Movie Quote game...' cause i' m bored.

Title is pretty self-explainatory, I think.
Usual rules. Guess the right movie and you can ask the next quote.

Two things:

1.try not to make the quote/movie too obscure for anyone to guess.
2.include the actor. (or the actor that the quote is directed towards)

The point is to keep the game going.


I' ll start with a easy one:

Bruce Willis, " Zed' s dead baby. Zed' s dead."

Pulp Fiction!

Lloyd Bridges: " Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue..."

I Googled the quote and saw the title " Airplane" so I guess that' s the movie.

Mel Gibson : Freeeeeeeeeeeedoooooom!

...you bastard...

Anyhow BraveHeart.

casted as Rodge (real name unknown)" My Johnson' s 12 Inches Long"

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" hoooold it, another tool no mechanic should be without"

" this..this is so unchristian!"

" unchristian? hahah well if the good lord don' t like the way i conduct my business.. then let him say something. let him give me a sign. ooooh lord i' m here and i' m listening!"

now guess where that' s from.. it' s a comedy.. :D

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now guess where that' s from.. it' s a comedy.. :D

Rat Race.

" My Johnson' s 12 Inches Long"

I' m stumped (i don' t mean that like you think i mean it, i mean i can' t figure it out). Mass, give us another quote from the same movie...

I' m stumped (i don' t mean that like you think i mean it, i mean i can' t figure it out). Mass, give us another quote from the same movie...

Yes! That' s the beauty of college these days, Tommy! You can major in Game Boy if you know how to bullshit.

-Jeremy Piven

Old Woman: Can you blow me where the pampers is?

John Favreau: What?

Old Woman: Can you *show* me where the *campus* is?

That' s from PCU.

Rolo was a purse snatcher. My father ran into him off duty, and he shot my father six times and got away clean. No one even knew who he was. I just made the name up to give him some personality.

That should be nice and easy for any google checking cheaters. But seriously guys, if you don' t actually know it, just ask for another quote from the same movie, don' t go check google because that by-passes the entire point of the game!

LA Confidential! The speach Guy Pearce was giving to Kevin Spacey or was it to Russel Crowe...damn now I wanna go pick up that movie. FEAR MY MOVIE KNOWLEDGE! A non googled pure memory answer ...i need to re-build my social life

Helen Hunt : Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you.

haaaa darn somebody got it right!! my quote.. haha i didn' t think nobody would get that. that movie is soo funny in some parts.

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OK.

Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you.

As Good as it Gets?!

I' m giving multiple quotes of the same character from the same film because i' m not giving the character or actors names. If you know film you' ll instantly get this...

Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit but, hey, I' m in a police station

That guy is tense. Tension is a killer. I used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. The baritone was this guy named Kip Diskin, big fat guy, I mean, like, orca fat. He was so stressed in the morning .

How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?

...and anbody playing this, NO googling. If you don' t know, ask for another quote from the same film or a clue!

I know that Mass knows what these are from, so next time i' ll be making mine much harder...

Another flick with an actor who was in your last one(another movie Im putting on my watch list for tonight). I' ll let someone else guess tho. And yes that' s correct for mine.

ORIGINAL: Majikdra6on


Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit but, hey, I' m in a police station

That guy is tense. Tension is a killer. I used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. The baritone was this guy named Kip Diskin, big fat guy, I mean, like, orca fat. He was so stressed in the morning .

How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?

That would be The Usual Suspects.


" The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. And you have burned so very very brightly, Roy."

oops, had to take out the actor' s name on that one...it was too easy

Aw man, i LOVE Blade Runner!

Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

damn i didn' t know there was a game here , i knew about pulp fiction and usual suspect , the other movies i didn' t see them i guess.

majik, more quotes man, give at least 2, one quote is sometimes not enough ...

you guys if you want to rember the exact quote, (at least this adressed for those who don' t know ) , go check out www.IMDB.com, just look for the movie that you' re interested in its quotes... but don' t use it to find others movies quotes you little bastards.

here is mine:

" People think it' s all about misery and desperation and death and all that shit which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn' t do it. After all, we' re not fucking stupid. At least, we' re not that fucking stupid."

" In a thousand years, there will be no men and women, just wankers, and that' s fine by me."

TRAINSPOTTING!!!!!!

Awesome flick. I wouldn' t expect many US members to have seen it though...

Ok, here' s two more quotes from the same movie along with the original quote again...

Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

In this day and age, what the fuck is this world coming to? I can' t believe this, prejudice against - a Jew broad - prejudice against Italians.

But I' m worried, I mean, I' m hearin' all kinds a fuckin' bad things. I mean he' s treating me like I' m a fuckin' half-a-fag or somethin' . I' m gonna wind up a lammist, I gotta go on the fuckin' lam in order to get away from this guy? This ain' t right, Paulie.

is that one Goodfella' s ?

I' m pretty sure, with the Paulie line...


here' s mine. Clue, it' s an animated movie...

What' s the big deal? It doesn' t hurt anybody. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

Hmm how many animated movie' s push that word...South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut?

This ones is pretty easy:
Person1:" James Francis Ryan of Iowa?"
Nathan Fillion:" No, James T Ryan of Minnesota..."

Saving Private Ryan of course.

Character 1: I love you?! What good will that do?
Character 2: I don' t know, I wasn' t planning on using it myself.

Yup, its Saving Private Ryan, nice simple one I felt like being lazy

Your quote sounds so damn familiar, but really got no clue.

ORIGINAL: Die_Hounderdoggen

Character 1: I love you?! What good will that do?
Character 2: I don' t know, I wasn' t planning on using it myself.

I' ve seen it. I know I have. Give us another clue.

here is mine

" You are what you love, not what loves you"

another one from the movie, i beg you people put a tleast 2 quotes from your movies!

" The killer, the girl, and the cop all have split-personalities. They' re all the same person. Isn' t that fucked up?"

ORIGINAL:
" You are what you love, not what loves you"


" The killer, the girl, and the cop all have split-personalities. They' re all the same person. Isn' t that fucked up?"

Adaptation. love that movie. Not many here saw it though...too much thinking involved I guess

Since you saw that, maybe you saw this one:

Cameron Diaz, " Suck my dick!"

quote #2

Orson Bean, " 105. Carrot juice, lots of it. I swear, sometimes it' s not worth it. I piss orange. I have to piss sitting down like a goddamn girlie-girl every fifteen minutes. "

Okay, same movie.

" X" :In, the meantime, we dig. 3 tunnels, North, South and West. We name them Tom, Dick and Harry

Hope that' s enough.

Carrot juice, lots of it. I swear, sometimes it' s not worth it. I piss orange. I have to piss sitting down like a goddamn girlie-girl every fifteen minutes

That' s...

...Being John Malkovich!

In, the meantime, we dig. 3 tunnels, North, South and West. We name them Tom, Dick and Harry

I don' t actually remember the quote, but i know that in ' The Great Escape' they name the tunnels Tom, Dick and Harry so that' s my guess.

On the off chance that i' m right on both counts i' ll leave you with 3 quotes from my next choice...

What do you mean, " Look in the dog" ?

Have you ever crossed the road, and looked the wrong way? ..a car' s nearly on you? So what do you do? Something very silly. You freeze. Your life doesn' t flash before you, cos you' re too fuckin' scared to think - you just freeze and pull a stupid face.

Wow! That' s a great load off me mind. Now, if you wouldn' t mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course!

...i realise that it' s way too easy but hey, it' s an awesome film!

that' s Snatch baby !! i loved it , and brad pitt did an outstanding peromance, i know i wouldn' t understand a goddam thing of what he was saying if there wasn' t subtitles...

Abasoufiane you forgot to ask a follow up. Trying to kill my game??


I' ll just ask one from the movie I' m watching now.

Richard Pryor ," You' re not a gangster. we' re not. We' re club owners. We run a dance hall. What are they going to put on your tombstone? " Here lies a man 27 years old, he died but he ain' t no punk?" Hey man that' s bullshit, okay. You know when you die, when you' re 89 got you' re children and grandchildren around you' re bed... that' s cool. It an' t cool to die at 27. "

quote 2, different character:

" I' ve got a girl who' s pussy is so good, if you threw it up in the air it would turn into sunshine. "

Harlem Nights!



Damn i' m good!!! Hey, anybody know where' s Mass has gotten to?!

Anyhoo, here' s four short and not very memorable quotes from an awesome comedy...

I think that' s Sid' s kid Lenny, the diabetic.

That' s Luigi and Gina' s son Christopher, the Banker.

That' s Mai Lin' s adopted son Manni, the veterinarian.

I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out! You selfish son of a bitch! You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, John!

Abasoufiane you forgot to ask a follow up. Trying to kill my game??

i loved your game , i would never do such thing , my bad i didn' t know that whoever find the inswar should necesseraly find another quote... seee my problem is , only these recent 4 years that i start watching movies in english, all my life i watch them in french... but i' ll handle that

...majik, that' s from Wedding Crashers (2005) right?...

...ok, my turn.... ...i' m only gonna give the actor' s initials ' cause it' d be too easy otherwise:


AP: ' Let me give you a little inside information about God...

God likes to watch. He' s a prankster. Think about it.

He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do?....
I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition.

It' s the goof of all time... " Look but don' t touch.."

" ...Touch, but don' t taste....."

" Taste' .... " ...don' t swallow!!"

Ahahaahahahahaha.....

...And while you' re jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing?

He' s laughin' His sick, f*ckin' ass off!!

....He' s a tight-ass!... ..He' s a SADIST! ...He' s an absentee landlord!! ....Worship that?

NEVER!!!'

Devils Advocate. Great film!

...ok, multiple quotes from the same character in the same film...

I' m angry. I' m very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband' s dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my fucking television set!

Cause she' s got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it! Ferocious, aren' t I? When I think of asses, a woman' s ass, something comes out of me.

Well I am... over-fuckin' whelmed. What d' you want for that, a junior g-man badge?

damn you damn you majicdragon i was happy to recognise the movie from the start of the first quote , and you ruined my joy

and nekkid-monkey he repeated my mistake !! sue him!!!

" im just a girl standing infront of a boy, asking him to love her"
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ORIGINAL: xander_lim

" im just a girl standing infront of a boy, asking him to love her"
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It isn' t your go dude. We are still on my last quote' s...

I' m angry. I' m very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband' s dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my fucking television set!

Cause she' s got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it! Ferocious, aren' t I? When I think of asses, a woman' s ass, something comes out of me.

Well I am... over-fuckin' whelmed. What d' you want for that, a junior g-man badge?

I' m angry. I' m very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband' s dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my fucking television set!

quote:

Cause she' s got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it! Ferocious, aren' t I? When I think of asses, a woman' s ass, something comes out of me.


quote:

Well I am... over-fuckin' whelmed. What d' you want for that, a junior g-man badge?

Heat 1995 with Val Kilmer and Robert D

Best gun sounds ever in a movie!


my quote

I' m Shellie' s new boyfriend and I' m out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I' ll cut you in ways that' ll make you useless to a woman.

damn, Chemical beat me to it.


your movie is Sin City, i believe


ok, these are from a pretty old one. Same actor, same character, same crappy fake french accent:

I don' t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.

I don' t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.

Monty Python: Quest for the holy grail!


Now here' s my quote again:

I' m Shellie' s new boyfriend and I' m out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I' ll cut you in ways that' ll make you useless to a woman.

hmmm, u got his b4 i did.

i got yours

u got mine

ummm, i think it' s your turn...

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He' d be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy' s birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

Pulp Fiction.



Ok, 2 from different characters in the same film. Remember, no cheating!

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you' re supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don' t feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they' re silk panties, maybe it' s a thong. Maybe it' s something really cool that I don' t even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?