbate with vacuum cleaners, you know, sucking with it. So I tried that but I... uh... got stuck. The whole " package" managed to get inside so I can' t get it out without suffering from severe pain.
So I thought you could help me a bit here:
1. Do you know of any good toaster manufacturers?
2. Do you know the recipe for any dish that doesn' t require forks?
3. If you can' t afford a new window, do you know what else you can put in the hole in the wall?
4. How do I remove my.. uh... stuff that got stuck, from the vacuum cleaner?
5. Do you know any vaccum cleaner manufacturer that makes vacuum cleaners with very weak sucking power... you know... in case I want to... vacuum... stuff...
Thanks in advance
< Message edited by ginjirou -- 27 Jul 07 18:57:26 >